B: Okay. So I just heard about the Paldean League.
A: No. You heard about it like 3 years ago but you don't shut up about it.
B: Okay, yeah, but this is the first time I'm posting about it. So if I may?
A: Yeah, no, fine, go off. ✋😒🤚
B: Thank you. Anyways. The Paldean League. It's a joke, right? Like. There's no way that's how they're running things. Like, the league is basically part of the government, right? and they've got a little 5 year old as part of their elite 4? Are there like, legal documents signed in crayon? is that even legally binding?
B: And this Geeta lady. She's got her fingers in too many maladadas. She's apparently head of the only school in the region (where they teach trainers), she's the head of the Pokemon league, AND she's their "Champion of Champions" or whatever. Like, I did some digging and. When a champion loses they're supposed to hand over the title, right?
B: Yeah. And this lady, who has gone on record officially and says she's "incapable of holding back" lost to some kid, twice, publicly? How is she still Champion? Is it because she's in charge of the league? or the school? Hell, does this lady just run the country? Is that why she gets away with it?
B: Look, the only times I can think of I've heard of people wielding that kinda power? Lusamine and that one Ghestis guy back in Unova. And they were Both total sleezebag world-domination types!
A: Don't forget that whole Rocket nonsense we heard about from the Indigo regions.
B: RIGHT! Them too! All I'm saying is this Geeta lady is super sus and things aren't adding up. Watch, I bet she's involved in some kind of doomsday plot in Paldea that just never got televised because she's in charge of everything. Just watch!
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