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[madamhatter349]

It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[prinnay]

Hey I LOVE your work! Was wondering if you have or maybe will post some seasonal characters like fall or Halloween, winter, Christmas etc. It's so hard finding art that looks like me so I love seeing them! Thank you and never stop creating♥️♥️♥️♥️

That’s been on the wishlist to do… so far I only have wintery and summery pictures, but not really fall or spring. Would these two work for now? XD

[avogado6]

black

[reimenaashelyee]

Familiar Series | Snakes Shop:  Straunge Wunder | Redbubble

[montparnassee]

Me, a romantic: candlelit dinners, blooming roses, tender kisses, love letters, longing looks, beating hearts

Me, a Romantic: sword fighting, bloody knuckles, messy hair, smudged lipstick, cold hands, fiery eyes

[bowieboosh]

Me, a romantic Romantic: gives my beloved the skull of my enemy with roses in the eye sockets

[turing-tested]

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

[mintchocolatechimp]

Terrible reflexes.

[counterpunches]

#i love when cats get stuck man

[gilove2dance]

you broke them :P

[missanthropicprinciple]

Cat malfunction. 

[aww-so-pretty]

My favorite things in life

Dogs

Flowers

Credit

[blackgyro]

i just noticed this bowser alt colour looks like dio

[blackgyro]

[blackgyro]

skldfklsdlfk

[pancakemolybdenum]

hi

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

[darnni]

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

[a-jess-to-remember]

Mate Winston is a fucking gorilla so every bloody gorilla is gonna look like him.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

Are you from England?

[a-jess-to-remember]

Yes I’m very British I am terribly sorry

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

I could tell because you said “bloody”… do you know about the Battle of Hastings?

[a-jess-to-remember]

Yes i do indeed, why?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

I think it’s awful… What did you think of it?

[a-jess-to-remember]

It wasn’t a fun time, Why dont you just message me?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

Um… I’m honorable and transparent, honest, truly honest person… Why would I message you, so suspicious… LOL, and I hope you are with King Harold II Godwinson! ^_^

[a-jess-to-remember]

Thanks and okay you’re lost 😂😂😂😂

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

The fool always laugh at the wise.

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[humoristics]

[boatofbears-deactivated20240811]

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

[teathattast]

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[flerpdederp]

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BLOG

[bunchofdoodlesinspace]

I reblogged something similar to this a while ago but again:

if you support pedophilia,

kindly get the fuck off of my blog.

Thanks.

[princet-ofthe-rivers]

I reblog these regularly.

STAY OFF MY BLOOOOOOG

[littlebabiebear]

Shoo fly, don’t bother me👋🏾

[fragilelikeabomb0106]

Pedophilia is not welcome in the LGBTQ+ community nor are MAPs or pedophilia apologizers welcome on any of my blogs. If you support pedophilia, unfollow me. My blog is a safe space but I will not tolerate the sexualization of children.

[okapiandpaste]

please do yourself a favor and watch The Cat Returns:

the premise is a school girl accidentally gets promised to the prince of a magical cat kingdom, so she has prevent herself from getting married to a cat

lots of cats walking on two legs with hilarious walk cycles

-tuxedo / secret service cats and camoflauge army cats

-”Go FRY YOURSELF you big chicken!”

-”the king of the cat kingdom, the cat king!” “hey babe”

- “accept these crackers as a symbol of my love”

-Baron

-also every muta line

that is all

[redlipstickresurrected]

Sheena Liam aka シーナ・リアム aka Sheena Liam Yue Sheen aka 粘悦馨 aka Nián Yuèxīn (Malaysian-Chinese, b. 1991, Subang Jaya, Selangor, Malaysia) - Top Fashion Model and Embroiderer. Embroidery Arts: Black Thread, Embroidery Hoop

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