Man Phat

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[shadowiie]

[hustlerose]

i'm not arguing with a microwaveboy.

[unofficial-horse-extract]

Microwave boyfriend when you spoon: ⚡️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥🔥 🔥 ⚡️ 🔥 🔥⚡️🎇🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🧯🔥🔥🔥🔥🚒 🚒

[divineoil]

:)

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[retrogamingblog2]

[filipinoprincefili]

[mousidy]

me and my girlfriend took turns passing this back and forth going woohoo yeah woohoo

[melynnwaters]

woohoo yeah woohoo !

[mousidy]

wohoo yea woohou!

[melynnwaters]

wooo yeah woohoo!

[mousidy]

weehaha! weehee! yeah!

[melynnwaters]

woooo! alright! woohoo yeah!

[toastbutteregg]

[magescythe]

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

[icarus-suraki]

May I add?

Touching someone’s face with the back of your hand to see if they have a fever

Stopping to watch animals moving in groups (geese, fish, horses, butterflies, bees)

Helping an elderly person to walk or sit

[xactodreams]

telling stories around a fire

huddling together for warmth when it’s cold

marveling at sunlight through leaves

wonderment at the brightness of a full moon

bringing food to sick or grieving families

[charmirthir]

[snugglebearinc]

[naamahdarling]

I’m losing my fucking mind.

[kittykat8311]

oh my god

[cryptid-sighting]

my favorite part is that the guys just go along with it in spite of confusion/misgivings because they don’t want to miss out on stickers.

[signherepleased]

My favorite post

[merinnan]

[Image caption: A pair of tweets, followed by nine 4chan comments.

Tweet 1: I’m laughing my ass off at this kindergarten teacher using the same tactics on grown ass men to teach them to shower and learn how to cook and be spontaneous and self reliant and not a single person on 4chan could figure that out.

Tweet 2: So apparently the bar for GMs has just been raised by a lot.

4chan comment 1: Playing with female DM.

She places ‘great work’ and ‘well done’ stickers on character sheets of players she thinks did a good job that session.

Literally what does she mean by this?

4chan comment 2: Not wanting ‘great work’ stickers.

Pleb.

4chan comment 3: “Anon! It’s not nice for you to use autistic as an insult! I’m really disappointed in you. I have to take away one of your gold stars for that.”

4chan comment 4: We used to have a DM but he got tired of DMing so we tried out this ad one of us found on a flyer and met her at the library. At first we played at one guy’s dorm but she didn’t like that because it was messy and we usually wouldn’t bother showering sometimes or dressing well because we didn’t care but now we play at her place and she says we have to smell good and be well dressed before she lets us inside. It’s a bit annoying sometimes but she calls us handsome when we do and I don’t hear that very often.

4chan comment 5: Because it’s not just that. I like her as a DM but sometimes she’ll do really embarrassing things like hold a karaoke contest in game and then play songs from Grease and make us all sing.

4chan comment 6: I don’t know what she does for work and she gives out stickers for good roleplaying, clever tactics, and letting everyone do something. Everyone gets at least 1 sticker a session though. And no she hasn’t said anything about the other stickers except that she’s saving them.

4chan comment 7: How the fuck do you not know what your DM works as?

4chan comment 8: I haven’t asked her. One guy tried to once but we’re not supposed to talk about non game related stuff when we’re playing and she jokingly threatened to take away one of his stickers but she’s never done that before so we knew she was actually being serious.

4chan comment 9: At the start she always cooked something but then she offered an extra sticker if we’d do it and gave us some printed laminated recipe sheets so we take it in turns to bring food now.]

[rent-my-own-ass]

I love this every time I see it.

[valtsv]

the days leading up to your period will make you think you're under some sort of curse that's draining the life from your body and then well that does kind of turn out to be the case

[keow]

This is probably my favorite image of all time I first saw it years ago and it has stuck in my head since then. The only vibes I’ll ever need

[treasuresfortheeyes]

This has the same cuteness overload vibes as this:

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

me checking the bottoms of very expensive ceramic plant pots for drainage

[grizzlyadventures]

Sigourney Weaver to a bunch of children in the desert

[whitepeopletwitter]

Oh my jod

[chillyfeetsteak]

I’m never leaving this website

[psyduckscience]

The Holy Spirit making its visit to Mary

[satyriconmp3]

[mrfylke2001]

[mctreeleth]

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

[razzleberryjam]

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

[official-lucifers-child]

are y’all okay

[thatqueerchoirkid]

no

[theweirdwideweb]

[boombnuy]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

learned the interesting but frankly horrifying fact today that, since army ants don’t have permanent nests, their queen has to travel around with them, but she’s still basically just a reproductive factory and doesn’t have any eyes so the regular ants have to lead her around like some kind of WH40K siege monster

[girlballs-archive]

kind of a milf. reblog

[celestial-naiad]

Ratatouille ants