xx Loveless xx

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cows live on top of their food. To them it’s like living on a pizza.

[loveless-entity]

Told my bf of a year I could see marrying him for the first time the other day

I hinted at a ring,

He gave me the ‘Rona instead 

[loveless-entity]

PLOT TWIST #2

I was wrong, there's still a ring involved

"Diamond ring sign" = viable pregnancy

This is my 2nd rainbow baby

[inrainbows-deactivated20211029]

soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.

[headspace-hotel]

being a college student is so primal. Like a wolf roaming the tundra, my only thought is of my next meal. Unlike a wolf roaming the tundra, I have an analytical essay due next week

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[ergolost]

omg

[rat-of-the-sky-on-fire-deactiva]

World heratige post

[between-2-and-20-characters]

ah yes, the original version

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

“when Russia sends you nudes” kills me every time

[itsapmseymour]

Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

[itsapmseymour]

[itsapmseymour]

The date draws near.

Are you ready to dance the dance of our people?

[stereotrauma-remade-deactivated]

LTE SFUCKING GOOO

[maykitz]

just walked my dog past a guy sitting in his car in the dark with the headlights on playing lose yourself by eminem so loud it was crystal clear through the shut windows and just gripping onto the steering wheel and staring straight ahead motionlessly.. good luck man ive been there

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how good of a person you are, you are evil in someone else’s story.

[191195-deactivated20240210]

im crying so hard

[simonalkenmayer]

This must be how laughing works.

[pitbolshevik]

the girls are fightingggg

[laufire]

[Transcription: screenshot of a wikipedia article that reads:

“While watching The Hills Have Eyes, director Sam Raimi noticed a ripped poster of Steven Spielberg’s Jaws (1975) in a scene of the film. He “took it to mean that Wes Craven…was saying ‘Jaws was just pop horror. What I have is real horror'”. This inspired Raimi to include a ripped The Hills Have Eyes poster in his film The Evil Dead (1981), as a humorous way of telling Craven “No, this is real horror, pal”. Craven reacted to this by having Nancy Thompson fall asleep while watching The Evil Dead in his film A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). Raimi responded to that by including Freddie Krueger’s glove in a scene of Evil Dead 2 (1987). Later, Craven would have characters in his film Scream (1996) choose to watch a VHS of Halloween (1978) instead of the VHS of The Evil Dead (1981) that they had. Then, in a first-season of Raimi’s television show Ash vs. Evil Dead, Krueger’s glove can be glimpsed, while a poster for The Hills Have Eyes can be seen outside a movie theater in an episode of the show’s second season.“]

[scarlct-vvitch]

i honestly dont get why people stopped reblogging things they like on here bc like what are you afraid of??? people thinking youre cringey?? guess what bitch! youre on tumblr! it's all cringey! reblog everything you like and do it shamelessly no one fuckin cares

[wizardposting666]

[vibinwitch]

Bc I know some of y'all are about to have a fit in the notes

[today-in-homestuck]

[calendarstuck]

It’s been a decade since [S] Cascade

[softwaring]

[jeniferprince]

oh to be a pirate being rescued by mermaids

check more of my work on instagram // buy prints here

[depsidase]

[sharper-and-bigger]

[laurasbailey]

Life is Strange: Before the Storm (2017) Life is Strange: True Colors (2021)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somewhere in the universe, from some angle, there is a constellation that spells out “Fuck you”.