#extradirty
ellievsbear
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Cosmic Funnies
Keni
izzy's playlists!
todays bird
Today's Document
pixel skylines
roma★
ojovivo
Janaina Medeiros
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JVL
shark vs the universe
EXPECTATIONS
Game of Thrones Daily
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@manicpixiedingdong
Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man
reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties
if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…
ugh… my head…
well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.
USE THE WASD KEYS TO MOVE AROUND
I need to get into mobile game development so I can make puzzle games for middle aged moms. those women deserve better than predatory energy systems and weird fetish ads every 3 seconds. I could be the one to give them something better. I could give them a candy crush clone with SOUL.
"I fucked your mom" - weak, meaningless
"I made the match 3 app that turned your mom into an ipad baby" - brutal, devastating
Cop pulled over a Tesla
The hungry lion is evil for eating the deer
The deer is evil for being weak
They are both evil for being alive
i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
some of you in the notes.. i would say read the room but you didn't even read. the post
I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message
Just learned about recency bias, coolest thing ive ever learned about lol
electric boogaloo
Closed top. He’s learning.
flaming moe's
serial experiments soprano
i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless.
children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream
ocean.com/fish
ocean.com/fish/careers
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Harvesting my wheat
Hehehehehe
Can I fucking help you?
I am always thinking about every line of dialogue in the first 50 seconds of Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.
HELLO?
Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!
The Goblet Nearest You
The Goblet Nearest Me
This is genuinely the funniest thing that could’ve happened considering how the actual scene plays out holy shit
