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https://archiveofourown.org/users/wellthisiswhatido/works Captain of the Payneland, the ghostiest of ships 👻🚢 header by emi-the-gremlin 🫶

[hrsocials]

.one hundred and eight. stan time.

[runraerun]

This but make it domestic Spirk:

[eldar-of-zemlya]

Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD

✨ Full size on AO3 ✨

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[nitewrighter]

Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

"You've got a problem with Andrew?"

[notebooks-and-laptops]

[lenascer]

I'm still at the restaurant

[looneytooneybastard]

Masking is like drag but not even remotely fun

[sartorialadventure]

Caraco and petticoat, ca. 1789, Cotton, embroidered with grape vines, Palais Galliera, Musee de la Mode de la Ville de Paris

[rachfic222]

something i don't see talked about a lot but always makes me emotional on re-reads of tlg is the fact that even after shane is unwillingly outed to the world, and as a direct result:

unjustly suspended from his job

condemned by one of his best friends

condemned by his teammates

dissected by the media

threatened by the commissioner

accused of cheating at the sport he has dedicated his whole life to; and

raked over the coals for a true accident

he STILL goes to watch ilya play

without question or concern, he sits in the audience to watch ilya in round 2 alongside the team that just kicked him out of the playoffs and caused tripgate

he spends tlg in debilitating fear over the possibility of someone figuring them out and goes to such extreme lengths to keep that from happening that he doesn't even have a photograph to show for an 11-year relationship

but still, ilya mentions he can get tickets for shane and his parents to come see him play and shane doesn't spend a second worrying it may fuel rumours, bring unwanted attention to his relationship, put him in a generally uncomfortable position - he actually brightens at the suggestion and then happily sits in the audience to cheer ilya on 😭

[florientius]

after their coming out, #myilya is living his best and simultaneously worst life. everyone is congratulating him, telling him that pulling hollander is a masterclass in finesse. everyone is a 100% understanding and standing behind him in his "decision". the progressive kind of players all say the same thing: everyone is a bit gay for hollander. or better yet: if i could, i would. hes not wrong for locking hollander down.

and ilya is first and foremost happy that everyone loves shane. and secondly, he is jelous that everyone loves shane. he wants to fight them all. he would fight god for him. apparently everyone finds his man hot. oh yay... oh nay.

it even becomes a meme! wags start it by doing a fuck marry kill thingy on tiktok or ig, and at first its the boston wags with "marry ilya 🥰, FUCK HOLLANDER (for taking him from us) 🤬, kill hunter 🥰" but then it escalates to "marry connors 😍, FUCK HOLLANDER (shouting with full chest) 🥵, kill pike 😇"

and after a bunch of wags did this, the players themselves have to do it for their teams social media team. and they are all "i guess fuck hollander... holy shit he has the goods (ass) 🥵" or "yeah, fuck hollander! its unfair that rozanov has took him off the market literally the second he hit it. 🥴 everybody wants a piece of that"

meanwhile #myshane gets messages like "HIM!?" "serously, hIMM?!" "what am i missing?" "give me a chance, i can be so much better than rozanov" "what do you see in him?"

and shane is FUMING. his baby is the most kindest, sweetest and cutest man ever, and he is always so attentive and just genuinely a good person. and ilya is fucking hot. shane has to clench his teeth so hard every times this comes up, and ilya had to confiscate shanes phone when he wanted to post "why are all these clowns messaging me, when i have my prince charming? please get help or delete my number" or some shit like that. he is seconds away from a joker type of crash out.

[moonlightsonatah]

hang it in the louvre

pt 46/?

[lavenderprose]

Shane Hollander, ten minutes after winning a Stanley Cup, actively being celebrated by his team, soaked in champagne and hornier than he’s ever been in his entire life: I need to text him. I need to text my no strings attached fuckbuddy arch-rival. This reveals nothing deeper about myself. This is just the best moment of my life and I would like to share it with the man whose dick I suck four times a year and who I have no feelings for whatsoever. The only thing that could make this night better is Ilya Rozanov inside me on the day I won a Stanley Cup (Who said that?) but I’m NORMAL and actually I HATE HIM and it means nothing that the only thing I want to do after winning the Stanley Cup is touch Ilya Rozanov’s dick (Who SAID that?) But he’s in FUCKASS BOSTON so instead of celebrating with my team or meeting a hookup to go home with because I just WON A STANLEY CUP I am going to text Ilya. Do you think he’ll sext me (WHO SAID THAT??) I deserve it. I won a Stanley Cup.

[averagesquire]

the first time shane hears about that numbing throat spray he's scandalized because what the mean you're cheating at blowjobs. those are literally performance enhancing drugs i had to WORK to get my skills and you think you can just spray your throat and get the same result??? Ref bench this guy for the season !!

[paperdollinsane]

oh they were just meant to be Hollanov

[scunthotter]

Inside Shane's head: orgasm ✅️, time for pillow talk, what is the most emotionally devastating question i can ask my casual situationship today?

[memyselfandi13531]

look i love ilya putting shane in lingerie as much as the next guy but what we must remember is that canon ilya is fantasizing about shane in fucking old man pajamas, which in my opinion is a much better and funnier option. give me ilya buying shane an expensive pajama set and being like "put in on.... for me ;)" and shane just being so confused

[samehere-onlyone]

Maybe from the first time I saw you.

[1five1two]

[decadent-hag]

[bitchass97]

I need everyone to STICK WITH ME ON THIS ONE

In an alternate universe:

Ilya Rozanov: Marley I have something really important to tell you. I have hidden a secret about myself for a long time. You are one of my closest friends, and I hope that knowing this doesn’t change anything…I’m bisexual

Cliff Marlow: (visibly confused) yeah…I know that???

Ilya: what? How did you know???

Marlow: Dude you don’t exactly hide it

Ilya: What are you talking about????

Marlow: yeah dude you speak Russian all the time. You have an accent. It’s not that crazy

Ilya:…

Marlow:…

Ilya:…

Marlow:…

Ilya: THAT IS BILINGUAL YOU IDIOT-