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kianamaiart

pretty pretty please i don’t want to be a tomodachi

sparklebog

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

sparklebog

It's scary to think about babies in an emergency but I guess it's a crazy world out there

Emergency baby

fuckblast

[Francisco de Goya]

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

maryoliveoil

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

molabuddy

drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

molabuddy

alt version of the last panel stop throwing rocks at me please /silly

rosenkranz-isnt-dead

you guys only watch stuff on streaming services?? you don't know about piracy?? this is shameful. grow up

rosenkranz-isnt-dead

sorry this is just so baffling to me. so if a show is on like. Huba or Bubba or whatever streaming services you guys have, you'll never watch it because you aren't subscribed to this particular service? wow. couldn't be me

rosenkranz-isnt-dead

what porny ads? adblock is literally free on firefox

randumbkatt

the angels have come for your gluttony

bunkey

youre not supposed to be in here

yamuluv

UT human!tenna and mettaton au where tenna was mettaton's human inspiration and they finally meet....

big credit to @paintedhen !!!!!

jeffgerstmann

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

marsixm

thanks!

the-muppet-joker

This is what many people do not understand when I am accused of beastiality for having sexual intercourse with Kermit the Frog. Yes he is a frog, but he has a soul and is baptized within the Catholic Church (note baptized, not "saved." Protestants DNI!) so there is nothing sinful about our relations. Kermit is not an animal- the only thing animalistic about our sex life is the passion and ferver with which he sucks me through my Joker Pants!

the-muppet-joker

The song "Good Luck Babe" makes me so sad because I picture a horrible world in which Batjokes is canon. Kermit would be crying that Joker picked the stupid Bat over him, denying his Muppet Love.