wannabe unicorn @lukfisch - Tumblr Blog

this will get to the right people

I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

paper-mario-wiki

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

visit-ba-sing-se

i hate you private jets i hate you bitcoin i hate you cars that go 200 mph i hate you golf parks i hate you yachts i hate you huge mansions with a pool i hate you luxery resorts i hate you exessive wealth causally killing the planet and using up ressources we all need

visit-ba-sing-se

“okay but it’s their money! They can decide how to spend it!” Yeah okay but it’s our atmosphere! and water! and no amount of wealth should give you free reign over that!

jingles-miserably

guys what happened to tumblr user pizza?

I'm kinda scared. Their reblogs aren't anywhere.

Were they ever real?

one-time-i-dreamt

OP, I saw that you posted this just last month but I hate to break it to you - Tumblr user pizza has been terminated. 8 years ago. For allegedly posting undisclosed weight loss pills ads (which were a scam and they also go against Tumblr's ToS).

Some people wrongly think she was terminated for her other problematic behavior, like the "n-word stories" tags she had on her blog, but I am pretty sure this was actually what got her deleted.

jingles-miserably

oh shit

one-time-i-dreamt

How did you just notice that she was gone from the website, though, my sweet summer child? The blog was terminated in 2014!

!??

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

sloppystyle

failed the prostate exam

skull-crushing

who the fuck writes these things

vergak

When I lie awake staring in to space

I see a different view -The xx

#art #artists on tumblr #my art #artwork #heart #space #xx #thexx #onhold

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elasticitymudflap

i can never face my family again

inabasket

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

wheat-thinssss

Oh my gosh it’s back 😵😵😵😂

porterr-robinson

sandersstudies

This is so

Unnecessary

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how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

turing-tested

avatar aang is…..my dad

shitbrick

explain

turing-tested

disappeared when i needed him most

turing-tested

hey so this was a good post and all and im glad i got to collaborate with you but i just realized your url was “waluigis-penis” and i would like a refund, please,

pietriarchy

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piss-bong

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journeymanfool

dowereallyneedthis

favoritefightingfrenchgoth

ok hear me out guys

I’m listening

okay listen closely

ok ready

look me boots

Mfs is crazy 😂😂

She picked the right fucking day 🤣🤣

maybe-itdoesntmatterr-deactivat

Wtf😂😂😂

willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme

They dead

bloodclaatpussyclaat

Lmfaooooo dawggggg

animestan69

hi! I'm learning German as a foreign language and I'm just wondering when you say goodbye on a video chat would you say "aufwiedersehen" or "aufwiederhören"? I'm so confused lol

Hmm, in a video chat bc you see the other person it would be “Auf Wiedersehen”.

Nobody really uses “Auf Wiederhören” anymore, so you can just say “Tschüss” or “Bis bald” or something like that. Nobody’s gonna be confused if you say “Auf Wiedersehen” in a phone call, either

Auf Wiedersehen = Sehen = To see (you again)Auf Wiederhören = Hören = to hear (from you again) (usually only phone calls, really, it’s antiquated at this point)

lukfisch

Ich sag das jeden Tag mehrmals, eigentlich bei jedem Telefonat welches ich an der Arbeit führe. 😲

#teamaufwiederhören #aufwiederhören ftw