Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
if i look back, i am lost
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Xuebing Du
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todays bird
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trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Love Begins
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People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
People
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
yeah… weird
World Heritage Post
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4000cc breast implants :)
I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.
#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals
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I don't even know whose job it was to teach people this, but did they just stop teaching people what a bicycle bell means?
One would think that hearing a very distinct, clearly audible, reasonably loud and rapidly approaching sound of any kind would make any reasonable mammal turn to look at the direction of the sound, just purely by instinct?? If a deer heard something nearby go DING DING DING DING DING DING at its general direction, it would at least look up to see whether the source of the sound is a threat or not? Just a quick "is that something I need to be concerned about?" type of glance.
The enshittification of pedestrians has reached the point where they have less traffic survival skills than deer.
How exactly does one slow down and weave around pedestrians who are blocking the entire way in a formation in which it would be impossible to pass them even on foot without elbowing one or two?
This is literally why we need bike lanes
The pedestrians ignoring the bike bell are on the bike lanes.
mow em down
i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”
When my sister and I were kids we had this one action figure, who was actually a brutalized batman doll without his cape (the dog chewed half his head, too), who we dubbed ‘Evil Chancellor Traytor’. The idea was that in the fictional society of our toys, ‘chancellor’ just came with the word ‘evil’ in front of it, as a matter of ancient tradition. Like ‘grand’ or ‘high’ or something along those lines.
Anyway, the running gag was that the king (an old Power Rangers knock-off doll) had absolute and unwavering faith in Evil Chancellor Traytor, who basically comported himself like a mix between Grima Wormtongue and Jafar from the Aladdin movies. Everyone was always sure that Evil Chancellor Traytor had something to do with the nefarious scheme of the day. The dude even carried around a poisoned knife called ‘the kingslayer’.
The additional twist on the joke, though, was that he never was behind anything. The king was actually right. Evil Chancellor Traytor was the most devoted civil servant in the entire Action Figure Dystopia. He spent his nights working on writing up new legislature to ensure that broken toys had access to mobility devices, was always on the lookout to acquire new shoeboxes for expanding city infrastructure, and drafted a proposal that once got half the ‘settlement’ in my sister and I’s closet moved to the upper shelf so that vulnerable toys were less likely to be snatched up by the dog.
The knife, as it turned out, was as symbolic as the ‘evil’ in his name. See, Action Figure Dystopia had a long history of corrupted monarchs getting too big for their thrones and exploiting the underclasses. The job of the Evil Chancellor was to always remain vigilant, and loyally serve a good ruler - or, if the regent should became a despot, to slay them on behalf of the people.
But since killing the king would be a terrible crime, the Evil Chancellor had to be the kind of person who would willingly die to spare the people from the plight of a wicked leader; because the murder would be pinned on them, in order to keep the ‘machinery of politics’ working as smoothly as ever.
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor had a diary, in which my sister I would take turns writing out the most over-the-top good shit he’d done behind the scenes. Usually after everyone else had finished talking shit about him. I don’t know why but we got the biggest kick out of being like:
Barbie With the Unfortunate Haircut: Oh that Evil Chancellor Traytor! Why can’t the king see how wicked he is?!
Charmander From the Vending Machine: Char!
Jurassic Park Toy of Jeff Goldblum With Disturbingly Realistic Face: At least if someone puts a knife in the king’s back, we’ll know where to look!
Evil Chancellor Traytor’s Diary: Today I was feeding ducks at the park when I noticed another legless action figure sitting by the benches. I put a hundred dollars into his bag while he wasn’t looking. I really need to increase budgeting to the medical treatment centers. If only we had enough glue, I think we would see far fewer toys trying to get by without limbs… *insert iconic evil laugh*
Anyway, Evil Chancellor Traytor eventually fell victim to one of my mom’s cleaning sprees, and she decided he was too busted up to keep and tossed him out. My littler brother, who tended to follow my sister and I’s games like he was watching a daily soap opera, cried so hard that we had to do a special ‘episode’ where one of the toys found the Evil Chancellor’s diary, and so he got a big huge memorial and the king threw himself into the empty grave and then ordered the toys driving the toy bulldozer to bury him so that ‘Traytor’s grave would have a body’ (this seemed very important for some reason).
And then we had the Quest For a New King. Somehow or another that ended up being a giant rubber snake called ‘Tyrant King Cobra’.
::closes tab, shuts off computer, and proceeds to have the best day ever just by knowing this exists::
i will always reblog Evil Chancellor Traytor
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“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?
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maybe not marinated enough but it gives the same vibes
Me and mom learned new English word.
Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol.
This is what I drew after this situation 👇
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I want yall to guess what my halloween costume is if you're wrong i wont tell you if you're right i also wont tell you
bros just asking for ideas atp 🥀🥀
papa, more movie. papa.. me want more movie.
it's like getting drenched with cold water being reminded that at the end of the day, these streamers are still men...
from tommy's "THE LEGENDARY KARAOKE STREAM" timestamp 42:33.
still not over this. let me cook
Him talking like this in your ear during sex. Not a particularly deep voice, but raspy in a way that makes it more like a dry growl. And the way he curses so aggressively too?? He definitely seems like the type to swear when he's in the mood. I think he'd laugh a bit sometimes if he accidentally says something too stereotypical lmao. But he gets back into the moment quickly and goes back to either degrading or praising you (whatever you prefer 🤭).
the way i gasped oh my lorddddd your mind is truly one of our finest hoooolllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I GOT THE QSMP HOODIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE SAME HOODIE CHARLIE HAS!!!! RAHRARHARHARHARHA!!!
BROOOOO WHAT I WOULD GIVE AUGHHHHH
OUR PFPS ARE FROM THE SAME STREAM-
OK TWIN LMAOOO HE WAS SO FINE THAT WHOLE STREAM THO
HE WAS OMG
MINE IS WHEN HE SMILED AT THE CAMERA!!!
I LOVE IT SM OFIDIDIDID
JDHFKJADHDGK I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT SMILEEEE BUT MINES THIS ONE BC I LOVE HIS SIDE PROFILE SM IDK WHYYYY HES JUST SO
THIS ONE WAS A CLOSE SECOND THO
I GOT THE QSMP HOODIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE SAME HOODIE CHARLIE HAS!!!! RAHRARHARHARHARHA!!!
BROOOOO WHAT I WOULD GIVE AUGHHHHH
OUR PFPS ARE FROM THE SAME STREAM-
OK TWIN LMAOOO HE WAS SO FINE THAT WHOLE STREAM THO
I GOT THE QSMP HOODIE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE SAME HOODIE CHARLIE HAS!!!! RAHRARHARHARHARHA!!!
BROOOOO WHAT I WOULD GIVE AUGHHHHH
I CAJ TDO THISSS I NEED HIM I NEED THAT SO BAD
AAASDFYYYYYHHHHHHHHGREEEEERRRWQQQWWWWWWWHHHFFFFFDDDDDDDDJJJJJJHHHHHHBBDNDNDNDNFNFNDNDNNAKAKWKWKEKEKKRRJDJDJDUUWUWQIIEHDHDHRHHRHRHRHRFFSHSHSHSHSHGSGSGSGSSJSJSJSJSKSLSOWOWIEURURAAAAHAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHWHWWWWYAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
screaming rn GIVE HIM TO ME
no one talks about how fucking sexy Charlies neck/throat is?? like his adams apple is so defined and its so hot. please let me bite it oh my god. i need to absolutely COVER his neck in hickeys and bites and then see that dazed look in his eyes when i pull away.
and his nose too??? omfg. im sitting on it. hes so perfect.
oh my god dude his fucking nose makes me go insane holy moly the way i would bounce on it
YESSIRRRRRRRR DUDE THESE TYPE OF PHOTOS GODDAMNNNNN
WHEN I SAY I WAS KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING DURING THE INTRO.
YAYYYYY FUCK YEAH I MISSED HIMMMM IM SO EXCITED
Slimps, Slimers, Slime guys, Goopy Gunky fellas
Pls send me ALL the Slimecicle pics u got
My collection NEEDS to grow.
<3 here u go
lmk if u need more i have many
THE 3RD AND 11TH PICS HAVE MY HEART
THE WAY HE LAUGHS LIKE THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A FUCKING WATTPAD STORY 😭😭😭😭
IKR HES SO FUCKING PRETTY WHEN HE LAUGHS ITS SO AKJSDNFHKDHLJKHF
