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I now have a Patreon!
New to Patreon will be adding things as time goes.
Im still putting things up, and will be for awhile, but if you have constructive criticism or suggestions that would be awesome, I will eventually start selling something as time goes but for now It's free.
Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.
"I have been the villain in enough stories to know I am the hero of this one."
"You're good at this."
"At what."
"Making people feel like the only person in the room."
"You think I do it to everyone?"
"...Do you?"
please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts
this is a common phenomenon. the better you get, the more you recognize flaws. the good thing is you can strive to get better. but the bad thing is that you see nothing but flaws. you are actually getting better, but your editing/critical brain is getting tuned up and can see more things to improve. someone post the graph, I can't find it
nvm I found it myself:
"art" can mean any creative endeavor and it definitely applies to writing.
incredible stuff happening out there
There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.
@evilwizard
don’t involve me in this…
@theshitpostcalligrapher ?
Forgive me for this
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
ironically i’m probably the least qualified to help in this matter
Ok if ur looking for celebs that happen to have tumblr i can think of 2 right now but the question is tumblr celebs so that is very different so i shall tag accordingly. @one-time-i-dreamt @itsapmseymour
Awkward Dialogue Starters Pack
· ─ When Two People Are Terrible at Flirting ─ ·
𐙚⋆.˚ "So... weather's pretty... weathery today, huh?"
𐙚⋆.˚ "I like your face. I mean—your shirt. I like your shirt. Why am I still talking."
𐙚⋆.˚ "You're uh... you exist. In a good way. That sounded better in my head."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Did you just, WAIT, were you trying to flirt with me or give me restaurant recommendations?"
𐙚⋆.˚ "I practiced what I was gonna say to you for an hour and I've already forgotten all of it."
𐙚⋆.˚ "You smell nice. Oh god that's creepy. I meant, actually I'm just gonna leave."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Was that supposed to be a compliment?" – "I genuinely don't know anymore."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I'm going to touch your hand now. This is me announcing it. Here I go. Why did I say that out loud."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Do you want to... I don't know... stand near each other somewhere else?"
𐙚⋆.˚ "I wrote down conversation topics on my hand but they're all stupid now that I'm actually looking at you."
· ─ When the Tension is Actually Just Confusion ─ ·
𐙚⋆.˚ "Are we fighting or are you just standing really close for no reason?"
𐙚⋆.˚ "I can't tell if you hate me or if this is how you show affection."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Did you just try to make me jealous or were you genuinely telling me about your dentist appointment for ten minutes?"
𐙚⋆.˚ "Was that eye contact meaningful or do you just stare at people like that normally?"
𐙚⋆.˚ "I'm sending mixed signals because I'm receiving mixed signals and now we're both confused."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Are you mad at me?" – "I don't know, are YOU mad at ME?" – "I asked first." – "I asked second."
𐙚⋆.˚ "That sounded like an innuendo but I think you were talking about gardening?"
𐙚⋆.˚ "Every time we talk I leave more confused than when we started."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Is this sexual tension or are we both just really bad at communication?"
𐙚⋆.˚ "I've been overthinking this conversation for three days and I still don't know what happened."
· ─ When It's Definitely Not Going Well ─ ·
𐙚⋆.˚ "So... you come here often?" – "It's my house." – "Right. Yeah. I knew that."
𐙚⋆.˚ "This is going great." – "You spilled coffee on yourself twice and called me the wrong name."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I should go." – "You just got here." – "Exactly. Perfect timing to leave."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Let's never speak of this again." – "Speak of what?" – "Exactly."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I'm attracted to you. Wait I meant—I'm NOT attracted to you. Fuck. I meant—" – "Please stop talking."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Was this a date?" – "I thought it was a group thing." – "It's just us." – "...I should've brought my wallet."
𐙚⋆.˚ "You look... different." – "I shaved." – "That's not—I meant—you know what, never mind."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I rehearsed this conversation and somehow it's going worse than any scenario I imagined."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Are you okay? You're sweating." – "I'm nervous." – "Why?" – "I'm talking to you." – "That's worse, you made it worse."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I think there's been a miscommunication." – "You think?" – "I thought you liked me." – "I thought you liked my BROTHER."
· ─ The Morning After We Made Poor Decisions ─ ·
𐙚⋆.˚ "So... that happened." – "Yep." – "..." – "..." – "Breakfast?"
𐙚⋆.˚ "We agreed this was a one-time thing." – "It's been three times." – "The night counts as one."
𐙚⋆.˚ "My roommate's in the living room so we have to pretend this didn't happen." – "It didn't happen." – "It super happened."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I can't find my shirt." – "That's because you're wearing mine." – "...Can I keep it?" – "No." – "I'm keeping it."
𐙚⋆.˚ "This doesn't change anything." – "You're literally eating cereal in my bed right now."
𐙚⋆.˚ "We should talk about this." – "Or we could just never mention it and live in denial forever?" – "...I like your plan better."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Do you regret it?" – "Do you?" – "I asked first." – "I'm asking second." – "We sound like idiots."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I should go." – "You've said that four times and you're still here."
𐙚⋆.˚ "This was supposed to be casual." – "You wrote me a poem." – "A HAIKU. It barely counts."
𐙚⋆.˚ "We can't tell anyone about this." – "I already told three people." – "IT'S BEEN TEN MINUTES."
· ─ Friendship With Weird Vibes Now ─ ·
𐙚⋆.˚ "Are we still friends or did last night make this weird?" – "It's definitely weird." – "Cool. Wanna get pizza anyway?"
𐙚⋆.˚ "I saw you with someone yesterday and I felt... something." – "Jealousy?" – "Indigestion. But maybe also jealousy."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Why are you being nice to me?" – "I'm always nice to you." – "Yeah but it feels DIFFERENT now and I don't like it."
𐙚⋆.˚ "We've been friends for five years." – "And?" – "And I just noticed you have really nice hands." – "What is happening."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I had a dream about you." – "Was it weird?" – "SO weird." – "Are you gonna tell me about it?" – "Absolutely not."
𐙚⋆.˚ "You can't just say stuff like that and expect me not to develop feelings." – "I said you have good taste in music." – "EXACTLY."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Do you ever think about us?" – "Like... in what context?" – "I don't know I panicked and said it."
𐙚⋆.˚ "Things feel different between us." – "Bad different?" – "Confusing different." – "Ah. The worst kind."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I miss when things were simple." – "You mean last week?" – "Yes. Ancient history. Simpler times."
𐙚⋆.˚ "We're not gonna be weird about this, right?" – "We're absolutely going to be weird about this."
· ─ Oblivious Person Meets Obvious Person ─ ·
𐙚⋆.˚ "I like you." – "Aw, I like you too!" – "No I mean—" – "We're such good friends!" – "That's not—" – "Best friends forever!"
𐙚⋆.˚ "I got you flowers." – "Oh that's so sweet! Is it my birthday?" – "No." – "Did I help you move?" – "No I just—" – "Aww you're so thoughtful for no reason!"
𐙚⋆.˚ "You look really beautiful tonight." – "Thanks! You look... present. Like you're here. Physically."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I can't stop thinking about you." – "Aw, that's so nice! I think about homework constantly too."
𐙚⋆.˚ "This restaurant is really romantic." – "I know right! Perfect for our weekly friend dinner."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I'm trying to tell you something." – "I'm listening!" – "I really care about you." – "I care about you too, buddy!" – "Not as a buddy." – "Super buddy?"
"Do you want to go out with me?" – "We're already out." – "No I mean as a—" – "Oh you want to go OUT out? Like outside?" – "I give up."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I've been flirting with you for MONTHS." – "Wait, THAT'S what that was?!" – "What did you think it was?!" – "Friendly banter!"
𐙚⋆.˚ "Can I kiss you?" – "Like on the cheek? Sure!" – "No I—" – kisses cheek – "There you go!" – "I'm in pain."
𐙚⋆.˚ "I'm in love with you." – "That's so nice! I love you too, pal!" – "ROMANTICALLY." – "...Oh. OH. Oh no."
Quick Tips for Writing Descriptions
⟢ PICK THREE DETAILS MAXIMUM! your reader doesn't need to know every piece of furniture. Give them the broken clock on the mantle, the smell of cigarettes embedded in the couch, the water stain on the ceiling shaped like Italy. Their brain will fill in the rest. You're not writing an insurance inventory!!!
⟢ Use the senses people forget. Everyone does sight and sound, but what about: the metallic taste of fear, the way humidity makes your clothes stick, the phantom itch of being watched, that gross feeling when you touch something unexpectedly wet. GET WEIRD WITH IT
⟢ MOTION IN YOUR DESCRIPTIONS!! (Please?) don't just tell me the curtains are blue, tell me they're "shuddering in the AC blast" or "hanging limp like they've given up." Static description is a sleep aid. Make things MOVE
⟢ Your narrator's voice should COLOR everything! A depressed character won't describe the sunset as "beautiful mauve and amber streaking across the sky," they'll think "the sun's dying again, doing its whole performance art thing with the clouds"
⟢ Stop with the mirror descriptions! :( "She looked in the mirror and saw her auburn hair and green eyes" NO. Banned. Forbidden. Find literally any other way. Have another character notice. Show through action. Slip details in naturally. The mirror thing is lazy and we all know it
⟢ Similes and metaphors: COMMIT OR DON'T DO IT! "like" is not a get-out-of-jail-free card. "Her anger was like a storm" is BORING. "Her anger rolled in with the methodical inevitability of a hurricane, and he was standing in a trailer park in Florida" now we're TALKING
Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.
I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻
If you could help me spread awareness about this by reblogging, I’d really appreciate it.
I’ve had this post on insta saved for sometime ❤️
[Text Description: “Hey! Reminder: Eskimo is a slur. It means ‘snow eaters’ in Cree and is a slur against Inuit . Also don’t use ‘Eskimo kisses’. It’s called Kunik. It is a greeting mostly used for family… Kunik was how I’d greet my mom and grandmother as a small child.” /TD]
Rebloging for the awareness and especially for the alternative words
And so people who are just learning this now know the proper usage: “Inuit” is plural. The singular is “Inuk”, as in “he is an Inuk”
learning is this simple. this took me 2 minutes to read.
AO3 appreciation post!! reblog if you love archive of our own
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
World Heritage Post
where to download every pokemon game excluding spinoffs
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GAMES
pokemon red/blue/yellow
pokemon gold/silver/crystal
pokemon ruby/sapphire/emerald
pokemon firered/leafgreen
pokemon diamond/pearl/platinum
pokemon heartgold/soulsilver
pokemon black/white (patched version here if EXP is broken)
pokemon black2/white2
pokemon x/pokemon y
pokemon omega ruby/alpha sapphire
pokemon sun/moon
pokemon ultra sun/ultra moon
pokemon let’s go pikachu/let’s go eevee
pokemon sword/shield
pokemon brilliant diamond/shining pearl
pokemon legends arceus
pokemon scarlet/violet
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DLC
sword/shield
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let me know if any of the links are dead and ill update them as soon as i can!
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Reblog this you little shits.
Always reblog.
Reboot
Manager gangle in the beach outfit ? Plz ? 👉👈
This got a bit out of hand, but I was just too inspired х)
“Gods, you humans really grind up plants to use for potions, and even food? Disgusting, how would you feel if I used ground up bones?” “The same. I mean, we do that too.”
The monster that kidnapped you — you refused to call it anything but — suddenly comes to you looking very remorseful. "I was just told that your family… they don't want you back. I even offered to give you back for free and they still said no."
