your local library cryptid

very normal wizard enjoyer. they/them.

[littlesweatermart]

(source)

[ccattnipp]

boooys

[fishmechs]

caleb polymorphs into an owl and flies away and brings beau a mouse as a sign of affection beau is like ok caleb thank you caleb never do it again caleb

[wavelette]

like, the most compelling ships for me always stem out of one thing: the characters have a profound, ongoing effect on each other’s senses of selves. when they are apart, the characters’ actions are still affected by each other. the way they approach the world changes because of the other. 

which is this deeply Austenian view of ideal romantic relationships as mechanisms by which we come to know ourselves better and become better versions of ourselves. good romance, for me, is always tied in with a sense of self-actualization, and the way in which a beloved partner allows a person to know themselves better.

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[justgot1]

Protect him

[alexaloraetheris]

HE PUT IT INTO WORDS💞💞💞💞💞

[revvethasmythh]

Out of ladies of C4 with whom do you think Veth would get along the most?

I feel like the obvious pull here is Tyranny on account of her chaotic, jester-like nature that would feel reminiscent of the Best Detectives dynamic, but I'm not going to go with the obvious pull. I think Veth would lowkey be obsessed with Thaisha. She saw Keyleth's antlers one time and thought they were so cool she added antlers to her own winter clothes as a homage--imagine how fucking gagged she'd be if she saw Thaisha's metal spine? Thaisha's clever and sharp and funny, understands what it means to be a mother and an adventurer on a level nobody else can, is unbelievably cool as fuck and also like. super hot. I think Veth would be like "I have such a fat friend-crush on her, I need to be her friend if it's the last thing I do" and I also think that would be her way of covering up that she actually has a massive romantic crush on her, too. I am picking Thaisha. Veth would fucking love Thaisha.

[revvethasmythh]

this is what i'm imagining, btw

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[promptsforthesoul]

Favorite way to write?

Computer

Tablet

Cell phone (I’m evil)

Pen and paper

Typewriter

Sit back and stare at the ceiling imagining my blorbos running around

Wait, you guys are writing?

Voting ended onJun 2

[promptsforthesoul]

Reading the tags on this is my favorite thing. Keep it up.

[lalaurelia]

computer is best for me, as i type a lot quicker on the familiar big keyboard. but the phone could also work sometimes, and also it's a way for me to continue writing when not at home.

[bobbysox]

[ihni]

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

[ihni]

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

[drizzledrawings]

I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion

[deadchannelradio]

not enough in comics or in fan spaces about how damian is going to be crack cocaine to all of the little protogoths in middle and high school. theyre going to be hanging off of him. they're going to be obsessed. think about it. hes catnip. hes not even goth but he kind of seems like a vampire. hes their boytoy wednesday addams. manic pixie dream boy. and nobody is talking about how it's kind of dick's worst nightmare.

[deadchannelradio]

i know these little baby goths i do. they're all trying to one up each other. damian has like 5 different peoples wisdom teeth and a bunch of necklaces that are just little vials of blood. talia is also shriveling a little because her beautiful little boy (who is borne of her, a well dressed woman, and her beloved, a well dressed man) had some sticky goth teenagers get their fingers into his closet and now he's wearing ankle length jean skirts. habibi i am glad you have clothes you enjoy but could they perhaps be silk or velvet or at least not demin?

[deadchannelradio]

hes a little brown edward cullen to them. they think hes maybe a vampire i'm being very serious about that. he's just a rich ESL student but they don't know that. "he's so mysterious" you are just twelve and he is not american. he's catnip. he's a quiet artist type and he was raised by Talia al Ghul. he's memorized Shakespeare. hes designed to trap goth people. hes not even goth. but like you look at him and youre like He could be goth. I could goth that. He could goth. they're fighting over him but also they're all just his friends he's been absorbed into the goths.

[deadchannelradio]

i think they make him do theatre. he's not interested at first (and he is not built to do anything contemporary.) but one day one of them is like begging him and he's like. "No Mariposa And You Should Cease Asking. Theatre Does Not Align With My Interests." and shes like okay well whatever I'm going to go learn swordfighting for Romeo and Juliet and damian is like. "Lead the way to the theatre." he's off book by day 2 and the teacher has to be like. very impressive but please pretend. everyone else is feeling bad. he gets to be hamlet in hamlet.

[deadchannelradio]

he ends up getting his little goth club into exercising regularly because half of them follow him everywhere and the other half follows the first half and then suddenly there's a goth army learning ballroom dance. Imagine walking into a high school dance class/club and there's like 10 goths clustered in a corner in full corpsepaint in leotards and little ballet shoes. this would be the best day of my life.

[deadchannelradio]

it keeps dick up at night. hes not ready to become a grandpa at 29. alfred tries to comfort him by showing him young posergoth bruce (who got ZERO pussy) and dick is like. alfred. thank you i will treasure this forever. but this is not a comfort. he's laying awake in bed at night like The only way this doesn't end with me being alfred in a talia and bruce situation is if jon kent swoops in and saves the day. which will then make me the alfred in a bruce and clark situation. my life is a nightmare.

[deadchannelradio]

the only thing keeping him from the worst case scenario (being the alfred in a bruce and khoa situation) is that jon snapped up the best friend slot so early that damian doesn't have the time or space to ever collect another best friend to become psychosexually obsessed with. dick is so acutely aware of this. more than once he has thanked jon to his face excruciatingly sincerely to his face for no reason. he's like Jon. Thank you. I genuinely cannot thank you enough. and jons like. i just got you some water but youre welcome. jon thinks he is so weird but like well. people have been weirder so it's probably fine

[deadchannelradio]

and bruce is no help. Dick is like barging into his office to be like "Damian is dating a new girl at school" and bruce is like Please don't talk to me about this dick my head already hurts. and dick is like "you need to be informed about the social life of Your child. She's given him a vial of her blood on a necklace." bruce voice richard PLEASE.

[parakeet]

this gif is fucking me up. stop. stop. youre squorshing her and shes Just a Baby

[picunha]

the transition im crying

[vanity-complex]

I am walking onto the field. Haters are forcefully removing me from the premise

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Not a rodent, but a marsupial!

[lomakes]

another screencap redraw bc this whole scene is just so visually cool

[wintersongstress]

wilf (wip i’d like to finish)