Mari-mind your business, mortal

I am a wyrm.

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[i-am-a-fish]

it's warm so I've been doing this activity called sitting in front of a fan

[im-just-crazy-not-sad]

Alright Tumblr

Sure

[i-am-a-fish]

war with the overly zealous sun

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[lilysaus-reblogs]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

[monster-bugs]

They hated on her but she was onto something

[teaboot]

SWEET CHRIST I FUCKED UP

[teaboot]

I WAS DOUNG A DEEP CLEAM OF MY KITCHEG

I FOUND A FRUIT JUICEER IN BRAND FUCKING NEW CONDOTIOJN FRO A PREVIOYS TENANT

Thought "Oh wicked I'll make soup"

NEVER USED ONE BEFORE

ONION JUIVE IN MY EYES

ONION JUICS SVERYWHERE

[teaboot]

I TWARGASSED MYSELF ADN MY BOY

[innerchildabortionclinic]

forgot to mention this little girl pretended a toy was an ipad today. like she was playing pretend ipad. she talked about imaginary apps and said "i'm showing you a video" lnfjfdhdhdf

[j4killa]

People are asking if i moved on from neteyam and rotxo's death when i still havent moved on from their death💔

[pandoraslxna]

a match made in the deepest pit of hell

[he-wears-fine-things-well]

Jake is a whore because he betrayed his entire species for some hot aliens after knowing them for three months. Quaritch is a bigger whore because he did it in three minutes

[kcokaine]

[ratty-writer]

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[byjove]

So exhausting how the mainstream American news media will be like “Resurfaced tweet shows this progressive Democratic candidate tweeted ‘shut up cunt’ in response to a Nazi when they were 17 years old. This troubling misogyny and censorship shows the hypocrisy and inconsistency of the Democratic Party.” while the Republican candidate has called for Iran to be nuked off the face of the planet, groped multiple woman, been photographed snorting coke off a 19 year old exotic dancer’s breast while his pregnant wife was in the hospital and plainly stated he is racist. Like, why are we doing this? (I know why.) Why aren’t we talking about who is funding these people and what their positions on the issues are?

[sandboxthinking]

This reminds me of an interview I saw with someone (it may have been Abdul El-Sayed) where the Fox News correspondent was like, "How many kids are you ok with immigrants abusing?" And the interviewee responded by asking why they were ok with having a pedophile in office and started asking questions about the Epstein files. The Fox News correspondent tried to immediately shut down the interview.

[byjove]

I truly hate how they always go to “But immigrants are a danger to our women and children!” when that is not the case statistically and they obviously do not care about the safety of women and children because they keep putting pedophiles and rapists in office. Why are you pearl clutching and moral grandstanding about hypothetical crimes committed by immigrants and doing fuck all to deal with our own homegrown domestic abusers, child predators and sex pests? Oh right, the racism.

They use the same tactics towards trans people. It’s all they’ve got. It’s not based in reality but it is based in moral outrage, the same moral outrage they do not feel when pastors, businessman and politicians are in the news for grooming and raping teenagers.

[diosapate]

looking at your phone is always one of these two experiences

[prokopetz]

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

[eternally-conflicted]

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender