This Is A Shitty Blog

23 year old autistic whose blog isn't actually about eyebrows. Ace, annoying, and attention deficit.

[theweirdwideweb]

[wayneradiotv]

this is so sad. all this puppy has to sleep on is a baby banana with a half slice cheddar blanket

[hydro-homies]

There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.

[chocohybrid]

quick question

why is the one in the middle wearing 5 shirts

[goblinparty]

that’s why she’s being bullied

[neurotypical-karen]

ok but they also have different versions that show each girl in the group getting bullied by the others

[wispycreator]

This is a modern work of art

[seizerofdarkness]

I’ve seen them once labeled as “homoerotic bullying pictures” and honestly don’t know what else to call them

[frazelforever]

would just like to add this one specifically

[medli20]

public service announcement

[someemochick]

[autistic-dumbass]

Quest updated: solve this lovers quarrel in order to proceed

[yeahiwasintheshit]

‘Top’

[gayagendas]

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

[seas-evaporating]

me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican

[mysharona1987]

[pentag0nal]

This is my friend TJ, wearing a costume she made for Halloween, 1977.  She was 16 at the time. Now, keep in mind: there was no internet to search for images.  She could not have rented and paused the movie, because it wasn’t released on video until 1982.  No, TJ just went to the movie a bunch of times, took notes with a flashlight, drew a bunch of sketches, and put this together. In 19-fucking-77.  So let’s bury this bullshit about how women didn’t grow up on Star Wars.

[gayforbagels]

Hell yeah TJ

[buckyjoy11]

Reblog for TJ

[wessasaurus-rex]

You go TJ 

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I love her

[blackholesandlions]

TJ

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

TJ LET’S GO

[nostalgiathriving]

The iconic TJ Cosplay post!

[lux-the-shadowbanned-dweeb-deac]

We love TJ!

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[oldschoolsciencefiction]

“Great Scott, Luke! You must go back in time and prevent your father, Anakin, from becoming a Sith Lord.”

“This is heavy.”

[freesia-writes]

Facebook user Kai Steele posted this in the SWC group; the Maul in the background was apparently an unexpected surprise. 😂😂😅

[ghostsandgoblins]

Scooby Doo (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

you know what there were a lot of jokes in this movie that went over my head as a kid

[bowling-alleycarpet]

that’s because this movie was filmed as an R-rated (18+) parody, but at the last moment before release, warner bros decided it would loose them too many fans of the cartoon for children and sully the good name of Scooby Doo and had the film re-edited down to PG. why do you think so much smoke was coming out of the mystery machine? why shaggy’s girlfriend is called mary jane? daphne and velma were lesbians and one of the first instances of cgi costumes on human actors was used to raise the neckline on their blouses. Freddy was played as gay with only the scene where they admit it deleted.

if you don’t know about this, seriously look it up. here’s a very toned-down wiki article but there’s much more out there. this film sounds like it was written for tumblr ten years early

[lesbiankermit-moved]

[zagreus]

eraser head? why, i hardly know her head!

[zagreus]

did not mean to include the airships

[murphygloss]

[nostrem]

therapy is such a scam. all you need to do is buy a 5'6 zweihänder and swing it around your home now and then to feel better. been doing it for years and im the very picture of good mental health

[wasabibytes]

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[leupagus]

oh my god IT’S TRUE

[audible-smiles]

[wizardlyghost]

also much as i hate to mention the solo movie when chewie introduced han to the wookie they found in the mines his first reaction was to pat hans head like you would when you meet a new dog

[tiwaztyrsfist]

To further the analogy of Han is the Dog, According to various canon sources, a Standard Human in the Star Wars universe has a life expectancy of roughly 100-120 years. A Wookie has a life expectancy of around 400 years. So, caring for Han for Han’s whole life is a commitment of less than a quarter of Chewie’s life. It’s like having a dog that lives to 20-22. A long term companion, but one you know you’re probably going to outlive.

[charlesoberonn]

When they kill your dog

[sinistercinnamon]

oh my god

[batneko]

#to think that#the sequel trilogy#would never happened#if chewie just have gotten Han neutered.

[hustlerose]

loomer gf

always looming

portentious

only wears black

"the final hour draws near"

hiding in the shadows

"a terrible fate awaits you"

raspy voice

tall and grim-faced

won't let you think straight

"i have to consult the bones"