that’s conk creat babey!!!

mon ~ 19 ~ the silliest of billies

[faggottt]

[joltron]

reblog this post and RANK the following things: bread, potatoes, rice, pasta

[thank-you-mrs-loopner]

here it is, the most relatable onion article

[catgirlnailpolish]

[impishglee]

not to sound like a boomer but I miss when teen fashion trends where uglier. Seeing 15 yr olds w “instagram face” is just too much for me. lets all just put on too much eyeliner and wear poorly matching layers again.

[impishglee]

Vsco girls wearing crocs and scrunchies have it right. Power to them and their overpriced water bottles. I wish them all the sksksksks

[ginger-ale-official]

Just finished replacing all the windows in my car with intricately crafted stained glass that shatters every time I hit a pothole

[ankha85]

[murdershegoat]

these bitches really get it huh

[murdershegoat]

this is the funniest response i’ve ever received. sir, do you really think that’s bill nye?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

The names Practice

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Mal Practice

[orchidvioletindigo]

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

He needs surgery on all of his bones

[orchidvioletindigo]

Very well, here is my credit card :)

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I accept no payment I do this because I love it

[spacehunter-m]

fred likes to say tréasure

[sirobvious]

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[yeeowch]

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

[iamoutofideas]

whats it do?

[rainbowgazes-archive]

makes the clothes wetter

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

That is weird

[strawberry-goth-boy]

🍓✨

[yeeowch]

the fuck u want?

[cressisaqueen-moved]

bless the good place for “soulmates aren’t found they’re made” like your soulmate can literally be anyone who you love and take the time to build a strong relationship with they be big braining

[porterr-robinson]

[letmehoswayyou]

[secondclassvines]

[toxictiktoks]

[diespulchra-deactivated20210519]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

he is turning the tiles brown. he needs to be contained

[dangerous-tangerine]

SCP 

[pair-of-ragged-quarks]

fools. this was a white goat, you can see the white markings on him. he’s been soaking up the brown and he’s only got one square left. let him finish his work

[wickerwight]

HE’S STEALING THE BROWN

[flaming-qtip-from-hell]

Sometimes I think I’m funny

[flaming-qtip-from-hell]

I did not anticipate this resonating with so many people.