[macabremango]

I don't think people play on Chaotix/Team Dark dynamics enough. Specifically the fact that Rouge and Vector canonically fucking hate each other but then Charmy thinks Shadow is the coolest person in the world. There is so much comedic potential there and No One ever seems to play on that

[macabremango]

I want people putting Vector and Rouge together on a job as they try their hardest to at least be civil for the sake of the job (still making passive aggressive comments at each other ofc).

I want Charmy having a minor strop over something like not being allowed ice cream for breakfast and announcing he's gonna run away to team dark. Surely Shadow would let him have ice cream for breakfast, Shadow's way cooler than Vector.

I want Charmy to copy things Shadow says in the same way he does with Vector. Except Shadows the only character that comes close to swearing and I'm not fully convinced he would fully manage to stop around little kids, and Vectors convinced its Rouge teaching him to swear on purpose.

I want Espio and Omega to hang out, watching the carnage from a distance. Maybe talking about Homicide too they both seem to have a common interest in that.

This isnt even the half of it either. This is only skimming the surface. So much can be done with this and yet I never see anyone doing it.

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[shamebats]

There's this whole story unfolding on TikTok right now about this account that got popular — a woman in the US who calls up churches & pretends to have a starving newborn that hasn't eaten since last evening & asks them if they could help her out with a can of formula. Unsurprisingly, none of the ridiculous megachurches actually ever say yes, and the churches & other religious institutions that did say yes are getting lots of support from people.

But I just saw a video of a TT user explaining that they decided to do their own little social experiment — by walking up to drug dealers on the street, telling them there's a young woman with a baby who needs help with formula, and literally all of them immediately reached into their pockets. In this story, the OP did have a real neighbor with a baby who ended up getting some much needed baby supplies. Thanks to the charity of local drug dealers.

A lot of Americans are learning that their rich white Christian churches are less willing to help their communities than black churches, mosques, buddhist temples & apparently also crack dealers.

[speedlimit15]

I like when othwr peoples tags turn my post into a facebook meme your aunt would send you

[favorite-steam-reviews]

Game: Slay the Princess

[bannertanks]

[angel-bitch-boy]

ah ha ha no girl don't use Vampirism, Religion, and/or Cannibalism as a metaphor for all consuming love and obsession you're so sexy ah ha

[briannyssey]

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

[zenaidasden]

Ohh so that's why they called that one show Andor

[aropride]

realizing there's no logical reason for the characters to be doing the thing you want them to be doing

realizing that just means you can find an illogical reason instead

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[teathattast]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[unyieldingsilence]

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[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[lizardsfromspace]

Most childhood experiences are universal, but there are some that are era-specific, and the 90s-00s are no exception, it's just that the actual unique trends in youth culture aren't brought up? None of these retuvhurn types ever say "we need to go back to lavish funding for educational software. We need to go back to building science and children's museums all over the place". Nobody engaging in odd trad fantasies of life in 2003 will ever say "it was good that there were many online games and paltforms designed exclusively for kids". It's always "wow, back then you were able to run in grass in the summer and play video games! Remember when mom would buy things for you?" Kids can always do that! There's always grass! Hoop and stick was a video game! The Twilight Zone maybe you'll find that there are merry-go-rounds and band concerts where you are dot MP4