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I’ve seen these around before so figured why not

Heyo, I’m Green (they/them, fey/feyr) and I’m a teenage loser— I’ve got an ao3 you can check out if you want (just replace the - with _ in my name)

My side blogs are @janus-come-back-to-us, @chaos-family-doodles, @unlawful-lawyers-chaos, and @powerpuff-sides so feel free to check them out too

My personal tags are : my stuff (mix of art and whatever I write), green decided to talk (when I type something), green decided to doodle (drawings), and green likes magic stuff (for artwork or works on tumblr by others that I find and are kinda magic based).

I’m mostly into the wayward children series rn, but I also really like the original power puff girls, among us, sanders sides, animal crossing, ninjago, the arcana, Steven universe, atla, heathers, hamilton, and other stuff. (this list will probably be edited in the future) ((also!! I’m free to rp whatever is highlighted in green here, just no nsfw or heavy gore))

TW are tagged as either “___ mention” or “___ tw”

DNI IF YOU’RE : (also lmk if I like/reblog/follow anyone from any of these groups)

Terf/swerf/whatever you call yourselves

Anti BLM

Anti MOGAI

Pedo/map/rape apologist

Pro-shipper (ships incest or pedophilia basically)

Basically anyone whos homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, xenophobic, abelist, a discriminatory ass

SQUICKS (this list will also be edited to add whatever I forget) :

Heavy discussions of divorce

Unsympathetic! Janus (sanders sides)

Romantic Moceit (sanders sides) [unless it’s in dlamp, but that’s the only exception]

Heavy discussion on abuse

Heavy discussion on s*icide

And here’s some good resources to check out under the cut so that you’re informed on current world criseses (will also be updated overtime but for now here’s a start) :

#suicide mention #my stuff #green decided to talk

we haven't talked for so long :weary

We haven’t D:!! That’s partially my fault I haven’t been that active on here shdhhd—

#because irl stuff 😔#ask

anarchapella

Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

thecolorsfucked

its not lying if its to employers or cops

and look up ur rights on what they can and cannot ask u many places ban asking about ur record and transportation status and things like that resources will also tell u how they reword sketchy questions so ur prepared

mixingpumpkins

Hey. Take it from a former HR person… this goes double right now. I just spent some time putting in some job applications myself (not for HR, lol) and got about 15 interviews. And idk if it’s because of COVID uncertainty or if places just don’t fucking care anymore because they know people are desperate for work, but the amount of straight up illegal shit my interviewers asked me was appalling. (That’s not even counting the questions that were technically legal but clearly fishing for information they’re not legally allowed to ask.)

A tame example? Two questions into a phone interview, the guy on the other end of the line asked: “How old are you?” I said “Excuse me?” - giving him a chance to rethink that. He didn’t. “How old are you?” “Sir, you are not allowed to ask me that question.” “Well, I want to know. I’m asking.” “And you’re legally not allowed to ask me that. I’m not required to tell you my age.” At that point, I guess he managed to remember an old HR bulletin or something (I hope to god he wasn’t actually HR himself), and he said, “Well, I need to know if you’re over the age of 18.” (Which is what he should have asked in the first place… or not, since that was in the application that he could have read.) “Yes. I’m over the age of 18.” And we moved on. Two questions later, he tried another illegal question. I called him on it again and ended the interview, citing that a workplace with such a clear disregard for the law, especially upon first contact with a potential employee, was not going to be a good fit. (They offered me the job anyway, lol. I didn’t send a thank-you or a response.)

At a different interview, the majority of questions were “fishing” questions - just looking for that info they’re not actually allowed to ask. (This person was also either not really HR or an HR person who was exceptionally bad at their job.)

I could tell they were getting frustrated when I dodged answering the personal stuff, and they actually got extremely upset when I mentioned later in the interview (re: less relevant work experience) I had worked in HR. They were super flustered for the remainder of our time, and I watched them skip over questions on their sheet they had clearly planned on asking. They KNEW they were being sketchy and were counting on me not knowing anything about HR - or my rights - and so they got upset when I did. These were super tame examples. I’m begging you, if you’re job searching right now, PLEASE know your rights. Please know what interviewers are allowed to ask. Please don’t volunteer information or elaborate more than you’re required to about personal things. Save your words (and everyone’s time) by elaborating why you’re good for the position/what you can do. I may create a resource list on this shit later but PLEASE PLEASE KNOW THIS STUFF BEFORE YOU TALK TO AN EMPLOYER. This goes for anywhere you’re interviewing as well as your current employer. This also goes for HR. HR may be the person you go to when shitty stuff happens, but that doesn’t mean they’re your friend (or competent). They don’t need to know your age (beyond 16+, 18+, or 21+, depending on the job). They don’t need to know your medical history. (For the love of god, do NOT answer the “have you been diagnosed with depression?” question.) They don’t need to know if you have kids or whatever. They don’t need to know a LOT of those things that may appear on an application, including your veteran status, whether you’re on/have been on unemployment, etc. They’re not entitled to know specifics about your transportation (unless you’re using that transportation for the job, like Uber/delivery drivers). Look this up for your state/the job’s state. Beware questions like “What year did you graduate?” if you’re like me and don’t put dates on your resume (I just put amount of time spent at employers, not dates of employment). They’re fishing for your age. It’s “Oh, you know, 100 years ago,” if you feel comfortable making a joke, or “About [generic number, like 5 or 10] years ago” if not. Also beware things like the “What do you do in your free time?” question, even if you already work there. This is not a friendly getting-to-know-you question. This is a basis for judgement. Not up to an invisible standard? They’re going to be biased against you for pay raises, promotions, etc. Mention kids/lots of family/social engagements? That’s a tick against you for not being the kind of person who lives to work (yes, it’s gross and stupid). Mention lots of solitary things? Cool, that’s their mental note to ask more from you because you’re “not doing anything anyway.” By all means, be friendly with your coworkers/talk about shared interests if you want, but it is none of your boss’s business, and be aware what could get back to them. Don’t. Tell. Employers. Shit.

#queue #adulting

chaoskirin

Quelling the Tumblrcryptid Panic

OK so there’s a lot of posts out there where the op actually believes the tumblrcryptid joke is an NFT.

It’s not. If you look at the code, you can see this is a randomizer that picks a random image, some text from a list of lines, and one of your tags.

And I actually researched this so I could tell you (due to some panic in the comments of these posts) you can’t accidentally reblog art that’s connected to NFTs and/or blockchain. That’s not how it works. Cryptocurrency is a very complicated thing. You can’t do anything to stop the “spread” of NFT art. You can’t accidentally support it. You must deliberately involve yourself.

The tumblr cryptids shit is a poor attempt to read the room by @staff, who saw that a bunch of people were posting about it and thought it would be perfect for a joke. Rather than raise awareness about how solving one single “problem” on the block chain can use as much energy as one small country in a whole day, they decided to make a cute randomizer that poses itself as an NFT.

You are NOT contributing to the cryptocurrency problem by playing with this. You are NOT a bad person if you posted one. You aren’t even on the cryptocurrency radar.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST. A lot of people have anxiety about this shit, and the immediate panic by people who don’t understand is harming them!

#queued #[tumblr]

staff

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

1-800-blurambles

im gonna cry why are there so many versions of this post

prideknights

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility!

Today is a day to be proud and celebrate you and/or your trans loved ones. To support and uplift each other. Be visible for those who can't be. Whether you're in the closet or out, you are valid. We see you, you matter and deserve to be proud of who you are. You have every right to shine like the diamond that you are. Stay Proud!

#lgbtq+

dindjarin-mandalorian

I was tagged by @undertwinsuns to do this picrew - thank you so much!! 💜💜

No-pressure tagging: @phantomviola @mypedrom @brokenxarmor @boomtownboy @nova646 @themarcusmoreno @stillshelbs and anyone else who wants to do it :)

boomtowngirl

Thank you @dindjarin-mandalorian for tagging me so I could make this picrew , I loved it! 🥺

No-pressure tagging: @firstofficerwiggles @rogueheretic555 @yawning-pelicans @theravenfliesagain @whosyourhero and anyone who wants to do it 🥰

firstofficerwiggles

Thanks for the tag @boomtownboy

None of these have my actual hair color, but I like this a lot. Also, I aspire to be this cute today 😍

No pressure tags: @fangirlalexia @niiight-dreamerrrr @drabbles-n-doodles or anyone else who wants to play ❤

fangirlalexia

Thanks for the tag @firstofficerwiggles!!

@thechosenprincess @goodbecauseiloveyou @twistedmashup @barc0xa-venus @myeyesarenotblue you want to do it no pressure tagging✨

myeyesarenotblue

❤️❤️❤️

tagging: @agnesclementineblog @theliteraltrash @your-sparklywinnercollection !!!

agnesclementineblog

Aaaa that’s so cute!!! 🥺♥️♥️

Tagging @on-irratia @a-tomb-with-a-view @williexmercer ♥️♥️♥️

williexmercer

Aww

Tagging: @sunset-bobby @kybee1497 @wadewaits and anyone who wants to!

sunset-bobby

this was fun

tagging: @beethovensbitxh @beaniesflannelandfannypacks @sunnylemonss

lemonade-baby

The way I love this (this was the closest color to my current color oops)

Tagging the besties @russsianspy @bagel-rights-activist @mouse-fantoms

russsianspy

this was really cute

tagging some more besties @russianalpacafromoldzealand @funsizearsonist @animated-stardust

finch-like-the-bird

Thanks for the tag!!

@me-ep @nakitengoku @jo-the-nerd @lostinthoughtsandfandoms @5-dollars-in-the-slug-jar @bonobos-candy-bar @winterwallacehenderson and anyone else!!

jo-the-nerd

Thanks for the tag!

Also, new hair!! @omni-scient-pan-da @magic-but-its-green @lastnightisatum-blur

magic-but-its-green

Ty for the tag jo!!

Pov I’m a brick Jojo kinnie /j

Anyone can I’m too lazy to remember urls rn djdjjd

fray

happy TDOV!!! 🥰 ⚧

graftandgrief

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

upsettingandunfortunateclasshate

Fuck this

lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers

This is insane.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

Capitalism is so innovative /s

thestoryofaslut

Hi! Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass? Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}") Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant. This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging. As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

#queue #important #adulting

clowniconography

while i highly appreciate the new trend of people adding image descriptions to as many posts as they can, i think if youre going to write an image description for a well known meme you should make sure you're familiar with the context of the original meme or else maybe you're not the most qualified to be writing the description for that particular image. this post inspired by me seeing an ID of a version of the "ariana grande we're really in it now" meme that described Manny Jacinto as "a white man"

clowniconography

also on a much more sinister note, intentionally misrepresenting what an image depicts when writing an image description for the sake of being funny, which is an (albeit rare) thing that i have actually been seeing people do, is literally disgusting and the fact that people could think thats acceptable is mind boggling to me. like obviously describing an image in a funny way that adds to the experience of the image is fine but ultimately image descriptions are a utility and accessibility measure that is meant to at least approximate the actual image and obscuring that for the sake of jokes is ableist xoxoxo

rammbook

Here’s a Google doc with template descriptions for many different memes (created by @orange-airplanes and @pathos-logical) which I got from @a-captions-blog in case you don't know where to start!

#important

antiandrogen

nobody ever talks about how saying non-binary genders don’t exist is racist as fuck

stashlecash

How?

antiandrogen

many many many indigenous cultures have historically included more than two genders and to say that those genders do not exist is to say that those cultural traditions are invalid, and that only the imperialist gender binary is correct. which is racism.

calli3cd

Source?

antiandrogen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijra_%28South_Asia%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bakla

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathoey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muxe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two-Spirit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fa%27afafine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%81h%C5%AB

Do you need any more or are you done being a dick

cum-guzzlers-for-christ

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/apr/16/india-third-gender-claims-place-in-law

http://content.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1820633,00.html

http://www.npr.org/blogs/pictureshow/2012/05/30/153990125/in-mexico-mixed-genders-and-muxes

http://www.nativepeoples.com/Native-Peoples/May-June-2014/Two-Spirit-The-Story-of-a-Movement-Unfolds/

http://theculturetrip.com/pacific/samoa/articles/fa-afafines-the-third-gender/

For those who don’t like Wikipedia

oh-snap-pro-choice

THISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHISTHIS

THE WESTERN IDEA OF TWO GENDERS IS EXACTLY THAT

WESTERN

THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF CULTURES ACROSS THE WORLD WHO SEE GENDER AS A SPECTRUM OR OTHER FORM OUTSIDE OF TWO GENDERS

jenroses

Judaism has been recognizing six genders for thousands of years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender_and_Judaism

SIX.

JUDAISM.

Fuck off with this “binary gender is commanded by God” bullshit.

fernlom

Ah, I love the smell of fact based statements in the morning. It’s like idiot-b-gone

steppingonshatteredglass-deacti

i’m glad that the people asking for a source and reasons look liked they genuienly wanted to learn and weren’t just being annoying and rude.

#queued but yeah #lgbtq+

theartofanimation

Maxine Vee - https://twitter.com/maxinevee - https://www.instagram.com/artofmaxinevee - https://linktr.ee/artofmaxinevee - https://www.facebook.com/artofmaxinevee

#disney

moonclairvoyant

lil nas x really went from this

To this

aldoodles

An old tiktok, but one Im fond of nonetheless 😌

pkpkpkfire

Here’s information about sexual/romantic orientations and gender identities that I put together! I..I don’t do graphic design, so this isn’t that great. Also, I’m very sorry if I missed your orientation or identity or got some information wrong. Sources: (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6) Flags: (1) Top photo: (1)

macleod

I hope this helps some of you out!

strawberry-kiwi-mothman-blog

READ THIS AND THEN READ IT AGAIN

leashykitty-chan

THIS HELPS ME UNDERSTAND SO MUCH!!!!

lesbianpervinca

I’m Aporagender! I didn’t know there was an identity for what I feel!

master-sass-blast

Not only is this great for understanding the queer community, this could be a fantastic resource for writers looking to write queer characters. At the very least, it’d be a good reference to make sure you’re using the proper labels when writing!