lost is still not found

Call me Jordan or Lost || Bi || LGBTQ+ || Nonbinary || they/xe/ai/per || Also found at @tang0w0tek || PFP from Genshin Impact || bdouble0w0.carrd.co

[marechaussee-phantom]

NEW PINNED POST

I am @marechaussee-phantom aka bdouble0w0 aka lost-is-not-found aka lostinnit_ (these have all been my past users, feel free to steal XD)

bdouble0w0.carrd.co

hermitcraft | empires smp | my little pony | genshin impact | honkai star rail | sanders sides | etc

NAME: Jordan or Lost

ALT: @tang0w0tek

PRONOUNS: they/xe/ai/per/fin

HOW TO USE: they/them, xe/xem/xyr/xyrs/xemself, ai/ain/aire/aires/ainself, per/per/pers/pers/perself

AGE: 21

AO3: FoundNotLost14

Will edit with more!

[tang0w0tek]

I'M SORRY WHAT

[marechaussee-phantom]

SCREAMING

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

and congratulations to phannies for winning the war on rpf on the side of the rpf

[marechaussee-phantom]

THE FUCK THE FUCK THE FUCK

[aratribow]

Jing yuan is the kind of parent who is overtly invested in their kid's interests and thus yanqing is his gen z encyclopedia

[lobotomycas]

*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

[lobotomycas]

god is real

[lesbianpwnieswithweapons]

Everyone who reblogged this is a moth

[st4rboyloser]

it’s just so pretty

[dry-gold]

Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

[astercrash]

Goblins and hobbits both make their homes underground

[cool-bacon-dude]

Funniest answer for why gandalf didnt use eagles to carry the hobbits to mordor

[drifting-blue]

wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

[arwaiel]

Thriving on low hp ladies of Teyvat

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i'll acknowledge it

[moonzycat]

It’s a bones kind of day ☠️ Hashtag Boner Monday 🙏🖤🕷️

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

[moonzycat]

It’s your bones next gay boy 🖕🖕

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

[rashiart]

concert

[arwaiel]

Covers for 空・萤's side zines 🌟

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Petition for a comic that’s just the Joker vs. a bunch of frighteningly competent normal arse clowns who have gone temporarily vigilante for the sole purpose of taking the Joker down for his repeated violations of the clown code.

[possibly-the-antichrist-deactiv]

since i doubt the joker ever copyrighted his makeup with a clown egg, they’re all wearing his ‘face’ 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“What are you so mad about, Joker? We’re technically not in costume; it’s not like this is a clown’s face. Show us a clown with this and we’ll respect his use of it.”

[sigiledpaladin]

Please someone mock up a page of Joker running terrified through a hallway, as a dozen clowns chase him, all chanting “SHOW US YOUR EGG”  and Batman just watching from security monitors like “Huh. Thats new.”

[chainsxwsmile-personal]

Ask and you shall receive

[sweaterkittensahoy]

All of this is the best but I think my favorite thing is that I understood “clown egg” without question. 

(For anyone who is confused, here is a super fun article about it from the Smithsonian, including photos of a eggs!)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why is this post coming back, I thought it had died. I don’t even care about the Joker. I blame @chainsxwsmile-personal ‘s comic for continually bringing this back into my notes.

[venerabledreadnought]

The Joker: ahahaaa Batman, it seems you caght me. Only not quite. You see I left a few party favors dotted throughout the city that I’m sure you’ll have a BLAST finding eheehaahaa-

*a car can engine can be heard outside the Joker’s lair shutting off followed by several car doors slamming*

*a very silly horn honks twice*

The Joker: *has gone very still, smile completely gone. He is noticable sweaty*okay. Scheme’s done. The bombs are at Fifth and Park. Scheme’s done, I’m going home.

*the joker walks quickly away. A series of muffled squeaks and honks can be heard in the distance. The joker walks faster.*

[noyuillust]

doodle

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Forgot to update here! I'm still working on a comic and sometimes post wips and doodles on Bluesky.

[anti-terf-posts]

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

[ashen-vulture]

we should consider that your mum is correct

[anti-terf-posts]

there's been a couple of people who agreed that it should catch on and become a word, so maybe you're right 🤔

[viscerawizard]

just scrumbled past this

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Been scrumbling for a while. Glad I saw this.

[anti-terf-posts]

the reblog to like ratio is actually quite impressive on this one. I've never seen one quite this even on a post with this many notes TT

[tang0w0tek]

[SPOILERS FOR HONKAI: STAR RAIL 3.2 MAIN QUEST]

DAMN ONION NINJAS GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[marechaussee-phantom]

literally help me they are everywhere ;-;

(please talk to me I am NOT NORMAL about this scene)