My Crazy Life

THIS IS AN 18+ BLOG! NO MINORS ALLOWED! I'm 34 years old; Assigned Female At Birth  PanRo DemiSexual Genderfluid/NonBi Woman. In 2010 I told everyone who I personally knew/lived close by to that I was going to start a blog. At first it was going to be called '$h!t my Mom says'... but then it evolved into 'My Crazy Life' due to listening and observing the people around me. And if you personally know who I am and what I deal with on a daily basis; I garrantee that you would be LYFAO, CYEO, as well as other things. So... Any-who, Read, Follow, Like or whatever it's your call. And also... "Thank you, come again!" ~ Apu, The Simpsons

[m00nlight101]

Donate to Your Support Can Change Valarie's Life, organized by Valarie F

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Posting for my friend Valerie! (Link Updated 05/12/2025)

[m00nlight101]

A couple of weeks ago, my dad and I went to a place in Junction City Kansas that was on the border of Manhattan Kansas. Mainly because my dad bought a new computer desk off of Facebook Marketplace.

While we were there, I was fortunate enough to see wild bunnies in a apartment complex.

Here are the pictures I took of them. ↓

I tried to get good pictures without scaring them off, but since they're wild bunnies... what can you do.

The one on the right is Mama Bun, and the one on the left is Baby Bun.

There was another bunny, but they already hopped away before spotting these two.

[justgot1]

Protect him

[alexaloraetheris]

HE PUT IT INTO WORDS💞💞💞💞💞

[m00nlight101]

[drenched-in-sunlight]

high school rivalry (?)

[m00nlight101]

Now this is the stuff I'm here for

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

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[were--ralph]

we're fucking on the first date and im paying off all of my debt

[m00nlight101]

I did mine 3 times, just to make things interesting.

I ended up with a Virgin(3) He/Him Lesbian (2) Cop(1)...

Because of the horrible things happening with the cops, I'm very reluctant to be involved with them in any form.

However the second and third answers changed my mind immediately.

[daylights-rain]

Remember, for some of us (mm/dd/yyyy) it's 6/9 today!

Reblog to totally 6/9 your followers!

[m00nlight101]

[dogpuppy]

[neververy4]

one sup of this will have you demanding the news

[m00nlight101]

Whoever sips this will also have a bad case of loving you~

[catchymemes]

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[m00nlight101]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

What you will see if you go to Chongqing in Southwestern China

[m00nlight101]

Some of it is kinda cool... not sure about the rest of it though.

[bumblebeebats]

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

[spectralhauntings]

I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3

Explore Pet Poison Helpline®s vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists

[littlemousling]

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

[frustratedasatruar]

Real and growing possibility of him dying live on tv and nobody in the room noticing for minutes on end.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

[haru-desune]

Flower shop AU

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

[weezley]

Omfg

[may-apple]

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

[cupidsbower]

The “fuck you” bouquet.

(Not to scale. Sources: geranium, foxglove, meadowsweet, yellow carnation, orange lillies.)

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone