this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it
todays bird
we're not kids anymore.
Cosmic Funnies

@theartofmadeline
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Today's Document
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if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
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styofa doing anything

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Jules of Nature
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@margii-ontherocks
this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.
Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)
Bad Bunny - Super Bowl LX Halftime Show (February 8th, 2026)
The crowcast for 2026 says six for gold. May we all find wealth in the coming year, or at least financial security.
Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!
Need me some luck
happy holidays everyone!!!!!!! heres santa godzilla
Hot take: we should also not be torturing incarcerated people with disgusting-on-purpose food, because they are human beings.
The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!
Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao
I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this
This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
This is who won the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn
This is who just became the official mayor of NYC rn
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
This is the rare money moomin . Reblog and money will come your way !
rahemuumi auta
tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7
Someone on Amtrak’s social media team deserves a raise like N O W. 😂
I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.
I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.
ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.
British badger: jovial fellow, eats toast and jam. Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs. Agricultural nuisance.
American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine. Very defensive. Fuck immediately off.
Bonus African badger: Silverback gorilla of mustelids. Should be a cryptid. Bro, don’t even. You are nothing to him.
an extremely good post addition
Opposum (US)
gets a bad rap
eats A LOT of ticks
“plays dead”
cute
VS
Possum (AUS)
cute but Australian
@rosewind2007 Ah! Our discussion topic!
Bonus mention of @boppinrobin !
Porcupine (North America)
Looks soft, isn’t
Quills are thin and flexible like hairs
Can climb trees
Perpetual bedhead
Smelly
Porcupine (Africa)
Does not look even remotely soft
Very long, stiff quills, especially on its back half
Can rattle hollow quills in its tail as a threat
Cannot climb trees
Will ram you ass-first to stab you if it’s mad
Porcupine (South/Central America)
Prehensile tail like a monkey
Short, thick quills
Snout looks like a marshmallow
Can hang from tree branches by its tail
Makes the cutest sounds in the world
Awwwww what an adorable addition!
@mildlybizarrecorvid thus seen like the knowledge you may enjoy
I honestly didn’t know there were non-African porcupines, I’d only seen the African ones
I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl
And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan
naming my daughter Rum &
hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me
Rum & The Eyeless One
It's so nice to see black men be vulnerable and fun.