You ever forget your not wearing your hearing aids like why am i only hearing in 480p?

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You ever forget your not wearing your hearing aids like why am i only hearing in 480p?
CONVERSATIONS OVERHEARD THROUGH THE BATKID COM LINES MASTERPOST (ENTRIES 1-60)
part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 (league days) part 8 (league days) part 9 part 10 part 11 part 12 (league days) part 13 part 14 part 15 part 16 part 17 part 18 part 19 part 20 part 21 (league days) part 22 part 23 part 24 (league days) part 25 part 26 part 27 part 28 part 29 part 30
part 31 part 32 part 33 part 34 part 35 part 36 (league days) (part 1) part 37 (league days) (part 2) part 38 part 39 (part 1) part 40 (part 2) part 41 part 42 part 43 part 44 part 45 part 46 part 47 part 48 part 49 part 50 part 51 part 52 part 53 part 54 part 55 part 56 part 57 part 58 part 59 part 60 (part 1)
(ENTRIES 61-?? HERE)
CONVERSATIONS OVERHEARD THROUGH THE BATKID COM LINES MASTERPOST (ENTRIES 61-?) (ENTRIES 1-60 HERE)
entry 61 (part 2) entry 62 entry 63 entry 64 entry 65 entry 66 entry 67 entry 68 entry 69 (league days) entry 70 entry 71 entry 72 entry 73 entry 74 entry 75
This is why I have TikTok
I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
tinder link in bio.
the replies:
*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?
I’m sobbing
I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves
her pussy
OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.
get back here and share that with the class
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
i think they're pretty neat
Hades 2 textpost
Some observations and theories I made while rewatching Ironlung again:
- SM-8 handbook is scribbled out with several notes being changed throughout suggesting that A. Paper is hard to get so reusing what's there is valuable and B. Proven later on that they were in a rush making the sm-13
- Yes he has anger issues but wouldn't you as well if the captain of your mission cared more about the state of the ship you are welded into than your own well being? No wonder Simon pressed the camera
- Dowsnt help that Ava actively says to jack to not bother with making sure he has enough oxygen for the mission
- Eden isn't everyone instead it's a cult like community, a community seemingly wildly hated by others who aren't in it (like those at c.o.i)
Proven through quotes like
"You phyco eden fuck"
"Go die with the rest of them"
"Idk why I try to talk to you eden people"
- Even with the title of "convict" quotes like before suggest further dehumanisation and lack of individuality in a world like this
Continuing make him feel and be seen less like a person
And more like the representation of all of eden
- I need you to look closely at Simon's wrists when he finds the pendant
On his other arm shown has the same string and broken metal loop proving HE HAD HIS OWN PENDANT BEFORE
possibly a status of brotherhood/eden having a part of the tree with you but c.o.i took it
-how am I sure it's c.o.i? Later on during Simon's further descend to get the black box between hazy moments we hear Ava state that c.o.i confiscate all nature to make a garden of their own
No one else is allowed plant life in their eyes
- when c.o.i gain contact again with him it's seen as a shock, he wasn't meant to live that much longer
Even we're ready "to cut the line" to never be able to ull him back up so hearing him actively speak and be alive
Well
That wasn't planned :)
- the voice that speaks pretending to be the scientist lady from SM-8 mentions a god that understands it all when looking at the universe through a pinhole
That's Simon
In that story Simon is a god looking at the blood ocean through a blinding camera Pinhole thinking he understands everything just through those simple pictures
-if we want to go into the nitty gritty religion parts of it all we could also see Simon as jesus in some way
A man crucified over actions he hasn't done but was blamed for,
Hated and executed
- both people who seems to "save humanity" through death through their selfless actions to let their brutal end happen
-how to back track into the movie a bit something that bugs me is Ava yelling out at another free member to "get the 14" when planning to get to Simon The sm-14 to be exact, before they knew anything or had any plans to save him the sm-14 was already created and ready for expedition
EVEN THOUGH
Ava loves to talk about how they do not have enough people to send on death missions
Then why have there been 14 ships already?
- c.o.i have a lot of interactions with eden folk it seems, with how many times the cult is mentioned and with the previous person on the sm-13 was a brother suggests they have a lot of the cult members to spare and send off
As if trying to eradicate the people
- his mother spoke to him in his final moments
-while speaking to Ava and the eel amongst the several voices was his mother's
Telling him where the eel is and
That c.o.i are watching and always have been
Rip my homie
what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though
blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays
blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels
blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories
von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel
Don Blorbo from my opera
błórbżo from my polish poetry
blorbocles from my ancient greek epics
Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels
Blorbio from my early modern plays
Assembling some more from the notes:
And the kicker:
useless rosetta stone
Plot idea that I am sure someone has already written:
(Edit: yes, this is basically a happier romeo and juliet)
Historical drama romance (time period and place are irrelevant tbh)
Two people have been promised to eachother by their parents since childhood, but neither wants to marry a person they have never met
They both sneak out and run away to the Big City, where they find new identities and false names to escape their parents
Through shenanigans and highjinks, the two find eachother and become close friends, neither realising the other is their secret betrothed
Something happens (someone makes a romantic move, or they get a message to urgently come home, etc) and they have a tearful goodbye where they both go back to their families
They two are resigned to be married to people they have never met and will likely not love, but then they realise it is their friend from the Big City
They all live happily ever after
There can absolutley be subplots and angst. I just rewatched the other bennet sister at 3am and got inspired
They never made another "Zagreus death recount" after that
I think if someone had managed to kill Achilles first, Patroclus would have gone on a killing spree just as unhinged as Achilles' was
I think he would have gotten creative with it. I think he would have turned Paris into some kind of fucked up origami. I think he would have brought his nine dogs with him to Troy to have them eat Paris in front of the Trojans. I think he would have taken a swing at Apollo.
Guys help. I'm looking for a BBC Merlin fic I read like a year ago.
It was a angsty magic reveal, where Arthur locked merlin in the dungeons. Agravaine then stabs merlin and leaves him to die. Arthur then has a change of heart and goes to talk to Merlin, only to find him dying.
I can't remember much more about it, and I might have gotten the plot a bit wrong. I am 99% sure i read it on ao3, but it could also be on tumblr or fanfiction.net.
If anyone can help me find the fic, it would be greatly appreciated.
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Me, trying to get to work but having to take a replacement bus service because the traintracks need construction work: *imagining the Hadestown lyrics as if they had to take the Rail Replacement Bus Service to hell*
[HERMES]
And if you ride that Rail Replacement Bus Service
[Chorus] Ride that Rail Replacement Bus Service
[HERMES] If you ride that Rail Replacement Bus Service
[Chorus] Ride that Rail Replacement Bus Service
[HERMES] If you ride that Rail Replacement Bus Service to the end of the line
99% of the lyrics in Hadestown are so fucking poetic that whenever i hear "what she was instead was dead" it just makes me giggle a little