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30s, she/her. probably cursed content idk. went to update this description but i got nothin. brineslimetime is my artblog.

[feather--fall]

rubs my small blog up against yours

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[biblical-figures]

[biblical-figures]

This just gave me a great idea thanks

[biblical-figures]

[mallowbirb]

When a friend is like "yeah lets catch up" and then tacks on at the very end "oh yeah got a bit of a sore throat....." like... dude...

no....

[toesuckler]

im autistic but i love eating blueberries cause im a gambling addict

[crazysodomite]

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

[spacefucksmeup]

this is what happens when you ban normal porn

[what-is-this-car]

These cars are (left) a 2000-2006 (GMT800) Chevrolet Suburban

See: light shape, lack of bumper dip a la same gen Silverado

and (right) a 1995-1999 Subaru Outback

See: light and grill shape, bumper molding

- @ldub0775, outback identified by @brick-enthusiast

[rolameny]

the belief i have in my ability to carry any amount of stuff home if i am equipped with my backpack and two reusable totes is hubristic to a degree that the achaeans fighting at troy could only have dreamed of

[dogpuppy]

My four year old at 5am: “here is our strange new friend 🥰, he has one eye ☝️, no mouth 🚫, he’s REALLY big!! 🥳, he lays eggs 😳, for the children 😁.”

[crystalizedbloodd]

This freaked me out because that sounds similar to a creature that I've had hallucinations/visions for as long as I can remember

Artistic rendition:

[dogpuppy]

Hey thanks! Fuck you! I don’t want to think of that shit in my house! Laying eggs and shit all over the place!!!

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[squeakitties]

”can mutuals dm” mutuals can harvest me for materials

[real3dsfacts]

feed your 3ds 2974957937 pirated games for a balanced diet

[rcktpwr]

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

[rcktpwr]

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

[stealingpotatoes]

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

[molabuddy]

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

[venirush]

Look what I own now for a crisp 5$

[venirush]

[felixfeliccis]

Preach I guess

[felixfeliccis]

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

[fatsexybitch]

[nick-nonya]