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if i look back, i am lost
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How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance
Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed
Partner 2: Anxiety™
Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.
BONUS:
How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork
Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.
That shit is forever nasty lol
Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now
Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it. He was born in 1986.
periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact
Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet. He’s over 18.
This nigga thinks periods are like optional. And was confident enough to try to tell a woman with a vagina that that was a fact. The internet is wild bruh.
W i l d. and he deadass.
…………
I’m so glad I had comprehensive health classes in school. I couldn’t imagine being that dense
Actually, he’s not wrong. For Black women, a period is called such because it should LITERALLY appear to be a drop of blood, hence a PERIOD. Heavy blood flow is caused from hemorrhaging in the system, which isn’t natural. That’s why it hurts, as I would imagine. It really does involve diet.
Ya MCM thinks black women menstruate in a different way than other women.
I am literally going to end my life. It’s called a period as in period of time. A period of time I wish your mothers had not missed
i am genuinely having an out of body experience
I think this post gave me a panic attack tbh.
Wtf…. did I just read
That’s two entirely separate people who think healthy women aren’t supposed to menstruate? How? How are they so stupid and ill-informed?
There’s another dumbass in the notes who thinks the period is made of “rotted uterus skin”.
this is so funny
#me when I lose my mom at the grocery store
*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song
My brain has a tiny Thanos inside who snaps his fingers and erases half my memories at any given moment
When the bard uses intimidate
When they roll a 20:
When they roll a 1:
never not reblog the angry dooting=_=
When the enemy is a better bard than you
I can’t even dance like this barefoot
Is that Joey Graceffa?
His name is Yanis Marshall, he is incredibly talented, and you will not compare him to the content trash heap that is Jo*y Gr*c*ffa
That kick tho
when it’s november 1st
Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life
someone: have you seen breaking bad?
me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing
Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.
Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.
Violet: I’m calling Lucius.
1999 Playlist
Blaque - 808
Destiny’s Child - Bills, Bills, Bills
Blaque - Bring It All To Me
Juvenile - Back That Azz Up
Mandy Moore - Candy
Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle
Case - Happily Ever After
Mariah Carey - Heartbreaker
Jennifer Lopez - If You Had My Love
Silk The Shocker/Mystikal - It Ain’t My Fault
Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way
TLC - No Scrubs
Destiny’s Child - Say My Name
Ginuwine - So Anxious
Britney Spears - Sometimes
Dru Hill - These Are The Times
Donell Jones/Left Eye - U Know Whats Up
TLC - Unpretty
Busta Rhymes/Janet Jackson - Whats It Gonna Be
702 - Where My Girls At
My top 20 songs of 1999. Feel free to reblog and add your favorite songs from that year if not listed. Songs are clickable - Enjoy!
1999 was my shit!
Puff Daddy-Satisfy you
112- Anywhere
Eric Benet- Gorgy Porgy
Dave Hollister- My Favorite Girl
Tyrese- Lately
Montell Jordan- Get it on Tonite
Dr. Dre- Xplosive
The Roots ft. Erykah Badu (I like the Jill Scott version too)- Baby You Got Me
Missy Elliot- She’s a Bitch
Missy Elliot- Hot Boyz
Memphis Bleek- Memph Bleek is
Beatnuts- Watch Out Now
Method Man & Red Man- Da Rockwilder
ODB- Got Ya Money
Eve & Faith- Love is Blind
Mos Def- Umi Says
Mos Def- Ms. Fat Booty
Lil Wayne- The Block is Hot
Q-Tip- Breathe and Stop
Q-Tip- Vivrant Thing
Jay Z- Big Pimpin’
Love your list!
I murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 who slapped his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race. His horse is now my main horse and she gets all the pats and sugar cubes in the world. I’m feeling good about my cowboy life choises.
Here she is! My beautiful rescue horse that I murdered a man for! I named her Pinky because she has a lovely pink nose.
And of course I braided her mane and tail because she is a queen.
Ok, this is hard.
Dominos with playing cards. (1Italianlurker)
This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:
His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.
I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”
tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds
It gets better.
Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:
NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds
*wipes single tear*
They’re just too beautiful.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.
NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration.
THIS IS ADORABLES :D
I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.
Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:
Some other amusing posters they approved:
Nerdspiration
