these hos aint loyal

jae, 31, they/them pronouns | ur fave mona-chan protection squad captain and resident witch bitch™

[schwinns-second-law-deactivated]

saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

[werewolf-transgenderism]

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

prints

[werewolf-transgenderism]

NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT JOHN FUCKING DARNIELLE MR. THE MOUNTAIN GOATS HIMSELF JUST SHARED THIS ON BSKY AND SAID IT WAS GREAT AND LOVELY WORK. WHAT IF I DIED

[librarypdf-deactivated20220307]

i am SOO invested in my mutuals lives. i hope i never lose you i hope this parasocial relationship never ends.

[organicmatter]

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

[ad-wills]

[magicwillow]

I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”

And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too

And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room

And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken

[offi95]

I hate to break it to you but skeletons are, in fact, real. There's one incredibly close to you at this very second

[max1461]

this is like that one summer I played too much chess, and then I was standing in line at the grocery store at a slightly diagonal angle to the person in front of me and I had this light go off in my brain like “weak pawn structure this is your chance” before I realized that it was real life actually.

[pickleston]

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

[crystallinesky]

And in that moment Bubbles became 200x more badass than ever.

[miss-krypton]

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE WRITERS THINKING

[bovineblogger]

autism affects us all differently for me it's doctor who and for you it's cows and we are all under the sun together

thank you mpreg-jesuschrist youre my best friend

[ladyshinga]

IDK how to explain this but sometimes I think of things as cultural "save points", like a repeated significant local thing that you see enough to remind you of save points in video games. For example, for a Texan, I think any Buc-ee's is a save point. The owner of that place may suck but that damn beaver is how a Texan saves their game, I don't make the rules*

(*I actually do, this is all in my head)

[strangenewclassrooms]

Masshole here, co-signing this from my save point at Dunks

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[scotland]

Roadside views 🌲

scotland.co

[tamagodandan]

So much to do, and

so much time to do it in,

and yet I just sit.

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

[angelnumber27]

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @spookyjawedpossum

quick who has that fire text editor for the

[___ TYPO]

meme

text: But damn why eat him out like that-RAT. RAT HIM OUT

[sylvansie]

[casioaty]

Well if the shoe fish

[beboycowbop]

while I love when a fantasy book has a map at the start I’m also like im not looking at all dat and im certainly not going to remember or flip back here to remind myself.