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this just occurred to me but i think while shane’s safe space is on ilya’s crotch ilya’s safe space is shane’s chest. for no reason at all. except at tampa the first time he ever cried in front of shane he was safely tucked in shane’s chest. the first time he said i love you he cried and laid on shane’s chest while shane ran his fingers through his hair.

so now when ilya feels clingy or sad or tired he crawls into shane’s chest and nuzzle between his pecs and shane’s hands fly up automatically to scratch his scalp and it’s the safest, warmest place he could ever be

ilyasmole

*shane and ilya hugging, very early relationship days, prob at the cottage*

shane: squeeze me

ilya: what

shane: just. squeeze me. really tight.

ilya: *squeezes*

shane: tighter than that, come on

ilya: *squeezing a little harder* better?

shane: no. like. seriously, use all your strength.

ilya: i could hurt you, no?

shane: you won't, i promise. please just. tighter.

ilya: *squeezes shane as tight as he possibly can, grimacing a bit as he does it*

shane, groaning: thank fuck. do you have any idea how long i've waited to have someone strong enough to do this for me who isn't my dad

parcai

sometimes i think about how ilya is probably the first person in shane's life who gets actively excited when shane fails at things

not hockey obviously. normal things: burning dinner. getting lost. assembling furniture wrong. accidentally killing a plant

because everyone else spent his entire life treating competence like the most important thing about him. every achievement became evidence. every success became expectation

and ilya just thinks it's adorable. he's delighted by every proof that shane is, at his core, some guy, some guy who loves him more than anything else. and i think that's secretly healing for him in ways he never fully understands

kriosv

gloryhollanovjah

The forehead kiss was too sweet for that point in the story, but they couldn’t help it. The stairwell kiss was too tender for that point in the story, but they couldn’t help it. They weren’t supposed to be so soft with each other yet, but they couldn’t help it. It all bled through anyway. There was too much there. They couldn’t help it. Oh my god.

gaysie

We heard what you said about bearding… it wasn’t cool

gaygoatshane

just remembered how scared hudson was at overheating at the met gala

assiraphales

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

assiraphales

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

vvivacious101

The Long Game l Heated Rivalry S01E01 - Rookies

I call upon these persons here present to witness that I, Ilya Rozanov, do take you, Shane Hollander, to be my lawful wedded husband.

shrekhollander

Shane gets to their kitchen, Ilya was cooking.

Their first kid: Daddy look! Papa made us Scotty nuggets.

Their second kid: *shows Shane a dino nugget very excited* 🦖

boginyagroz

the first time ilya takes shane to the club after they get married, he shaves beforehand, puts on a tight black tank top and sprays himself with his fuckboy cologne from the hookup era. shane is already horny for him even before they leave the house — crucially, he loves fuckboy ilya, because come on, he’s been fucking this man for years when he looked exactly like this.

at the club, ilya buys out the entire dj set to only play 2010s club anthems all night long. he wants to give shane the ultimate 2010s clubbing experience he never had, but also make up for all those nights ilya had to spend dancing and making out with strangers and not the one person he wanted. but now he gets to do all this with his husband! who is delightfully hard for him by the way, because shane finds sleazy club slut ilya absolutely irresistible. ilya is gripping his hips, grinding against him, licking his neck and whispering the dirtiest filth into his ear, and shane gets dizzying butterflies he imagines all those girls got back then. and he isn’t even retroactively jealous, because now his ring is on ilya’s finger, and oh god, he gets to be taken home by ilya rozanov! he gets to have all his attention now and get railed stupid by him later!! in their shared home!!! shane is living his dream life, and ilya is right there with him.

cuppydogshane

if your tumblr experience of heatriv is people arguing about hudson and connor and whos better and saying that queer men donnt have a place here you are following bad people and you shoupd change that.

gaygoatshane

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

eldritchazure

fuuuckwhoknows

I love the idea of Shane’s chirps just being observations.

It started when he was a kid and he was trying to help everyone get better at hockey including the opposing teams players, he would say something like “your stick grip is weak” or “you’re slow on your right” (idk i don’t know hockey very well ESPECIALLY little kid hockey) but he says it totally deadpan because little Shanebug doesn’t understand tone yet.

This makes the other teams so mad! They try and fight him constantly! Little bitty baby hockey fights and then Yuna sits him down in middle school after the first fight that he actually gets hurt (black eye and bloody lip) and asks him what he is saying to make everyone fight him?

“Nothing mean I swear mom!!! I’m trying to be nice and help correct their form”

And suddenly Yuna gets it and explains to Shane that not everyone but especially not the opposing team likes to have their flaws pointed out to them even if it’s coming from a good place and how that could be seen as chirping.

So he stops for a while, then his coach for world juniors tells him to try and piss off Rozanov enough that they can draw a penalty. So Shane does what he does best and points out a flaw at each face off. Jokes on him though because Ilya is actively changing those things and getting better every face off because he is taking it for what it is, advice.

Which pisses Shane off, he thinks his chirping tactic won’t work now that he is older. So he points out at his first scrimmage at practice in Montreal that the center who has been there for years (who he is probably replacing) is favoring his left side is staying too far left to compensate (again I don’t know hockey so I am trying to translate things I know about soccer lol)

And the center loses it on him! Immediately yelling about the lack of respect and how a rookie makes it to the MLH and thinks they are hot shit.

So Shane realizes his chirping DOES work just not on rozanov and becomes a menace he studies game tape specifically to find holes in his opponents game and pre prepares chirps and it fucking works because all these men are so far up their own asses that they just get mad instead of using the advice.

Idk I just needed Shane Chirping but in a very Shane way. Like he really just wants to play hockey but chirping is part of hockey so he studies chirping but doesn’t want to do any of the “classic” chirps (your mom! Your wife! Your girlfriend! You’re gay! Type of stuff) so he invents his own chirps out of his amazing mind