"Don't EVER Tell Me There's No Way"

Hi I'm Grace, and I post pretty much anything that I see. I occasionally put personal things up as well. All my followers are precious and I love all of you very much.

[hurleyquinnzel]

Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt

 Don’t Stop Believing 

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Living On A Prayer 

Come On Eileen 

Sweet Caroline 

Shot Through the Heart 

Pour Some Sugar on Me 

Sweet Home Alabama 

Under Pressure 

Shook Me All Night Long 

Ice Ice Baby 

Cotton Eyed Joe

500 Miles

Wonderwall 

Buddy Holly 

A Thousand Miles 

Teenage Dirtbag 

Red Solo Cup 

Mr Brightside 

Never Gonna Give You Up 

Eye of the Tiger 

Chicken Fried 

American Pie 

I Love Rock and Roll 

Dancing Queen 

Don’t You Want Me

We Will Rock You 

The Time Warp 

Hey Jude 

Piano Man

This Is How We Do It

Drops of Jupiter 

Hey Soul Sister

In The End 

All The Small Things 

Stacy’s Mom 

Kryptonite 

All Star 

You Found Me

Bad Day 

Bring Me To Life 

Dance, Dance

Sugar We’re Going Down 

I Write Sins Not Tragedies 

All The Small Things 

Ocean Avenue 

Dirty Little Secret 

Margaritaville 

Sk8er Boi

Brown Eyed Girl 

Life Is A Highway 

Some Nights 

Little Lion Man 

Breakeven

Hey There Delilah 

Viva La Vida

Use Somebody 

Carry On My Wayward Son 

Take On Me

1985 

Iris 

I’m Awesome 

Seven Nation Army 

September 

Since U Been Gone

Skinny Love 

Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)

Bye Bye Bye 

Say It Ain’t So 

Somewhere Only We Know 

I’m Yours 

Last Resort 

My Girl 

Tiny Dancer 

Roxanne

Shout 

I’m a Believer 

Soul Man

Feel Good Inc 

Check Yes Juliet

Walking On Sunshine 

MMM Bop

Pumped up Kicks 

Hooked On A Feeling 

It’s A Beautiful Day

Summer Girls 

Before He Cheats 

Happy Together

You Make My Dreams Come True

Build Me Up Buttercup

Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

DONTTRUSTME

Shake It (Metro Station)

Juke Box Hero

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

[obscenityiskey]

I feel Attacked

But I’m laughing because it’s true

[just-shower-thoughts]

All tests should be open book. It’s not like your future boss is going to say, “I need those tax returns finished by noon, but don’t look at any of the financial statements. Do it all from memory.”

[tyrantworld]

Exactly! You should be tested on application of a concept not memory

[intj-confessions]

I’ve told this story before but idc I’m doing it again.

My dad once taught some class at a conference. He gave everyone a worksheet and after watching them flounder for a few minutes on their own he said, “You guys know you can talk to each other and work together, right?” These were industry professionals who suddenly reverted back to that must-not-collaborate mentality when put in a classroom setting.

[warsawmouse]

school fucks us up soo bad

[lierdumoa]

It becomes more and more obvious every year that public school as it exists was designed to prepare people to enter the factory system in the 1930s.

[berlynn-wohl]

In case anyone didn’t know, the above is literally true. The modern public school system was designed a little over a hundred years ago by captains of industry to train people to do the dehumanizing labor needed on assembly lines.

Human beings crave meaningful work that makes them feel accomplished and resourceful. Humans like to feel like they’re part of a community, and see the results of a job well done. These desires are incompatible with industrial and post-industrial economies, so people have to be brought up in a system that crushes as much of this desire as possible and convinces them that any remaining scrap of yearning for dignified labor is not worth acknowledging or pursuing.

Class periods that aren’t long enough to devote serious thought to a subject; the bells that tell you when it’s time to eat, regardless of when you’re actually hungry; the alienating tedium of standardized testing; these things didn’t develop organically. They were designed by the people who stood to derive the greatest benefit from them.

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

[50eathaters]

    Girl’s are amazing

[kerameikos]

I think we broke the notes…

[mis-c3l-la-neous]

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

[okayilubuhbye-deactivated201611]

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

[junabug-deactivated20181015]

what the heLL

[yay-someoneactually]

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

[dellbby]

Its in the black hole of tumblr

[demonsmademefat-blog]

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

[septicmackiplier]

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

[my-name-is-really-neil-mcneil]

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

[heygodsmoved-blog]

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

[ruled-by-jupiter]

EVERY DAMN TIME

[failedspidermankisses]

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

[mahaliciously]

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

[altweeb-blog]

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

[i-am-loco]

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

[im-in-hell-fr]

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

[humanityinahandbag]

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

[animationnut]

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

[knightnicole]

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

[prodigal-sunlight]

WHOA SO WEIRD

[snapback-gravity-falls]

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

[nightlustrous]

it’s back

[mingesu-deactivated20180425]

Huh….

[nyreelovemenot]

I’ll probably always reblog this

[yung-caged-and-restless]

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

[thekingsvoice]

This post is historic

[lesbianlimbo]

Everyone’s posting their favorite vines, so I thought I’d hop on this bandwagon.

[freehugsfromvoldemort]

this is absolutely the best compilation ive seen

[weloveshortvideos]

View this post on Instagram

[penis-hilton]

bye im……..

[captainellie]

A video posted by Lush Oxford Street (@lushoxfordstreet) on Dec 5, 2016 at 3:45am PST

I really hope you guys are aware that Lush Oxford Street responded to this

[tyleroakley]

the only good thing to come out of 2016

[siriuslyremusthough]

the half-blood prince is literally the funniest movie out of all of them because:

1. harry with the pincers 

2. cormac throwing up all over snapes shoes  

3. hermione telling off lavender in the hospital wing 

4. harry with the felix felicis in general 

5. THE PINCERS 

6. “how much for this?” “5 galleons” “how much for me?” “5 galleons” “i’m your brother.” “10 galleons”

7. “why is it when something happens, its always you three?” “believe me, professor, i’ve been asking myself the same question for 6 years.” 

8. “who’s harry potter?” “oh, no one. bit of a tosser really” 

8. did i mention the PINCERS YET 

9. “she’s only interested in you because she thinks you’re the chosen one” “but i am the chosen one” *gets hit with newspaper* “ok sorry, kidding”

10. “it’s no joke! i’m in love with her.” “alright fine, you’re in love with her. have you actually met her?” “no….can you introduce me?”

[st-pam]

[justneckbeardthings]

GIRLS PROTECT OTHER GIRLS

[angeldrake3]

Stay away from men who refer to women as females

[trashprinxe]

speaking of art history

this is Undine by Chauncey Bradley Ives. she’s at the Smithsonian.

and this is her from the back

that is marble, y’all. 

MARBLE.

carved so thin you can SEE THE LIGHT THROUGH IT.

i just.

wow.

fucking art, y’all.

fucking.

art.

[boxlunches]

the realism of thin fabric folding and draping over a freaking perfectly sculpted body is killing me

[yourresidentginger]

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

[castielsteenwolf]

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

[docholligay]

Coming from a state champion baker:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

[meowjorie]

yo I can vouch for this I’ve done this for the last few cakes I’ve made and holy crap it makes suuuuch a difference the cake is still fluffy, but it also seems more dense, and it doesn’t dry out like at all you can leave it uncovered on the counter all day after being cut into, and it won’t get all crusty and dry this is an amazing way to take your cakes to the next level

[leaper182]

Does this count as cake hacks?

[haberdashing]

cake: hacked

[censoredkindoflove-deactivated2]

I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.

Meredith Grey (via censoredkindoflove)

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

[stemmmm]

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in

[prokopetz]

It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.

Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.

The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.

What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?

“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”

What I am saying is that there must have been a process.

[stumblngrumbl]

Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.

[prokopetz]

It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.

[silver-tongues-blog]

Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.

[prokopetz]

Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.

[officialharshnoise]

okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?

[musicalhell]

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.

[karometeenk]

could he step on land if his shoes are wet?

[nerdofmanytalents]

@elventhespian and @victorianoir I feel like this is relevant to all our interests.

[elventhespian]

Dude this brings back the best memories.

[theproblematicblogger]

Twitter is fun

[filthyprotozoan]

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

[filthyprotozoan]

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

[ktae-deactivated20160803]

i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

[faistylegs]

The Great Marauder’s prank wall headcanon Okay but imagine this… -The Marauders having a wall in the dorm covered with paper -It starts out when James writes a note to Sirius about the potions homework -Then it just becomes the default place to stick reminders and notes that are just never taken down again -Then Remus takes a risk and adds a photo of the four of them at the end of the first year -The photo stays up and is quickly joined by hundreds of others -When Sirius starts writing really bad poetry he sticks that up there too -The others like to write feedback to him -James kind of misses the point of ‘constructive’ criticism -“PRONGS HOW IS ‘THIS IS CRAP’ GOING TO HELP ME IMPROVE MY ARTISTIC PROSE” -When the war starts they stick up articles about disappearances they want to solve -A shrine is made in one corner to commemorate those lost -When they leave they each sign the wall with non-removable ink -They also write one thing they want to try and do before they die -When the war is over Mcgonagall finds the wall -On it is written the following -‘Before I die I want to make peace with my brother’ -‘Before I die I want to gain control’ ‘Before I die I want to have a whole bunch of kids with the best woman ever and then they’ll all form a super Potter quidditch team’ -And last of all in the smallest and neatest writing it says -‘Before I die I want to not be afraid’ -Mcgonagall takes everything down and puts it in a large box -She sends it to Harry anomalously -She adds a note saying this -‘Before I die I want to be outlived’

[monica-geller]

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool