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Another Josh with a Headband Thing for the Void...
Or ya boi is casually planning a series of looting adventures and is halfway through putting his armour on... or taking it off... you choose. Joshi's about to get himself into an unplanned situation at the very least.
I'd imagine he rattles a little.
in the future they will invent a "horse printer" that can print horses
no they won't
they will
A printer that can print horses is just called a pregnant horse
i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”
When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed ‘Evil Chancellor Traytor’. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, ‘chancellor’ just came with the word ‘evil’ in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like ‘grand’ or ‘high’ or something along those lines.
Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called ‘the kingslayer’.
The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the ‘settlement’ in my sister and I’s closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched up by the dog.
The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the ‘evil’ in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler - or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people.
But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader; because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the ‘machinery of politics’ working as smoothly as ever.
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he’d done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don’t know why but we got the biggest kick out of being like:
Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can’t the king see how wicked he is?!
Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!
Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king’s back, we’ll know where to look!
Evil Chancellor Traytor’s Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn’t looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs… *insert iconic evil laugh*
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom’s cleaning sprees, and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I’s games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special ‘episode’ where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor’s diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that ‘Traytor’s grave would have a body’ (this seemed very important for some reason).
And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called ‘Tyrant King Cobra’.
::closes tab, shuts off computer, and proceeds to have the best day ever just by knowing this exists::
i will always reblog Evil Chancellor Traytor
sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.
it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)
i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones
if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.
if you're in the uk like i am there IS a petition to sign on the official gov petitions website asking to consider repealing this law. it currently has almost 8k signatures and needs 10k in order for the government to even acknowledge it (and 100k for them to debate it)
idk if i can post it here but please... go sign it! and go write to your local mp if possible. they need to realize how dangerous this law is going to be for uk citizens online. it doesn't protect children, it's just privacy invading AND a huge security risk to boot
and if you are NOT in the uk, spread the word around! especially let any uk moots you know about it
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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning
dasfsffadfjdag I meant girl but gork works better
I didn't even question it I was nodding along like I'm literally right there with you gork
Well what the fuck now
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Hi guys! I wanted to make a little addition to this timeless post of mine!!!! :)
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I thought it was all different people and not one person on a streak. Op are you okay??
Thank you @fantasticwhovian and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves
i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will
spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship
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all goofing aside I don't understand the urge to reimagine Tay'lor Allisoarn Spiff as a secret Jedi fighting for the rebellion when the rebel alliance is literally like overflowing with women fighting the empire. Gara and Ke'Cha and Mileu and Halcey are right there. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't like Taylor but why would you hang all your hopes of taking down the empire on her
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Isn't Lady Gara a force sensitive?
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Hence why I put her in the list of famous force using women who are in the rebel alliance?
(okay ignore the fact I've put an image in here but this is ops icon)
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#im sure op has this post muted by now but Ur icon is so real op
The icon is because of this post
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btw to just clarify for anyone who sees this reblog of this post
op is basically saying something along the lines of "yea ik tay'lor spiff is a jedi but like. why is she y'all's only force using rebel icon when there are all these other force users in the rebellion???"
i might have worded this badly but hopefully i got the main point across
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Hi OP here I most CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY TAY'LOR SPIFF IS A JEDI???
(based on this post)
you wouldn't believe who showed up in today's Jango Fett comic issue
(Jango Fett #4 by Ethan Sacks and Luke Ross)
head in my hands. she looks so much like the design i made too
how are u falling for hypothetical propaganda
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another one of these things that i just kind of bang out top to bottom w no script or plan. getting it out.
just some guy. some partially intangible guy who is not managing, and probably never will manage, to communicate myself fully (and probably i don't even want to?) but also is not managing to shut up about it
feeling this again as i contemplate jumping ship from twitter. i've been clinging to twitter for a long time bc 1. it's familiar and i used to really like it, and 2. my follower count there is high enough that i feel like i can't affort to give it up irt making a living.
but when i think abt how much discomfort i've felt as a tradeoff to that visibility, even when i'm also grateful for it... maybe starting over with a fresh slate and rebuilding from the ground up, even if only on one platform/one facet, could be really nice?? anyway.
our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard
spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
and here's the desktop version for Windows with adblock and skip-bypass BlockTheSpot
spot X for windows
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If you want an alternative to Spotify that allows you to move away from streaming entirely, I can recommend MusicBee as a desktop music library app.
It has powerful filtering and organizing features for your music library, and it can manage your podcast subscriptions via RSS feed links as well. It's more involved, of course, than using Spotify, and you don't get access to Spotify's discovery features for finding new music. But given that a pretty substantial chunk of the music Spotify's algorithms are going to be feeding you in the future will be AI generated slop garbage... maybe not such a loss, really.
thats a rather dramatic and sinister description for creatures that fall apart when u barely touch them
I think a lot about about the popular reaction to those tiktok artists who use a pendulum over a canvas to paint instead of doing it by hand.
obviously a lot of them seem to bait negative reactions for views but like, most of the issue seems to come from the idea that it doesn’t require any effort - which is fascinating to me because you know they rig those rooms themselves?
Each video has different a setup that probably took a few hours at least; often the canvas is moving as well as the paint and the rigging is very symmetrical and smooth in a way that definitely took the artist a fair amount of calculation/work. Idk, I’m not saying it’s for everyone but it’s more purposeful than most people seem to think
Skill and time aside it’s interesting to see how small changes can drastically alter the shape of a pattern
also also also it’s such a wonderful overlap between math and physics and art!!!
it is a well established practice in the field of art to have the artist relinquish some amount of control of the final product by introducing chance, or interaction, or collaboration. and this type of art is doing exactly that! the artist is setting the parameters and then letting physics take over, which is incredible! i can’t even imagine how much prep and thought go into each of these compositions.
And if you think about it, this is essentially a collaboration between the artist and the earth.
anyways thank you for allowing me to be a nerdy ass art historian on your post
There's a jazza video where he tries this method and another complexity is how thick the paint is. It's surprisingly hard to make look good
