mandythenerdfighter

On semi-hiatus until I finish my masters thesis. Hi! Welcome to my blog. Thanks for stopping by! Feel free to message me about anything, I'd love to chat! Fair warning: this is not a spoiler-free blog. I do tag almost everything I post, but if there's anything you would like me to tag (spoilers or anything else), just let me know! I'll happily do so. Currently watching: who knows, trying to write my masters thesis Currently playing: Octopath Traveler, Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu

[valtsv]

“high INT low WIS” is probably the most accurate description of most college students

[valtsv]

you can’t truly appreciate the phrase “first impressions are always unreliable” until you’ve watched a group of PhD chemistry students pour caffeine powder into their energy drinks to give them an “extra boost” before their next class

[mamoru]

edward elric is so edgy and so pained and so hostile all the time and everyone buys it because he lost his family and some of his limbs and meanwhile al is in the corner having lost his entire body giggling to himself because he fit 3 whole cats in his stomach and nobody caught him yet

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[cinema-styles]

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[moonbeamdagger]

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

[ziryuu]

[squeeful]

[cosmictuesdays]

“You can’t argue with them like a regular person … you have to out-conspiracy theory them.”

[prolificpencomics]

“helium”

[theinfiknight]

We’re running out of helium?????

[rubykgrant]

Helium is like the second most common element in our universe, but most of it is on THE SUN or just bleeding from our atmosphere into space, on Earth our helium is from the radioactive decay of uranium metals, it is often recovered from old mines, and we use helium for TONS of stuff all the time, plus we can’t really “manufacture” it

[theinfiknight]

WAIT SO WE’RE ACTUALLY RUNNING OUT OF HELIUM WHAT THE FUCK

[theinfiknight]

[alpine-langblr]

[refuzz]

The clock: 10:33 AM

My ADHD ass: Shit. It’s almost 11 AM. Which means it’s almost 12 PM. Which means it’s practically 3:00 in the afternoon. Where has the day gone??? Guess nothing got done today……

[sumrsgirl]

Since I’m not seeing her name nearly enough on the press, let’s give the attention Katie Bouman deserves. Thanks to her, we are now possible to see the first ever image of a black hole, something that people talked 200 years ago for the first time. It’s no longer a myth. We are girls and we can be whatever we want to be. Einstein would be proud of you, Katie. Thank you!

Here you can see a huge stack of hard drives she used for Messier 87’s black hole image data.

[badjokesbyjeff]

[averagefairy]

ok can we agree that the WORST feeling is when you’re just sitting around consciously procrastinating and you’re just overly aware that each second that passes is more time wasted and you like watch hours pass and you’re STILL procrastinating and you CANT STOP and your panicked brain is trapped inside a body that refuses to be productive and inside you’re screaming but outwardly you’re just eating chips 

[mashed-taytoes]

[lettingthewaterholdmedown-deact]

This is exactly what I needed today. You must turn on the sound.

[riibrego]

order up!! 🍔✨

[memories]

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #holy crap twice a day.

[memories]

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 07/22/2012 5:45:19 PM, it’s that #donald trump takes up too much of my time.