The Most Canon Muppet Movie

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[diddlysquash]

I can’t draw very well and hated that I couldn’t draw my DnD character, a tabaxi cleric named Merry Thing, but then I remembered I’m pretty good with a needle and thread so I made her

All made by hand, hand embroidered details, and I even crocheted the lace trim on her shift!

[diddlysquash]

Update: I made Thing’s twin brother, Cheeky Night! Cheeky is my favorite npc in the campaign and I couldn’t have a Thing without him. He’s an absolute bastard of a man but I love him so much. The belt he’s wearing I wove by hand with embroidery floss, and the designs on his vest are symbolic to the campaign and his character.

Anyway I love him, I love my tabaxi twins, and I never want to use metallic embroidery floss ever again.

[diddlysquash]

These guys have been getting notes again so I thought I’d mention that they got me a full time job at my favorite locally owned fabric and yarn store.

[olivegardenarchive]

hermes in hadestown is the exact opposite of an unreliable narrator. a tortured narrator. a little *too* reliable. incredibly aware of exactly what is happening at any given moment, vaguely spoiling it for you in the beginning, despairing every second of it. but ultimately motivated to continue to tell the story over and over and over with a smiling face for the sake of the audience, and for the sake of the characters themselves, singing it again to keep them alive. knowing how it will end, but singing it again so that the cycle may restart and eurydice may come back to life. enduring the misery of it all, over and over, holding the knowledge of what will come to pass but continuing anyway to see orpheus happy just one more time before it all goes down in flames again.

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

[amgeforns]

#each rb is an additional three ghosts right

[shadowmaat]

The three ghosts:

[parrcepan]

throwback to the silly tigerstar pencil case idea

[eldragon-x]

@yuridovewing

[kaijuno]

-Roger Haus

[wingleader]

I see a yeen! @kambiteydragon

[wildemoth]

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

[teratomarty]

[miggylol]

You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

What's your reaction to what you received?

Oh, hell yeah!

Pretty nice

I can work with this

Not what I would have picked, but okay

Ugh. Ugh. ...Ugh.

How does this reflect me?!

...........I'm supposed to keep this in my dorm room?

Voting ended onNov 23, 2024

[bondibee]

rly good nona the ninth drawings

[birthdaypigeon]

Happy birthday Queen

[birthdaypigeon]

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

[cannibalchicken]

[fanofspooky]

I hadn’t seen the full version of this 😂

[franzias-cave]

face of a rat, body of a dead person, soul embroiled in complex game of musical chairs 

[mikimuun]

the trauma compelled him to correct stanley's grammar

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[stankpasta]

rb if u hates terfs

[basketobread]

yes.

[softwaring]

[just-dnd-thingys]

[describedposts]

[Image ID: Tweet from pea poopingirl @/PoopingIRL on 8/14/23 - i think the idea of a shady dwarven salesman selling "cheap" stuff to humans and laughing to himself like "heh it will only last one generation, those stupid idiots, how will they even pass it down to their kids" forgetting that one dwarf generation is like 4 human ones is funny. There's a black bar at the bottom with an iFunny watermark in the corner. End ID.]

[appendingfic]

Elf ea-nasir selling mithril armor that will last no more than 1,000 years getting death threats from his fellow elves but doing numbers w/humans