there is no heart without you

if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning to horror fans, fat bitches, people with psychosis, they/thems, people who can’t drive, trans women, witches, and single dads. the rest of you... you’re on your own

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[peelingmandarins]

[the-vegan-muser]

me when I see a cat if I’m being honest

[t0bey]

started playing fe4. loving fe4

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[kcuf-ad]

They're idiots, your honor.

[cyyyk]

[leiandroid]

from bretman rock's insta story xdxddd

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[noodles-and-tea]

Me when I like my lawyers fictional

[futchlings]

How many

how many life-threatening bleeds have you staunched?

zero, tf?

The Incident.. (1)

two (2)

thiiis many (3-5)

too many (5-10)

shit aint nothin to me (11+)

my bald hands staunch no flows (see pesis)

Voting ended onJun 12

[inklett]

Some of my favorite miis ive made

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[ei98]

hummy is my favorite fairy ever!!! i drew her a human/cure design 💚 assigned green to avoid overlap with kanade

[pusheen]

[handsomekakigori]

HANG ON, SAP-O-TRON 3000! SHE’S COMING!!

[taxevasiondoflamingo]

ichigo realizes something about himself