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Hi, I'm Chris and I guess I've got no idea how tf tumblr works but sometimes I draw open for commissions if anybody's interested! German | English

[uposkotos]

Illidaddy Illidan Stormrage for all the same occasion!

[textsfromtherisingstones]

[sfrwerasd-deactivated20230102]

I’m trying to level gathering. In other words, I’m a draconic edgelord that can’t pick flowers

[reveriesky]

Thank you for the ko-fi, Skyetastic! <3 

[lord-kaan]

Thank you <3

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve been putting off cleaning your late fishes aquarium. Today the algae did its first space flight test.

[countesslime]

I stared at the aquarium. A little rocket plopped out of the water and fell on the floor. «Man.. i really need to clean.» I said as ate my fourth sandwich. «I’ll do it tomorrow.» But i didn’t. I never did. The algae treated me like a God. I was God.

[writing-prompt-s]

Please, don’t ever clean your aquarium

[half-dead-des-deactivated201911]

It honestly was a little shocking to find small statues of myself littering the area that the algae grew from, but i ignored it, thinking that was just normal algae stuff

[colorfulmess-colorfulregret-dea]

a few days later, I walked towards the aquarium to find it completely empty. I looked up and saw a hole in the roof, the edges covered in algae. I looked down and saw a note being held down by a small likeness of myself. “Thanks for helping us. In return, we will send a bust of you to Venus, your favorite planet. Goodbye and thank you for everything you’ve done”

[writing-prompt-s]

w h o l e s o m e

[the-stick-seller]

It’s been about a week now. Apparently NASA got a lot of funding out of nowhere. The algae paid to have my roof fixed, so that’s pretty nice. Still haven’t gotten around to that fish tank. Found out some bacteria started growing in it and learned about an “Ancient advanced civilization” or something. They just now developed written language.

[writing-prompt-s]

e x t r a w h o l e s o m e

[ha-youwish]

I picked up some of the language from the bacteria. We have some basic conversations from time to time, i sometimes talk about my day and hear about their advancements in technology. They’ve built a few cities so far. I don’t think I’ll be cleaning that tank anytime soon (I’ve been thinking about buying another so they can expand).

[number1120]

Update: bought a tank and now the civilisation is expanding perfectly. Not only that, but the technology is better as well. They made hover cars in the tank and they’re flying around. They asked if I want one, but I declined.

[writing-prompt-s]

Why would you decline!?

[frivoloustidbits]

The real question: Do they use the fish like horses?

[antipotatosocial]

the fish are dead that tank haven’t been cleaned in god knows how many years

[writing-prompt-s]

tfw when a post goes from super wholesome to being shattered into a million pieces in mere seconds

[lady-of-crowns]

When the elezens get their revenge

[mythroscat]

@thedarknesssings

[loveamongthesailors]

masterpost 

[crashspyrostuff]

Spyro 3: Year Of The Dragon! - PS1 (2000) ↳ Ice Peak // Midday Gardens.

[home-halone]

This is what the emotes are really for

featuring the lovely Cerise Raenelle

[jateshi]

@mikhasunthistle

*plots*

[setheverman]

u say ur 6'6.. but are u?? are u really???

well ok???? here’s me next to the entrance to my apartment??? why the heck would i lie about my height??? I DON’T ENJOY BUMPING MY HEAD INTO EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THE WORLD IS BUILT FOR HOBBITS

[setheverman]

your WHAT

[patrickthomson]

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

[mhalachai]

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

[she-who-shall-not-be-laid]

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

[dogmomdeluxe-deactivated2022062]

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

[smis-happens]

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

[moonlit-maiden]

Why did I laugh so fucking hard….

[gmax-centiskorch]

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.

I can do it.

I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. 

[enbysaurusrex-blog]

YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING

[james-p-sullivan]

well with that attitude you cant

[radiantgarden-deactivated202312]

I love how Kingdom Hearts starts with collecting mushrooms and coconuts and after that everything goes to shit cause some crazy grandpa decided it’s darkness time

[cameoamalthea]

Kingdom Hearts II starts with skateboarding and fighting with foam bats with your friends and after that everything goes to shit cause a different crazy grandpa decided he needs to feed you to another person and sets up an elaborate human sacrifice trap

[chainoffire-deactivated20200731]

Days starts out with a teenager getting his first job and after that he kills his best friend and ends up getting kidnapped

[userofsleep]

Don’t even get me started on BbS… Comatose finds new family after abusive old man causes him to be a comatose. Only to have his new father killed, brother used and abused by same old man, sister (nearly) killed by dark half and sent to “Disney Hell™” than become a comatose again after trying to kill himself.

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Rated E for Existential Crises

[lord-kaan]

germans: ok, so our country is called Deutschland

the french: got it. the country of Allemagne

germans: ...no? that doesn't even sound like it

the english: oh no, we got it, it's Germany

germans: not even close

the polish: it's Niemcy, right?

germans: how are you each getting it wrong in a completely different way

danes: Tyskland

lithuanians: Vokietija

slovakians: Nemecko

germans: ...

finns: Saksa

germans: you know what? sure. whatever

japanese: Doitsu?

germans: i mean at least you tried

[3eden]

[brutrait]

ASAHI sas BRUTUS. 

[markv5]

Только мама ради своих детей способна на невозможное….

[catsuggest]

gravity hates this local mom