"I would have come for you."

Sarah. 34. Married. Sagittarius. Chaotic neutral. ENFP. Team Instinct. Team Stark. Ravenclaw. Cashapp: $LtSarai Paypal: @ltsarai Ko-fi: LtSarai Header by @scruffylookingpiratecaptain Icon by @roventum

[endiness]

ultimate ships challenge ♡ goodbyes (2/5)

[proudestof]

Jeff & Annie + kisses

[tommyknards-archive]

COMMUNITY | 6.04

[chapellsroan]

ANNIE EDISON AND JEFF WINGER Community (2009-2015)

[lt-sarai]

Not me out here watching the series finale of Community just to cry over Jeff "I let you go" Winger and Annie "Kiss me or you'll regret it for the rest of your life" Edison.

I fucking can't with these idiots.

[sludgebones]

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

End scene

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[moffpup]

hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years

[uss-edsall]

Does anyone have this picture

But it’s a parody of Master and Commander’s opening title

I swear I have seen this before and I cannot for the life of me find it

[kesslersymbolic]

This image?

[uss-edsall]

YES

[eddardsharpe]

[bacony-cakes]

PNG'D! (i didn't know the font so this is taken directly from the image)

+ bonus italian navy vessel

[catgirl-kaiju]

[lt-sarai]

I know-

I KNOOOOW

It's not important.

It's not. I know this.

But I spent my quarantine watching Bernadette Banner make a historically accurate 1890s Lady Sherlock outfit from the underwear out.

This means I know a lot more about Victorian underwear than the average Hogwarts Legacy fanfic writer, apparently.

THE BRA AS WE KNOW IT WASN'T AVAILABLE UNTIL THE 1910s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PANTIES WEREN'T A THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but it takes me out of the smut when I see "bra and panties" in a Victorian setting.

[all-4-ominis]

Ministry inquirer: “And you love her?”

Ominis: “I don’t see how that’s relevant.”

Inquirer: “Well, she is your wife.”

Ominis: “Yes.”

Inquirer: “You two met through Sebastian Sallow?”

Ominis: “He was looking for a helper. I found a wife; seemed to work out.”

Inquirer: “She and Sallow fought with some people in fifth-year.”

Ominis: “She fought with a lot of people in fifth-year.”

Inquirer: “And you?”

Ominis: “Fights with me sometimes, too.”

Inquirer: “…Is there any particular reason you don’t wish to discuss your marriage?”

Ominis: “Just don’t see how it’s any of your business, is all. We’re very private people.”

———————————————

MC: “His eyes! Oh, yeah! I definitely have to say it was his eyes. I know it’s kinda ironic, ‘cause he’s blind, but you can put that down! His eyes, his hair, and his beauty marks; and right where his neck meets his jawline! That—oh Merlin—actually that whole area. That and—below it.” 😏

Inquirer: 🫪

[theacreativity]

This is perfect 😂

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[rosie-dear-rosie]

[bibidebabideboo]

“羽の日光浴するアオサギ先輩 この鳥っぽくない体勢が(*´∀｀) 7/1 #アオサギ” (アワビかʢ•̀رق•́ʡホタテか(@dededenmusi)さん | Twitterから)

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[gobloggirl]

[deinonychian]

. ^ . \ / \ V \ \ F /-_. |/ \

the noble quetzalcoatlus

[billiecauter]

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc