Luc the Mad

A mercenary of madness

[neodios]

Fave servant of each class

There was this nice art meme going around ages ago, the one about drawing a favourite FGO servant of each class. Finally I found time to finish at least primary classes.

If only he wouldn’t be such a glass cannon!..

[mapsontheweb]

Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America

[faggottt]

me after 4 days of self-quarantine

[minecraftchemicalromance]

thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg

[minecraftchemicalromance]

watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all

[minecraftchemicalromance]

“we couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggs” excuse me what the fuck

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what

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things are getting fun

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what

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what the fuck

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excuse me

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EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK

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fucking finally admittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video i’m really not as phased by this as i thought i would be

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[minecraftchemicalromance]

ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch

[not-obsessed-with-jinx]

MONSTER HUNTER WORLD MODDING COMMUNITY IS BY FAR THE BEST

112 DAYS UNTIL PADORU PADORU 

I was going to make a little video without B-52, but I think he made it better 

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[wigpisser]

[c0ffeekitten]

[lahiah]

[wizardnuke]

[fake-bnha]

wow i love cards against humanity

[mudpuddling-moved]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[ilvesrakkautta]

[durbikins]

Climbing a ladder is so intensive in Pokemon Sword and Shield that it stops all overworld animations. This is what they cut your favorite Pokemon for.

[forgamers]

[nflstreet]

[gluttonygirls]

[naisucache]

she eat the nögget

[lucthemad]

Nerö demmands nögget

[haniwahead]

It’s the first anniversary of Bowsette! It felt just like yesterday I’m 2 days late so I made 2 images in commemoration~

The original Tumblr post never actually did catch on on this site haha https://haniwahead.tumblr.com/post/178252273444/the-super-crowns-some-spicy-new-mario-lore-lemme

[infamouslydorky]

This is dumb

[oldboyjensenhinglemeier]

Engi-WHEREVERYOUARE

[infamouslydorky]

Welp…  I believe that the heart does go on

[thatdunkmemer]

[sawyer-aik]

aw heck ye.

(via @alexquintanilla on twitter)

[not-close-to-straight]

YES

[lucthemad]

Quality

[coolsaddad-blog]

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

[feels-for-the-fictional]

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

[marzipanandminutiae]

They are indeed purple, But one thing you’ve missed: The concept of “purple” Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I’m hugely pedantic But what else is new?

[ineptshieldmaid]

My friend you’re not wrong About Homer’s wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

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[squeeful]

While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.

But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[last-flight-of-dickarus]

Hirple - To limp or walk awkwardly

Cirple - An old Scots word for the hindquarters of a horse

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

“Roses are red, violets are purple,

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

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My, how romantic!

[wouldthatcreationhadformedmeman]

DYING. I AM DYING.

[kiranovember]

Calling theshitpostcalligrapher! We need @theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@kiranovember u better buy this as a commission lmao

[simonalkenmayer]

This post has evolved.

[minotaur-in-my-labyrinth]

I am 100 percent all for every part of this thread. I have laughed loudly and long. Thank you, thou glorious purple-hirple rhyme.

[voicesbyzane]

Visit Original Link

[catchymemes]

Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO

Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/

[rook-the-catechumen]

This is what stepping on a landmine feels like