Lumiére

certified and highly decorated ████sucker

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[plastictom]

[cumteasing]

source

[lxlumen]

Spider Man mortgaging his own house to keep a homeless shelter afloat.

I swear this game is firmly a horror game right now.

[lxlumen]

The beginning of Spider Man 2 on Playstation is what is wrong with capitalism.

A hero needs a job to live, but can’t hold one because he is saving countless lives on a daily basis.

Also, the city’s government doesn’t have any effective plans or policies for the extremely regular occurring city wide threads, because of course there is spider man saving the day. Very cheaply too!

[toastbutteregg]

[lxlumen]

merry chrysler!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lxlumen]

[lxlumen]

the fact that the animals in Mufasa don’t have genitals or any other “sexual” organs fucks with my brain. especially as we see a pregnant lioness in the beginning. Is she secretly as slug an self-fertilised?

i think the people making this movie should go to the zoo sometime.

also scar is way too nice and the story is pretty weirdly paced and structured. i totally do not believe he would turn on his brother that way, totally ooc all of a sudden. mega weird, like they remembered after 85% of the movie: wait a minute scar is a baddie in the next one! shiiiiiiiiiiiit!

2.5/5

[lxlumen]

of course i design my protags like i want to sink to my knees and worship them!?

[lxlumen]

what hair colour will their kids have?

[lxlumen]

my plans for christmas this year

[thefuzzyaya]

Memories

[lxlumen]

„Put it in already🙄“

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Oh my god

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

i discovered this configuration recently

[catchymemes]

[anxietyproblem]