MsSpinder

[Female/ ♋/ July 11 / Bisexual] Just your basic trash mammal

[m2-3nd3r]

I've had this tumblr for years but never use it anymore, but I can't stand seeing my cringy posts so I'll fill it up with art.

Meet Jasmine, my dear beautiful child one of the main five in a story I've been trying to write for years but I'm too busy and scared to :)

[h3avylove-deactivated20150526]

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

[carnival-phantasm]

When you have major depression and your friends force you to go out to party:

[therealjacksepticeye]

This is amazing haha

[bluedogeyes]

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant

[nikthestrange101]

THIS IS WHERE THE MEME CAME FROM

[jkl-fff]

Seriously, though, the French LOVED Edgar Allan Poe, thanks in particular to Jules Verne.

He even wrote a sequel to Poe’s only novel, and numerous essays about how great an author Poe was.

By all accounts, Poe (who lived a penniless life in the US) really *was* baffled by all of this.

[ladynorbert]

Reblogging because I never saw that part before!

[laoih]

then || now

[dccomicsscenes]

[anjaroid]

[brakken]

skeletons

[sodakick-deactivated20181203]

this is one of my favorite animations and I can finally reblog it

[mens-rights-activia]

How to curve a man in 5 steps👀👀🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂 (because directly saying no can get you killed 😭😭😭)

[kathereal]

This is useful and entertaining.

I’m still catching cases this summer tho.

[summerthestripper]

Lmao she was wearing 2 watches 😂😂😂😂😂

[whisperydrunk]

@urgetostealanashtray is this what I should do whenever chuck talks to me?

[mens-rights-activia]

Who is chuck sis? 👀 I hope you brought enough tea ☕️ to spill for the whole class

[synodicsean]

These are just some of my favorite Jack and Felix moments. I adore their friendship and wish them both nothing but the best.

[therealjacksepticeye]

“DO YOU EVEN MEME BRO!”

[therealmartinsgrrrl-deactivated]

Please help this beautiful girl - this is the shelter I used to work at and they do so much for so many animals in Baltimore. They take in over 11 thousand a year, and every one of them gets love and hope. Please signal boost if you can’t donate. Thank you!!

[therealmartinsgrrrl-deactivated]

How does this absolutely perfect girl only have 14 notes??? Come on guys! Reblog this princess so she can get the help she needs!

[nevaehtyler]

GO AWF KELLY

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[gelana78]

We will get you to a million. We believe in you.

[reapers-gay-owl-mask-deactivate]

I will never not reblog this.

[deepdickpizza]

[king-garbo-deactivated20190103]

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

[daughter-ofthesea-deactivated20]

crying at what someones tagged this

glaswegian ya fool

[therealjacksepticeye]

This is gold haha

[turing-tested]

“How arw you paying for photoshop” im not LMAO

[moonpaw]

link

👀

[moonpaw]

you know what heres a sai link too fuck the system

[bisexualgambit]

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

[bisexualgambit]

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

[lowkey-god-of-puns]

Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

[bisexualgambit]

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

[christopher-bryant]

Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine

[comingtotermssapphics]

FUCKING YES

[leaper182]

I kind of don’t care if I’m going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.

[gingersnapwolves]

this totally made me think of this post

[comingtotermssapphics]

it got better

[pr1nceshawn]

Life With Cats.

[audreysparkle]

Adorable little assholes

[alphaflyer]

This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.

[sushinfood]

oh my GOODNESS

[sarah-serendipity-other-things]

I wasn’t ready