what do you mean you can’t hang out i sh

hey

[childweanedonpoison]

mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

[dom-wolfy-deactivated20151015]

Innocent play fighting that turns into aggressive primal fucking.

[obedience-is-the-law]

A good plan

[godlessondheimite]

[sobeitjayt]

How deep is your love

[woodmeat]

[kirbycore]

yvie oddly dunking on absolutely everyone (but mostly silky)

[acreaturecalledgreed]

I JSUT REMEMBERED THE “WHERES THE BABIES” VIDEO AND I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[acreaturecalledgreed]

[sealcontent]

i wish i could say “where’s the babies” to summon several tiny mewing blobs to climb on me

[januaryhoney]

peachy…rosy…dreamy…. as it should be

[nosdrinker]

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

why is one girl missing an eye tho

[hangchillin]

shes keepin an eye out for selener

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[mistressoffear]

ITS FINALLY ON TUMBLR. BEST EVER

[bittersweet-loverboy]

Omfgggggg

[memesandlaughs]

[germbee]

Me taking all the resources from the village I found in Minecraft

[newtgeiszler]

people are probably gonna exist for a very long time after global warming is irreversible but imagine being in the year 3019 and reading a history book and learning that your ancestors had every power to stop the world from being a shitty hell dimension but they didn’t because short term money making was more valuable to them

[gunsounds-deactivated20170824]

the best way to save money is to act broke

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

“act” broke

[kalichnikov]

baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were five and that’s a good thing somehow

[thivus]

implying boomers wait and don’t just interrupt

[kalichnikov]

[odins-wolf-12]

Not a boomer. Theres nothing wrong with corporal punishment.

[scope-dogg]

You would say that, tumblr user bondage king twelve

[gunsandcuffs12]

What does their name have anything to do with it? You offer no logical reason for them to be wrong, and clearly you dont understand what bondage is, and likely dont know anything about their preferences.

Try offering a logical reason that their statement is wrong.

[scope-dogg]

Whatever you say tumblr user guns and cuffs twelve

[just-high-school-things]

teenager: *is good at math, bad at the arts*

society: oh that’s okay, not everyone’s artsy lol

teenager: *is bad at math, good at the arts*

society: you lazy fuck

[damn-shawty]

okay but this is exactly what society is like when it comes to school

[beckiboos]

For anyone who even THINKS about saying artists don’t contribute anything just remember EVERY. SINGLE. OBJECT in your fucking house, was DESIGNED by… ARTISTS. Every piece of media, your clothes, every fucking logo, YOUR PHONE IN YOUR FUCKING HAND. Had to be DESIGNED BY ARTISTS.

So shut the fuck up.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

I AM GOING TO MISS THIS CAST SO MUCH

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard