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it's almost summer do you guys want my stupid hyperoptimized lemonade recipe that takes half a day to make and whips absolute ass
Fruited Lemonade That Makes You Reconsider It All
ingredience:
lemons/limes (this needs to make up the bulk of the fruit being used, like at least 80%)
whatever other fruits or fruit scraps you want, plus any herbs/other flavorings you want to try. by fruit scraps I mean things like cherry pits, apple peels, pineapple cores, strawberry ends, things like that.
granulated white sugar, the coarser the better, 50% by weight of total citrus rinds + 100% by weight of any additional fruit. you'll measure this after you prep the fruit.
water as needed
equipment:
a few nonmetallic mixing bowls
a mesh strainer
a chinoise, ricer or some cheesecloth
a kitchen scale
a citrus juicer or reamer (manual or electric)
a potato masher
juice the citrus through a strainer - saving all rinds -Ā and refrigerate the juice for the time being. dice the rinds and other fruits if any, keeping the rinds separate. make note of weights, and measure your sugar.
Ā Place sugar in a large nonmetallic bowl. If using non-citrus fruits and/or any other flavorings, mix them in with the sugar and mash with potato masher. add diced citrus rinds, mix thoroughly, and mash again. cover and let stand at room temperature for at least 4 hours. this allows the sugar to draw out flavors that would otherwise get discarded with the rinds, and the rinds' acids should be enough to dissolve the sugar into a syrup.
Afterward, mash one last time, then collect the syrup by pressing the macerated mixture through a strainer/chinoise or ricer, or squeeze it through cheesecloth. if you want, this can be saved as a standalone syrup at this point, for use in cocktails or desserts. if not, slowly pour the reserved juice through the solids to to help get the remaining syrup out, and squeeze/press again. do the same thing one more time with warm water (roughly the same amount of water as juice). discard solids (or try making sangria with them!).
taste the mixture and add more water if necessary. a stronger mix is totally fine if you anticipate serving over ice on a hot day, or adding booze, or if there was a lot of non-sour fruit. keep in mind that it will taste a bit less sweet once it's chilled. pour into a pitcher and refrigerate.
citrus oils will float to the top, so stir/shake before serving. love you. enjoy.
some tried and true flavor combos:
straight lemon or lime, or any combination of the two, is of course an untouchable classic
lemon & strawberries (that's pussy babe!)
lemon & orange with a hint of vanilla (creamsiclemonade...?)
lemon & apples or apple peels with cinnamon/ginger/allspice (for late summer)
some cocktail type combos, booze optional:
lemon or lime & berries with basil + gin
lime & mint + white rum
lime & ginger + dark rum
lime & cucumber + gin
lime & orange (berries optional) + tequila
lemon, orange & cherry + brandy, bourbon, or rye whiskey
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they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri
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duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber
Why is this heat so hot š©
Itās the heat
Source?
just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesnāt turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
oh hey!! Iām not a janky radfem I can do it myself!
makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a ālazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. youāre supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and thatās uuuuuuh whatās the word? bullshit.
0 products also works great
because Iām gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but itās really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all
I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but thatās up to you
Iām sorry if I didnāt express this clearly enough in the original post but Iām not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how itās Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter
no face should be ārequiredā to have āa minimumā of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.
makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.
this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that
the notes: so likeā¦ā¦. what youre saying isā¦ā¦. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead⦠i gotcha
#nobody survived this post
Official graveyard post
stop telling people Iām dead
Sometimes I feel like op is still with usā¦
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Not what it says.
One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list
gonna go get cleft in twain wish me luck
well. I'm just beside myself
i hope you're all right now
well there's about half left
MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. IāD BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. āOH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?ā
the post that started it all
oh god
Never not reblogging.
Iāve only seen this post in screenshots
Iām very surprised this post hasnāt broken a million.
Me when a group of guys doubt my ability to jerk them all off at the same time.