[boredpanda]

If Animals Could Talk

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[laharl-sama]

[honeyycurl]

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

[twevara]

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

[shrinking-ulzzang-deactivated20]

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

[bootleg-firework-deactivated201]

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

[starcrossedcherik-deactivated20]

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

[appropriately-inappropriate]

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

[bronzewitchhazel]

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

[iwantineedthebooty]

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

[hellojust4fun-deactivated201512]

We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…

[captain-fucking-levi]

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

[broccolizard]

you are though—its called your life

[captain-fucking-levi]

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

[marcholasmoth]

but those are your demons

[captain-fucking-levi]

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

[m-i-s-m-a-g-i-u-s]

[lunchtrae]

This is Charles, Charles is a victim of child abuse. His parents force him to live in a small area under the staircase with only a small bed and a light. Charles parents are alcoholics and come home late in the night and often times will beat him, he has two broken feet as you can see in this picture, he bandaged them himself but being only 7 years old he can’t do much. Reblog if you have a heart. Charles needs all the hope he can get.

niqqa thats harry potter

[teenscoolest]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[tommosloueh]

Soccer Aid → Part 1 of Louis and Niall running in circles around each other on the field (check out the other parts on me YouTube channel) ↳ Please credit if used.

[foreverwithluv]

Reaction to Taylor’s speech VS reactions to Sam’s speech… 

Also, I’d also like to point out that the song that won the award (I Knew You Were Trouble) was released with the album in October 2012 and Taylor and Harry broke up in 2013… Not that this should matter but it really shows how the media can manipulate you into reacting and thinking a certain way

[chrissongzzz]

When you cheat on your girlfriend multiple times, have a child by another woman and talk about loyalty

[melanin-babe]

boyyyy💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 

[crypticdeath]

BOOOST THIS SHIT!!!!

[chrissongzzz]

You heard it y'all 👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿

[wordsnquotes]

Everyone’s pain is different… I don’t like when people compare. I don’t like when people marginalize their feelings because they think they’re not allowed to have them. Someone will always have a tougher go than you. Does that mean you’re not allowed to feel hurt? To be sad?

S. Walden, LoveLines  (via wordsnquotes)

[archieandrewx]

Soccer Aid ‘16.

[4gifs]

[thefrogman]

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

[gotothemattresses-deactivated20]

You can’t possibly say no to that.

[sezja]

“I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK.”

[wnq-writers]

I didn’t grow old or mature, I grew tired.

anon (via wnq-writers)

[lost-broken-souls]

"Well maybe I have two hearts And one part wont give you up I'm the one that pulls the strings I've never been too good at these things 'Cause I just need a kick start I'm tired of dreaming alone I think i better jump right in And finally let the hurt begin Well tell me when the hurt begins 'Cause honey wont you let me in"

Two hearts, Gavin James.

[scoobydoomistakes]

How it Probably Happened

Bob the animator: “Ok, so, there’s gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says ‘KL’ on it. Can you draw that?”

Frank the animator: “Yeah, sure, how’s this look?”

Bob the animator: “Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says ‘Klondike,’ it wouldn’t have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup.”

Frank the animator: “Uh… ok. Shouldn’t I change it in the first shot?”

Bob the animator: “Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller… oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won’t notice.”

Frank the animator: “More like this?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and… heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better.”

Frank the animator: “Alright, it’s done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone’s gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 3,500 followers some day? That would be ridiculous.”

[stitchkingdom]

and they would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling tumblr kids

[lost-broken-souls]

*hears a song*

me: nice

*plays song 5000000000 more times*

me: still nice

everyone else: please stop