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[chronicallyabsent]

i've drawn enough of them. be free now. go. into the wild with you all

[magictunes2244]

insparation

[hetchdrive]

Sometimes you’ve just got to think of your favorite character getting fucked against a wall to get through the work day.

[crownedinmarigolds]

All of us imagining the filithiest scenarios while mindlessly working.

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[saviorified]

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

[saviorified]

Yeah

[loth-caatgirl]

TWO SUCCESSFUL ETSY WITCH MOMENTS IN THE SAME WEEK??

[dee-the-red-witch]

MAGIC'S BACK UP AND RUNNING FOLKS, GET THOSE CURSE BOOKS OUT RIGHT NOW.

[beardedmrbean]

[ashscreamsaboutoutlast]

AU where everything is the same except Waylon was actually able to do something for Eddie when he got put in the Engine so when Eddie finds Waylon he just follows him around like a love sick scary dog

[roseworth]

careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.

[jake-clark]

[meiiiwaku]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

[laughconfetti]

[bikuwana-still-on-discord-deact]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[lordofseagulls]

girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

[melodicaria]

frothing at the mouth

Hi transformers community. There's some very delicious and important story ideas/fragments about Sam going on down here.

Okay but:

Sam Uber ride gone wrong!!!

Bayverse: Megatron and Prime coming to a truce, but Megatron still wants his pet: Sam.

Ironhide trying and failing to teach Sam weapons but he doesn't have the spark to tell him that the Autobots will protect him always and anyways, so sweet, so beautiful, so much love for Ironhide

Sam getting railed by, on average, 20 foot tall robots 🧍(My favorite)

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker double-teaming Sam  🧍

Sam's physical check-up with Ratchet because Ratchet doesn't trust human doctors around Sam anymore (he is simply grouchy and cannot admit his feelings fr!!)

Miles and Sam content!!!??? Hello, BROS BEFORE HOES. Not that Mikaela is a hoe, but like, Sam ditching Miles is cray cray.

A universe in which Sam actually gets that Porsche. Basically Jazz replaces Bumblebee's spot in Bayverse. I was actually working on this idea and I somehow added Prowl in, idk it just happened.

Shockwave and his illogical feelings for Sam. Imagine him internally freaking out and trying his best to deny feelings entirely.

Cliffjumper joining the team but Bee gets jealous cos Cliffjumper gets too friendly with Sam, lol dumb bastard 😭

Bee having to compete with Stinger from AOE over Sam's affection and Sam is just clueless like "huh"

The Autobots distancing Sam from humanity gradually, knowing the Allspark has actually changed him and his body is changing accordingly (they're going to kidnap him and take him to Cybertron and have one big nice happy family, ignore Sam screaming though he's fine)

Evil Autobots with Sam :)

I AM SPREADING MY AGENDA!!! AUTOBOTS AND SAM!! MORE SAM CONTENT!!! I AM SPREADING MY AGENDA AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!

I, Aria, openly admit to brainwashing, sorcery, witchcraft, toxic manipulation, lying, and gaslighting in order to drag people kicking and screaming into Sam centric content.

It's not kidnapping if you all come willingly, help a girl out fr.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

military training

[silence--boy]

He just wants to protect his daughter.

[magictunes2244]

im live laugh loving this au

[dirtytransmasc]

That picture of ronal and tonowari taking a gift from.spider is so cute like bc he has been neglected so Bad he acts like a toddler around them and then they gotta act surprised and Say everything with that parent voice who is talking to a toddler/baby , like spider is just like mom look mom look look what i can do :D *does a backflip* and ronal is forced/not forced to go: oh My god!!!!!!!!!????? Spider You really are eywa's mightiest Warrior 🥰🥰🥰🥰 do another one for mama.

Another sad thought is him playing with dolls with ronal/tonowari because he never played like that with toys as a kid or with anyone 😔

ronal and tonowari have to make up for 16/17 years of neglect, of no one caring, no one watching, no one seeing.

spider often slips, acting much younger then he is, if only for a few moments at a time, a distinct innocence to his voice, a gentleness a perfectly naive child could wield, a light that burned in his eyes almost like a fever.

sometimes the boy is dragging them around to show them something, tugging at their fingers and calling mama or papa, as if he was a small child, and part of him really was.

as much as they hated that they had to play this role, not because it was bothersome or burdensome, it was because it only spoke to how horrific of a childhood their baby boy had. he had never had someone to watch over him as he played, to admire his accomplishments, to marvel in his discoveries.

the only upside of it was that they got to relive all of the joys of toddlerhood in little bursts, while not having any of the worry that came with a toddler. she they worried about spider, it was hard not to, but at least their worries weren't focused on him accidentally drowning or choking on a pebble.

they made sure spider was never turned away, never ignored, never left to his own devices, especially in that state. that was their baby and they wouldn't let him hurt anymore.

they cherished every rock, shell, toy, or piece of jewelry he made them. they praised everything he did, coaxing his confidence to show itself, and for him to come out of his shell. the gave into his needs for touch, to be talked to, and seen; always at his side, always listnign, always touching.

he deserved it.

[meenawrites]

I need this please. I just need him to have parents he's not on edge around and feels like he has to prove himself for. Just be comfortable in asking for attention and acknowledgment, PLEASE

[magictunes2244]

10/10 fic idea, would love to read more crumbs

[naavispider]

could you do some possessive quaritch head cannons? Like quaritch getting extremely jealous of a member of the RDA who becomes close to spider and threatens them. Or quaritch not letting spider sleep too close to the other recoms, no matter how much he trusts them, he just can’t leave his boy alone with them.

Quaritch checks the tracker on his tablet every night in the forest, just making sure it still works (and that he'd still have a son in the morning)

Quaritch ordering a supply of human ration packs before getting Spider out of the holding cell at Bridgehead

Quaritch speaking to the superior of a couple of marines who looked at Spider too weirdly on their walk out

Quaritch packing water bottles despite the recoms drinking mostly from their water slings on their backs

Quaritch bitching about Janine to Wainfleet because he hates their relationship, but there's absolutely fuck all he can do about it

Quaritch constantly covering Spider in his RDA jacket, even though Spider was resistant at first

Quaritch using it to cover Spider whenever they had to walk through the base. The kid had no idea what some people's minds were like.

Quaritch having one hand hovering over his sidearm whenever a screech echoed in the forest and Spider was too far out of his reach

Quaritch not allowing Spider to be left alone inside the Sea Dragon without a member of the recom squad (the boy was a kid on a ship full of rowdy military guys who viewed him as the enemy)

Quaritch not being able to sleep the first night on the ship because he needed to keep an eye on Spider

Quaritch manhandling Spider toooo much (but at some point Spider accepts this)

Quaritch making Spider a charm when Spider shows him his anklet from Kiri

Quaritch finding a feather from Spider's arm band in his jacket sleeve and immediately beckoning Spider over so he can fix it back on

Quaritch not letting anyone help Spider apply his stripes (just him)

Just Quaritch being overly protective in every single scenario and Spider finding it suffocating at first... but somewhere along the way realising that he actually enjoys it 💙

[magictunes2244]

#good shit :)

[likeadevils]

so i have a mildly popular “reblog and put in in the tags” post going around and its. very clear how many people don’t know how to interact with a tumblr post

so, first of all, tumblr’s culture has changed a lot in the past couple years. there’s a genuine community effort to not start any drama, and ironically a lot of the current hostility is an effort to keep things calm. there’s also a change in how people interact with posts, so if you haven’t been here in a while please skip down to the tags/replies/reblog with text section.

for newcomers: you should be reblogging posts about as liberally as you would like something on twitter. if you only like stuff, people will think you are rude/a bot. you’ve probably heard people talk about “cultivating your dash,” and thats because this platform is 100% centered around your dashboard. trending matters less, unfollowing and blocking in order to shape your dash into it’s best form is widely accepted, the majority of the content you’ll find and interact with will be because of your dash, and the only way to put things on your dash is to reblog them. tumblr users are deeply distrustful of algorithms and have largely turned off the “see posts your friends have liked” function (i recommend you also turn of the various algorithms in settings → general settings → dashboard preferences).

so, once you’ve reblogged a post, there’s three ways to add content to it. the tags, replies, and reblogging with text. all of them have different connotations

the tags: an inside voice. originally they were meant for organizing your blog (and they’re still used for this), but they’ve also morphed into a way to share thoughts that aren’t funny/insightful enough for non-followers to be interested in. when in doubt, put your comment in the tags

replies: basically talking to your friends in class. your followers have no way of finding your replies (they don’t pop up on the dash, nobody gets notified except for the original poster) so chances are, only the person who made the post is gonna see your comment. it’s for quick one-offs that you’re okay with other people overhearing, but really is only made for one person. they’re like a public dm

reblog with text: an outside voice. you’re getting up on a stage in town square and entertaining people. make sure it’s funny or insightful— bottom line, add something new to the conversation. you should use this the least

general rules of thumb: 

when in doubt, reblog. people will judge you if your blog is only personal posts and you only interact with other content by liking it.  

the only things people will judge you for reblogging are personal vent posts. leave a like to give a little virtual hug

if a post is asking about your personality/opinions (i.e: tell me what’s the last tv show you watched, that kind of thing) put it in the tags 

also if you see a nice edit, gifset, or art, reblog and say something nice in the tags! it’s that nice sweet spot of common enough that no one will notice but uncommon enough to make the artist’s day

[dovewithscales]

Finally real advice for new users. This is a solid guide for how to make the transition from Twitter to Tumblr.

In particular, artists need you to reblog. A reblog helps them get seen. A like doesn’t help them at all.