The Wizards Apprentice

Apprentice to a Dark Wizard Posting from The Evil Castle shrouded in shadows :3

[magicastrid]

Sorry for not posting in a while lol... yeah.... yeah it was the orb.... yeah I got trapped in an orb.... yeah the one that my Master told me not to touch.... yeah he did tell me Id get trapped.... yeah

[magicastrid]

Mirror Mirror on the wall, ummm.... Where's my Car?

[qelflinq]

how it feels to be a lesbian feminist & a pervert in 2025

[buttercupbarbs]

thank you for normalizing this it makes my life easier

[qelflinq]

no worries anytime you need me I’m strong

[mold-wizard]

Why is my orb trying to sell me tower insurance?

How do I install adblock on this thing?

[magicastrid]

Maybe you should move to a magic mirror? I've not had an ad problem with my mirror, but it does occasionally cause beings from the far realm to crawl into my room at night and they're a pain to be rid of.

[wizard-eater]

"the amulet this" and "the amulet that" what about the ring?? it's like nobody appreciates the ring anymore

[magicastrid]

Or the Cursed Magic Mirror! There's more than just the amulet folks

[shebobonmydylan]

I’m very interested in your history as a wizard. Where were you and who were you with on 9/11?

[magicastrid]

Not born yet, but also painting in paris at the time because my future self used time magic to go back and then reportedly totally forgot 9/11 was a thing cause she was having so much fun in paris

[isuggestdemonsummoning-deactiva]

The wizard council has approved my request to join so i will no longer be leaking the doomed yuri spells

[magicastrid]

This is my 9/11

[spooplikescheese]

on my evil wizard shit

[segamascott]

[ostolero]

in 2024 you and your friends need to be talking about grimoires

[ostolero]

in 2024 you and your friends need to be going down to the public library

[magicastrid]

Got caught with my girlfriend (my Master's arch-rival's apprentice) in the Cursed grove 💔💔 should've casted the non-detection spell I learned in Evil Magic Class 💔💔

[magicastrid]

"I asked chat gpt" well I asked the scrying mirror on my wall and it said you're a loser and your crops are cursed for a THOUSAND years 🪞🪞

[pyrobchilling]

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[zzoupz]

his friend "Motion Blur Mage That Motion Blurs You"

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Their long suffering associate, the "Sharpen Cleric that Sharpens you (badly)"

[artastic-foe]

Nooo!!! What have you all unleashed upon us!?!

[l4byr1nthz1]

dont forget the chromatic abberation warlock that chromatically abberates you

[vinnybox]

may I add Mystic Mosiac who turns your quality waaaaaaay down

[theo-window]

What did he do to deserve this

[rain-droplet]

punished by the council

[magicastrid]

Fuck why are these wizards always adding new spells to learn, I'm never gonna pass my Evil Magic Exams at this rate!!

[curseworm]

these idiots dont know about the hellpig

[magicastrid]

Guys good news!!! The wizards were able to bring all the hogs back! Bad news, they came back wrong ™

[concoctionboy]

Just saw a pillbug in the backyard wearing a tiny wizard hat.

I guess anyone can be a wizard. I don't mean that in an insulting way. I think it's actually kind of heartwarming. You go, little pillbug wizard.

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[hauntingsofafuturespast]

Trying to hit ✨️Wizard✨️ vibes instead of ✨️Witch✨️ vibes is hard as a woman. :/ 🧙‍♂️