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A godly man must be faithful to his wife even though he does not have one yet.

Dominic Russo

A godly woman must be faithful to her husband even though she does not have one yet.

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Wtf that little brother on Wizards of Waverly Place must have got real wise in the last season, spitting deep stuff like this

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*person without adhd voice* adhd was just invented to sell medicine

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*person without depression voice* you don’t need medicine that changes who you are just do yoga

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*person without a personality disorder voice* have you tried.. like… mindfulness?

anarchoprimitivist

*non-psychotic person voice* well you dont seem crazy, so you must be a genious!

evenmoreclinicallydepressed-blog

Person with no Anxiety voice: Exposure Therapy! I’ll help you by forcing you into scary situations and doing everything possible to keep you there!

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*person with no traumatic history voice* its been years! dont victimize yourself. forgive and forget!!

afniel

*person without fibromyalgia voice* “fibromyalgia” isn’t real, everyone gets achy and tired, you just need to exercise more and stop complaining. You’re just psyching yourself out.

dailydot

Cards Against Humanity is letting customers pick which 2016 candidate they’ll donate to, as long as it’s Clinton

The game’s creators have launched a fundraiser, America Votes With Cards Against Humanity, where they’re letting their customers decide which of the two campaigns should received the donations the company collects.

“Today, we’re letting America choose between two new expansion packs about either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump,” the project’s website reads. “At the end of this promotion, Cards Against Humanity will tally up the sales of both packs, and depending on which pack gets more support, we will donate all the money in support of Hillary Clinton’s campaign.”

tyleroakley

incredible

macklemelon

I'm so conflicted about this honestly because I'm all rah-rah-rah I'm with her, but come ON how funny would a Trump pack be? Like I honestly want them to make that deck

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memewhore

I’m imagining the epilouge but with Neville’s kid instead of Harry’s.

Sensibly Named Child: Dad, what if the hat puts me in Slytherin?

Neville: Then it means you really are a Slytherin. Do you have any idea how hard I begged to be a Hufflepuff? How hard I argued with the hat against Gryffindor? And you know what, it turns out the hat was right and I pulled the sword out of the hat and killed the snake. It's a magical hat and you're an eleven year old who thinks Axe works to attract girls. You know nothing, listen to the hat.

ewaneneollav

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someone once said the definition of modern art is it still elicits as strong an emotional response in you as classical art but you can no longer understand or articulate why

advanced-procrastination

Time for a Social Experiment!

Reblog and tag this with what comes to mind when you read this phrase:

Hey now

#hey now you're an all star #get your game on #go play

higgzorz

dont let tumblr make you think its okay to live in florida

intersectionalfeminism101

Re: Sick and tired of hearing “source?” or having to explain white privilege and systemic racism? [reformatted]

Hello all! This is a reformatted version of this post originally compiled by randymusprime.

On Preparing for Arguments… Identifying and Avoiding Logical Fallacies

On White Privilege & Systemic Racism… 7 Facts That Prove White Privilege Exists On Racism and White Privilege The New Jim Crow Where White Privilege Came From White Privilege from Taking Action Against Racism Denying White Privilege White Privilege: An Insidious Virus 1 in 3 Black Males Will Go to Prison in Their Lifetime What is a ‘System of Privilege’? White Privilege 101 Unpacking the Invisible Knapsack 14 Examples of Systemic Racism in the US Criminal Justice System Black Student Graduation Rates Young Black Men and Gun Violence Operation Ghetto Storm Top 10 Most Startling Facts About People of Color in the US Racial Profiling in Vermont DoJ Stats Show Clear Pattern of Racial Profiling OK, fine. Let’s talk about ‘black-on-black’ violence. Why Police So Often See Unarmed Black Men as Threats

On the Difference Between Racism and Prejudice… Toward an Understanding of Prejudice and Racism Ferguson Cops More Inept Than Strategic 10 Simple Ways White People Can Fight Everyday Racism Ferguson’s Massive Cover-Up How Moral Leaders like MLK Approach Neutrality Why It’s So Hard for Victims to See Justice America’s Stop-And-Frisk Policies Proof of Racism Examples of Institutional Racism in the US On Why White People/Americans Are Afraid to Admit Racism Exists… The Racism That Still Plagues America Why We’re Still Unwilling to Admit to Systemic Racism in America Why American Racism is Impossible to Defeat

On Reverse Racism… A Look at the Myth of Reverse Racism Why Reverse Racism Isn’t Real Why There’s No Such Thing as ‘Reverse Racism’ Enjoy my lovelies, and feel free to add to this post or to the original!

- Mod D

blacksurfrebel

Thank. You.