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[maruposting]

This is the standard winged nightjar and it has one singular stupidly big feather on each wing... if you even care.

[legalise-greenleaf]

Love this guy

[a-book-of-creatures]

That’s standard as in “pennant” or “banner”, not standard as in “normal”.

But it’s not a pennant-winged nightjar. THIS is a pennant-winged nightjar… if you even care.

[crevicedwelling]

can’t forget the Lyre-tailed Nightjar! there’s actually a number of these ridiculous guys, and they’re partly why caprimulgiforms are some of my favorite birds

also the Sickle-winged Nightjar, which is. come on, that’s just a weird moth

[a-book-of-creatures]

Everyone does care about nightjars 🥹

[aerospaceaspirant]

Infinite in Both Directions

@sketiana // cells undergoing mitosis // neutron stars colliding // 'saturn', sleeping at last // voyager golden records // diagram of an atom // diagram of the solar system // 'a toast to the alchemists', laura giplin // neural stem cells // ciliated ventral epithelium // 'constellations', the oh hellos // jwst deep field // 'singularity', marie howe // heart of the phantom galaxy // 'zephyrus', the oh hellos // apoferritin // aerial view of a forest // a graph me and my project co-chair made to model angle over time of our payload // molybdenum and sulfur atoms // unknown // pillars of creation

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they're been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house said their eyes hurt from staring, so i took them to the store to get some eye drops. well midway through the medicine aisle i turned around to see them flashing in and out of colors like a combusting star, so i asked them what was up without looking directly at them. they told me that there were too many people at the store and they forgot how they looked. which. is understandable to be honest they've only been on earth for a little over 24 hours. my phone started to melt a little when i showed them pictures of themself, but my hand feels fine even though they held it while calming down. they're currently resting and i am not sure what to do with 5 empty bottles of eye drops

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house has been eating my food for the past few days and i don't really know if they can taste it because the food sort of bursts into ash and fire before it reaches their mouth? but they seem to enjoy eating it or at least watching me cook. they tried to help me fry some onions earlier but the stove flame turned from blue to white and the onions started crackling instead of sizzling so they backed off. however they have the ability to chop garlic like a pro

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house is taking daily walks with me around the neighborhood and i don't think they know about animals yet. we were going past someone's house and this labrador started barking at us. normal, right? but the angel staying over at my house asked me if that was music. and i had to stop and think about that one for a second. in the end i said it can be music to us, it's just that the dog doesn't know it (and may never know it, which is a real tragedy). then they asked me what's a dog

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house went to the library with me and they wanted to know if humans actually dream or if that was something people made up for television. guess what the staff told us that the full name of the angel staying over at my house couldn't be printed on a library card so i just said well couldn't we have one anyways? and now we do but it's really like the first third of their name and not written correctly. oh well. i have to go help carry some huge books about neuroscience into the house

[pigswithwings]

today the angel staying over at my house came up to me and started crying tears that melted through my carpet. told me they realised they wouldn't be able to use their library card after they left earth and i. i honestly forgot that was going to happen. but i told them hey dude that's just how humans feel too. can't read all the books, but the fact that you got to read some is worth bragging about, right? they could tell all of their angel friends about the cool stuff they've done. and they said that they used to think that the world was so small and that humans were being petty about missing earth but now they live here and they feel small too. and they're not sure what to tell their angel friends.

so i asked to hold their hand again. they didn't burn me this time, either. and i asked them if this moment felt small to them. they said it didn't.

anyways we made popcorn and watched it's a wonderful life. they told me that angels don't speak like that at all by the way

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[putting-kinger-in-places]

Dayshift at Freddy's 2: Electric Boogaloo please? 👀

Freddy Fastbear, Off The Perc

[lynaferns]

Had to express this somehow

[lynaferns]

WHAT HAPPENED I WASN'T LOOKING

[mutant-distraction]

[littleguysdaily]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Karate Cactus

[putting-kinger-in-places]

put him in twisted wonderland

Heartslaybul Dorms, Twisted Wonderland

[cosmic-nopedog]

she gets tinier the more poms in her name

[shiftythrifting]

yes

yes

[apjvff]

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

[starshipheartofg-erti]

happy birthday

[thesummoningdark]

[sygol]

STOP APOLOGIZING FOR BEING WEIRD

CONFORMITY IS NOT A VIRTUE, LOVE IS

[sygol]

STOP SAYING YOU ARE "SO NORMAL"

THE WORLD NEEDS YOU TO BE WEIRD ABOUT IT

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

APPROPRIATE DISPOSAL OF JOY CANNOT SAVE YOU

[giantpurplecat]

The Fool jingled miserably across the floor. Inspired by this.

[sunhowler]

whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

[garfield-69]

Miku family reunion

[earlgraytay]

for today’s lucky 10,000, here’s the song that OP is talking about

it is genuinely sweet and charming and I’m so glad to have googled it

[13lizardsinatrenchcoat]

The meme is funny, but Miku’s grandpa (the IBM 7094) actually looked like this:

ALT

He took up 2,000+ square feet and helped with NASA’s “Saturn” flights.

Look how big and clunky he is. He had to work really hard to sing that song ;_; please appreciate him.

[rukafais]

if you want to feel emotions here’s a combination of the IBM704 and V4 Cyber Diva singing Daisy Bell as a duet

edit: people have been saying it’s not miku it’s cyber diva which…i honestly thought was the same thing so THAT IS MY BAD. I have edited it

[toastbutteregg]

[secondbeatsongs]

this is actually true! there have been multiple studies that show that millennials are better at identifying fraudulent links than other generations, and one theory is that rickrolling taught us to be cautious about what links we click!

How the "Rickroll" Educated a Generation

Technical learning can come from unexpected places

it’s fascinating to see how much memes have shaped our lives over the years!

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[mosticonicposts]

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