even if it's scary, and the odds are bad

phi | they/them | 23 currently obsessed with: project hail mary & critical role campaign 4 icon by @midnightisquiet

[lonely-pancake]

fucked up when i come across a post mentioning my exact city on my feed and i wanna go WOOOOO! WAHOOOOOO! YIPPEEEE! but i remember i don’t want to dox myself

[chryza]

Hello im an american who is nosy and likes to be in my friends countries' bad politics. if you are not us american please reblog this post with your country of origin and/or your country of current residence and the name of the politician who is making you want to chew through fiberglass insulation so i can be nosy and commiserate with you.

[brainstreams]

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[vulpinesaint]

alright my dear ones. it's quiz time once more. i can send you into a fairy tale if you open the storybook for me ✨

[depsidase]

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

[youremysunshine8]

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

[running-with-toast]

what the dog doin

[berrycobbler]

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

[librarylurker]

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

[secondlina]

No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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[joseopher-deactivated20260418]

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

[djpachipikachu]

understimulated working dog breed who can’t stand not having Something to do vs 3 more years of space travel with his two roommates, who’s gonna win

[martindykewood]

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[marougus-the-dragon]

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

[orpheuslament]

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

[krippe90]

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

[orpheuslament]

not a female 👍

[orpheuslament]

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

[gholateg]

this is the kind of comradeship we need to start the month off on.

[the-haiku-bot]

this is the kind of

comradeship we need to

start the month off on.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lonely-pancake]

my favorite thing about vampires, across all media, is that they can never have a normal relationship. this is great for people like me, who love their fictional relationships all kinds of fucked up

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs