lora's shit posting

account where i pretend to be other people: @amorevolous-lumos

[amorevolous-lumos]

Ginny Weasley/Potter “Costest”

heavily inspired by @blvnk-art ’s works of ginny with short hair & @jenlizrose ’s pixie-cut ginny content.

[lupinbitten-blog]

i cut all my hair off again ( because fuck growing it out ) and dyed it back to that red color i had a year ago ... so keep an eye out for some possible ginny content over on @amorevolous-lumos this weekend

[egdramaqueen]

Narcissa Black, circa 1973

ref, picture of @saint-potter

[saint-potter-blog]

Tonks!

Hellooo, I decided to try Tonks this time, I’m not sure how I feel yet and I’ll probably try do it better some time soon but here’s this haha💘

[actinganimagus]

“He fancies you, James Potter fancies you! And he’s not… everyone thinks… big Quidditch hero —”

“I know James Potter’s an arrogant toerag. I don’t need you to tell me that.”

[gulliblegoldfish]

Don’t let your shortest friend also be your most enthusiastic friend

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[halcyonsynthesis]

Apathy Crackers

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

Forgetful Raspberry

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Hypersomnic Revels

[thelimpingdoctor]

Rumination Cake

[randomslasher]

Irritable Saltines

[chocomiruk]

Sleepy fish

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Leg shaking bagel sandwich

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

Overthinking Cioppino

[axciia]

Anxiety burrito

[myfathershouldnthearaboutth-blog]

ah yes tis i, stress grape

[klassikally]

Self starvation chip

[lupinbitten-blog]

Biploar Dorito

[dannyrandy]

“twisting classical characters like dorian gray into a homosexual”

i’m fucking crying

[greencarnations]

TWISTING CLASSICAL CHARACTERS LIKE DORIAN GRAY INTO A HOMOSEXUAL

[personalmephistopheles]

Son, you might want to be sitting down for this one.

[mashedpotatoturtle-deactivated2]

Dorian Gray was so gay the book was literally used as evidence in the author’s trial for sodomy. 

[lupinbitten-blog]

so i'm already taking 3 of the 5 tests i need to take to complete my GED this month ... then it's off to math and science so ... i may die at the last 2.

[xetl]

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[aampharros]

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

[lupinbitten-blog]

not to fully expose us but "bless your heart" ( southern saying ) really just means "wow what a dumb bitch"

[ohnienna]

Starting the new year off right with some jily <3

[blvnk-art]

When Harry and Ginny were cleaning their new place, Harry found an old jacket. The one he used during the battle of Hogwarts.

[blvnk-art]

snowball battle plan: when his mother least expects it

[peoplesprincesshyacinth]

Reminder that:

 - The film “Sucker Punch” had a sex scene between a male and female where the female character was in control of her own sexuality.

- The MPAA would only allow it after it was edited to look like the girl wasn’t into it and the guy was taking advantage of her.

- Note that if the sex scene had been kept as originally planned and filmed, then the film would have been given an “R” rating - but with the guy taking advantage it was a PG-13.

- The director didn’t want to send that message so he just cut it completely.

If that doesn’t say something about the media and women/female sexuality then I don’t know what will.

The actress who played said female character, Emily Browning, stated:

“I had a very tame and mild love scene with Jon Hamm. It was like heavy breathing and making out. It was hardly a sex scene… I think that it’s great for this young girl to actually take control of her own sexuality. Well, the MPAA doesn’t like that. They don’t think a girl should ever be in control of her own sexuality because they’re from the Stone Age.

I don’t know what the fuck is going on and I will openly criticize it, happily. So essentially, they got Zack to edit the scene and make it look less like she’s into it. And Zack said he edited it down to the point where it looked like he was taking advantage of her. That’s the only way he could get a PG-13 (rating) and he said, ‘I don’t want to send that message.’ So they cut the scene!

I’m torn. I want an ‘R’ (rating) because we can get a lot of cool scenes into it, but then I like the idea of younger girls being able to see it.”

[jcalvinist]

Actually there’s a great documentary from about ten years ago called ‘This Film Is Not Yet Rated’ and they go into depth about the strangeness and the sexism surrounding the MPAA, in an interview for the documentary, the director of the LGBT film, ‘But I’m A Cheerleader’ complains that her was slapped with an NC-17 (which means no one under 17 can see the film, period) initially partially because of a scene where the main character is masturbating over her clothes, but ‘American Pie’ was already rated R (meaning anyone under 17 can see it if accompanied by someone of age) and the freaking TRAILERS showed the main character masturbating into an apple pie with his pants and underwear clearly between his ankles. There’s a later segment where they show multiple side by side comparisons of scenes of masturbating characters in films rated R vs rated NC-17, and only consistent difference was that R films featured men getting off and the NC-17 ones showed women doing the same. Similar angles, similar elements surrounding each scene, but one was a woman so NC-17!

[jcalvinist]

Another great bit from the documentary, was that multiple films were slapped with NC-17 because they had sex scenes where a woman’s face was shown while she orgasmed, and the MPAA insisted these scenes were shown too long and were therefore “offensive.” You can’t make this shit up people

[fanonical]

remind me why obliviate isn’t an unforgivable, or at the very least much more restricted, spell

[jenlizrose]

IT’S HAPPENING!

So I’m trying to start up my own little business, which is scary and exciting at the same time. I am currently only set up on depop but may also connect to etsy later!

At the moment I have two designs which I created myself (both B99 themed):

I am really happy with them! Selling for £15 each and providing worldwide shipping! If there is an interest I will be designing new graphics and I’d love to hear suggestions!

I will be selling on my depop account pictured below:

(Any signal boosts would be really appreciated, I have put all my energy into setting this up and it would be amazing to see where it could go! THANK YOU.)

depop.com/jenroselee8