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I just noticed that September is spelled wrong
it’s the 17th of august
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@maddy-moos
YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER
I just noticed that September is spelled wrong
it’s the 17th of august
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mermay commission for @maddy-moos thanku!
OH
THIS IS ABOUT A CAT
Ash, figured the line of “100% feral” and “pet your head” or even “you don’t really like humans” would have clued u in…
Also the fact that the post uses an actual name instead of a pseudonym like MIL or sum
You seem to not be alone in ur assumption tho…
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
y- you were putting it in cold water?????
Radish. Answer the question radish.
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]
why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Its takes less than a minute
Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun
How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove
Like seven minutes
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…
Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
do none of you own a fucking kettle
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Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.
At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!
How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.
the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples
I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia
Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)
Female presenting gkpmnipples
what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?
No, we’re inventing Gkpmneo-French
can you take my white ass to funkytown
nope. torture city again
come on
hi ok so there was a tag game i saw on my dash but it was over two years old or smth and i wasn’t tagged so i guess i’ll just put it here on my own blog
last song? around the bend (covered) by cheesy hfjone
favorite color? uhhhhhhhhh dark blue??? maybe?????
currently watching? probably going to rewatch hfjone tbh
last movie? wicked
sweet/spicy/savory? spicy. i cannot do sweet anymore fsr if i eat too much in succession i will actually die
current obsessions? splatoon, hfjone, and the periodic table but i don’t talk much about the last one
last thing you googled? “eyebrows are sparse” (google didn’t help unfortunately ;-;)
tags /nf: @justanimp @unicornsandgenocide @wut-igay @john4the4leper @starfilled-galaxy @i-never-grew-up @pancupid
last song? life is fun (the odd1sout song. i used to listen to it a lot when i was younger)
favorite color? all of them (didn't see this one at first, so fixing it rn)
currently watching? gutsick gibbon videos!! i love her stuff
last movie? no idea
sweet/spicy/savory? ...all of the above?
current obsessions? dandy's world babeyyy (just made a dandy plushie), popculture paganism, paleontology (thanks to one of my headmates lol)
last thing you googled? probably something about popculture paganism
@buriedash @ace-arsonist @phoneheadedtrans @loudamango @tonitheloftwing @silkayyyyy
last song? GROWING UP ON THE INTERNET by NoahFinnce (listening to it as I type this lol)
Favorite color? Definitely purple lmao
Currently watching? alternating between Arcane and Captain Laserhawk (I'm a basic bitch that likes action, sue me)
Last movie(s)? The Back to the Future trilogy- I have a personal tradition of watching them every new years lol
sweet/spicy/savory? Definitely savory. Red meat my beloved.
current obsessions? Werewolves, Arcane, and- as always- automotive engineering
last thing you googled? "'Dad pose' reference" Listen I was drawing something stupid, okay? /lh
Tags (feel free to ignore): @sympathetic-snake @conciergeofcringe @missingno-polaris @ash-cause-yes
last song? 2econd 2ight 2eer by Will Wood (i need to learn to sing this it sounds so fun)
Favorite color? Purple. 100%
Currently watching? not really one for shows, so nothing really.
Last movie(s)? Atlantis: The Lost Empire (joined some friends on vrchat who were mid-way through it so i stuck around)
sweet/spicy/savory? sweet. @juleswashere3 can attest that i drink sweet shit all the time. (if sour was an option that'd win by a landslide in my book)
current obsessions? a mix between Balatro and Dandy's World in terms of gaming, and coding in terms of hobbies
last thing you googled? "Adderall XR" because i was doing adhd med research
Tags (feel free to ignore) @juleswashere3 @maddy-moos @willywonka4432man @smolbudgielord
last song: actively, Everybody Wants To Rule The World. thinking abt galactic rewind rn
favorite color: purple. literally purple cow
currently watching?: no
last movie: treasure planet because of vrc lol
sweet/spicy/savory: UhhhhhHHH IDK ngl
currebt obsessions?: ultrakill, a bit of dandys, some deep rock, ask me in a week for new answers loll
last thing i googled?: sonic dreams collection a past reminded me of it
tag time!! @trifoliumunderscore @sweetaplle @stamps1879 @mobropro
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again
I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.
@theshitpostcalligrapher
ay @systlin hmu
@systlin
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
Där låg Loke
—KJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Tor’s birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
@bold-sartorial-statement
ay yo show ur husband
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:
(oops spot the typos)
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it
Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden
På dagen for Tors fødsel
På asfalten ved Taco Bell
Dér lå Loke
“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”
*Snorts*
When Thor born
He hair shine brite
A very very
Magical site
But then I see
A bab from hell
I pik up loki
From taco bell
the rosetta stone of shitposting
@incorrectnorse-quotes
Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite
Birthday girl
art for @stamps1879's Bday :]
it's time to bring this tweet back
Had this in my finished art folder for a while now, was contemplating whether I should post this because I'm a bit unsatisfied with the results might cook harder later
Fun fact: This is my very ever first time drawing Miku because I find anime girls generally hard to draw (or the fact that I'm too used to drawing furry art)
So you can say that Mesmerizer was so good that it overpowered and conquered my fear of drawing anime girls
Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart
“No I can’t come out tonight I’m sobbing about this entomologist’s heartfelt plea for someone to care about an endangered moth”
This is how I learn there's a moth whose tiny caterpillars live exclusively off the old shells of dead tortoises.
[Image description: text from a section titled On Being Endangered: An Afterthought that says:
Realizing that a species is imperiled has broad connotations, given that it tells us something about the plight of nature itself. It reminds us of the need to implement conservation measures and to protect the region of which the species is a part. But aside form the broader picture, species have intrinsic worth and are deserving of preservation. Surely an oddity such as C. vicinella cannot simply be allowed to vanish.
We should speak up on behalf of this little moth, not only because by so doing we would bolster conservation efforts now underway in Florida, [highlighting begins] but because we would be calling attention to the existence of a species that is so infinitely worth knowing. [end highlighting]
But is quaintness all that can be said on behalf of this moth? Does this insect not have hidden value beyond its overt appeal? Does not its silk and glue add, potentially, to its worth? Could these products not be unique in ways that could ultimately prove applicable?
End image description]
because we would be calling attention to the existence of a species that is so infinitely worth knowing
I was so inspired by this I made it into a piece of art for a final in one of my courses for storytelling in conservation
Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart
“No I can’t come out tonight I’m sobbing about this entomologist’s heartfelt plea for someone to care about an endangered moth”
This is how I learn there's a moth whose tiny caterpillars live exclusively off the old shells of dead tortoises.
[Image description: text from a section titled On Being Endangered: An Afterthought that says:
Realizing that a species is imperiled has broad connotations, given that it tells us something about the plight of nature itself. It reminds us of the need to implement conservation measures and to protect the region of which the species is a part. But aside form the broader picture, species have intrinsic worth and are deserving of preservation. Surely an oddity such as C. vicinella cannot simply be allowed to vanish.
We should speak up on behalf of this little moth, not only because by so doing we would bolster conservation efforts now underway in Florida, [highlighting begins] but because we would be calling attention to the existence of a species that is so infinitely worth knowing. [end highlighting]
But is quaintness all that can be said on behalf of this moth? Does this insect not have hidden value beyond its overt appeal? Does not its silk and glue add, potentially, to its worth? Could these products not be unique in ways that could ultimately prove applicable?
End image description]
because we would be calling attention to the existence of a species that is so infinitely worth knowing
I was so inspired by this I made it into a piece of art for a final in one of my courses for storytelling in conservation