hello there.

Margarita (she/her). 33.

[moon-covey]

[faebirdie]

this is funnier the earlier in march you reblog it

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[icantbearsedtothinkofone]

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

[dduane]

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

[doinggreat]

Bad Bunny - Super Bowl LX Halftime Show (February 8th, 2026)

[kittydesade]

The crowcast for 2026 says six for gold. May we all find wealth in the coming year, or at least financial security.

[toastgull]

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

[itscrazycasey]

Need me some luck

[shamebats]

[bobacupcake]

happy holidays everyone!!!!!!! heres santa godzilla

[mysharona1987]

[moniquill]

Hot take: we should also not be torturing incarcerated people with disgusting-on-purpose food, because they are human beings.

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this 

[amvs]

This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

[amvs]

This is who won the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

[whimsicalfairytales]

This is who just became the official mayor of NYC rn

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

🎉

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[kotomikamillentee]

This is the rare money moomin . Reblog and money will come your way !

[varahai]

rahemuumi auta

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 7

[shutyourmoustache]

Someone on Amtrak’s social media team deserves a raise like N O W. 😂

[elodieunderglass]

I felt like I needed to clarify some things before we could continue any more conversations on this godforsaken website.

I’m very proud of the European Robin, I think I really captured it.

[burningmanonacid-deactivated202]

ALSO A DADDY LONG LEGS is different in the UK vs USA. I learned that by arguing with some Brits because they said there was a daddy long legs on the wall, i looked and only saw an insect, argued with them all for 45 minutes until we all looked it up and saw that we were both correct.

[sighinastorm]

British badger:  jovial fellow, eats toast and jam.  Might invite you in for a cuppa with the Mrs.  Agricultural nuisance.

American badger: pallas cat of a wolverine.  Very defensive.  Fuck immediately off. 

Bonus African badger:  Silverback gorilla of mustelids.  Should be a cryptid.  Bro, don’t even.  You are nothing to him.

[elodieunderglass]

an extremely good post addition

[princeofbadassery]

Opposum (US)

gets a bad rap

eats A LOT of ticks

“plays dead”

cute

VS

Possum (AUS)

cute but Australian

[gamebird]

@rosewind2007 Ah! Our discussion topic!

Bonus mention of @boppinrobin !

[transcyberism]

Porcupine (North America)

Looks soft, isn’t

Quills are thin and flexible like hairs

Can climb trees

Perpetual bedhead

Smelly

Porcupine (Africa)

Does not look even remotely soft

Very long, stiff quills, especially on its back half

Can rattle hollow quills in its tail as a threat

Cannot climb trees

Will ram you ass-first to stab you if it’s mad

Porcupine (South/Central America)

Prehensile tail like a monkey

Short, thick quills

Snout looks like a marshmallow

Can hang from tree branches by its tail

Makes the cutest sounds in the world

[elodieunderglass]

Awwwww what an adorable addition!

[dungeonlv1]

@mildlybizarrecorvid thus seen like the knowledge you may enjoy

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

I honestly didn’t know there were non-African porcupines, I’d only seen the African ones

[reslake]

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

[reslake]

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

[whats-a-bear]

naming my daughter Rum &

hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me

[effemimaniac]

Rum & The Eyeless One

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

It's so nice to see black men be vulnerable and fun.