[nowatdeadlyichor-blog]

insp.

[the-wise-gnome]

Yaaaaay more headcanons, now about the characters’ sexualities

Mal - I feel like Mal would be openly pansexual biromantic, plus polyamorous?? I mean, she’s a Fairy, she’s a dragon, she prob would like everything lol. Also she feels horribly comfortable to talk about sex with anyone. She makes random sexual comments and doesn’t even care.

Evie - I loooove to think Evie is, secretly, a lesbian. That’s why she’s so terrified of the pressure her mother puts her into finding a prince and stuff, because she wants a princess. She just pretends to be all straight, but she loves girls. She loves Mal. She wants Mal.

Carlos - Oh that baby over here. He’s pretty much gaaaaay. Hella gay. He just loves boys, because they’re handsome, they’re all amazing. And Evie was the first one to know about his sexuality, for obvious reasons.

Jay - Bisexual. He likes girls, yeah, but has a soft spot for boys (especially Carlos). Although girls kiss better, boys can also provide so many amazing things, and Jay loves that.

Jane - Asexual biromantic Jane?? Yes??? She’s just so shy about sex, and all that stuff. She prob gets really uncomfortable when Mal starts to make her sexual comments. She blushes and omg. And once fell head over heels for Audrey.

Audrey - Straight, but curious. And found herself really attached to Jane. She’s really confused about her sexuality, and while there’s Chad, there’s Jane. What to do. Omg. Plus: probably was Jane’s first kiss, and Jane was her first lesbian kiss. She enjoyed it. A lot.

Ben and Chad - Straight. Ben is biromantic, while Chad is Aromantic. His only love is himself.

Lonnie - Hella Pan. Pansexual Panromantic. Everyone is beautiful, everyone is sexy and amazing to her.

Have anything else to add? Please feel free! ^^

[alex-sumu-deactivated20200721]

Okay, so can we talk about the fact that mal have three graffiti paintings of Evie?

This one I Understand, thay are the rotten four, but these two?

Explain that in a platonic way, Disney!

[spideychellemevie-deactivated20]

They love each other 💜💙- My Edit on Instagram

[itsmevie]

I feel like Jaylos and Mevie are such prominent ships because Disney wants them to be.

We know Disney wants LGBTQ characters. However, with the insane whiplash they get when dipping their toes in (ie. Beauty and the Beast, Good Luck Charlie, etc) they know they can’t have LGBTQ characters. Not without severely suffering.

With Descendants, I feel like we’re purposely thrown a lot of Jaylos and Mevie moments. They know that we’re experts at picking out those types of subtle interactions, while anyone not looking for gay undertones will simply see the film at face value. By not acknowledging any LGBTQ tones, and by giving the characters weak heterosexual relationships, they know homophobics won’t catch on. If they do by chance happen to notice, they’d just make themselves look foolish by raising an issue with it. What’s that you say? Mal and Evie held hands? They’re best friends, what do you expect?

Descendants is Disney’s way of giving us those gay/lesbian character dynamics beneath the table, while no one is looking.

[itsmevie]

Disney: Let’s have Mal and Evie sing a beautiful duet about how they will always love each other no matter the distance.

Disney: Also let’s montage all their moments together during that duet.

Disney: And we’ll add in some hand-holding.

Disney: How about an intimate forehead touch in there too.

Disney:

Disney:

Disney: No homo though lol

[blacksatinballetslippers]

Tiana aesthetic dt: @fri5k

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

coward

[weavemama]

Imagine hating homeless people so much u find ways to make their lives shittier instead of providing them with the resources they need

[weavemama]

and unfortunately this isn’t the first time people have did things against poor people…

…THIS SHIT NEEDS TO END NOW 

[skeletonphonic-deactivated20191]

“hostile architecture” is one of those things that sounds like it should be awesome from the name

and then you find out what it actually means and are filled with violent nausea

[daggers-drawn]

Destroying Hostile Architecture is an act of human decency

[wahbegan]

There was a bridge where i went to school, under which homeless people hung out a lot. Where I met this guy Bill. This guy who’d been fired from his job as an air traffic controller for testing positive for weed, whose wide had left him and taken everything. We sat there talking for like hours and he shared his vodka with me and offered me a smoke even though he had next to nothing.

And i come back to visit a year later and the motherfuckers have cemented fucking jagged rocks to all the support structures so nobody can sit on them i was fucking livid i hate this shit so much this man had the clothes on his back, a plastic bottle of booze, and a pack of cigarettes, and a place to rest. That’s it. That’s all he had and he still had the kindness and generosity to share what little he had with me, someone who didn’t need it at all

You know what come to think of it, i haven’t met a single homeless person who hasn’t at least offered me a cigarette or something when i’ve talked to them and you sons of bitches won’t even let them have a place to sit down for 5 fucking minutes

If you see this shit and you’re physically able, break it. Get rid of it. Put a mattress over those spikes between pillars

[lioar]

Anyone who thinks homeless people are a nuisance or an inconvenience should have every single thing that they own and hold dear removed from them for at least a year and see how they fucking like it!

[weyoun]

like, instead of wasting money to build these horrific sharp anti-homeless crap, how about they donate it to shelters instead??? 

Like this is just to keep up ~aesthetics~ instead of putting human life first

[sindri42]

guys holy fuck

So we just got back from toysrus and guess what we found?

This is the stupidest thing and I love it so much.

[sindri42]

I call it the wristfucker.

[sindri42]

Jedi Feferi cosplay in progress.

[sindri42]

THIS IS STUPID

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

Wristfucker 2.0: fuck your whole family’s wrists.

[sindri42]

Pros: impenetrable defense leaves no way for your opponent to cut off your hand.

Cons: you have already cut off your whole arm and maybe impaled yourself.

[sindri42]

My finest creation.

[hentairobot]

[celebrity-pharmacist]

IS THAT LAST ONE WHAT I THINK IT IS

[shatterstag]

OHHHH MYYY H GODDDD

[littlepryingpandorica]

This must be the Sith lightsaber starter kit. 

[culturenlifestyle]

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[j-and-a-ramos]

You must be fun at parties

[anthonyramosnycc]

this is the best thread i have ever read

[dizkuar]

[allthemuches]

2 dudes, chillin in open graves, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

[astratic]

This is actually an art piece by Miller & Shellabarger where they dug graves connected by a tunnel so they could hold hands. They are very much gay and irl married

[csevet]

they are in fact married for real

[bananahomo]

out of all the explanations, two gay husbands making a gay art piece was defiantly not on my list  

[gecsplaining]

two dudes, chillin in open graves, holding hands through a tunnel cuz they are gay

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

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[chaofruity]

hey everyone try this

Shut up

[1-800-fuckyou]

[chaofruity]

[1-800-fuckyou]

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[charlesoberonn]

The Hagia Sophia has inscriptions that were considered sacred for centuries until they were deciphered in the 70s to be Nordic runes saying “Halfdan wrote this”

[terminallydepraved]

my old english prof told us that theres a cave in Scandinavia where a viking gratified some runes like 14 feet up on the wall and when they finally reached it all it translated into was “this is very high”

[loremerchant]

Ancient Shitposting

Now on the History Channel

[agraceful-disgrace]

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

[sylferino]