No, I don't think you understand, I'm obsessed with them! ✨✨
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Not today Justin
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Peter Solarz
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Xuebing Du

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hello vonnie
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
we're not kids anymore.

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@marsinwords
No, I don't think you understand, I'm obsessed with them! ✨✨
is jake gyllenhaal gay??
why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this
happy pride month to this post specifically
#RIPHelenMcCrory
“Actually, I’m looking forward to being 50. Because to me, that’s when a woman is at the pinnacle of her femininity and her womanhood.”
Absolutely heartbroken.
My deepest sympathies to her family, friends & costars.
You will be missed greatly.
Rest in peace Helen McCrory.
RIP Helen McCrory (1968-2021)
I don’t think I’ve ever been interested in any play about the happy, successful, lighter moments of life. I think that’s a very modern, pervasive idea in our entertainment, whether it’s on Instagram or in fiction, to show only the good and the perfect side of yourself. It’s just a lie and it’s very dull, and it’s nothing that anyone should even strive for.
she was such a beautiful and talented actress that brought to life so many iconic characters, and from what the people around her have said, she seemed like a kind and powerful soul. she made everything she was in better, and she will be missed tremendously. rest in paradise helen mccrory
i’ve been seeing a lot of vampire sperm discourse and surprised that i’ve not yet seen anyone talking abt how vampires don’t digest so like u either gotta cough that shit back up later or walk around like a moving sperm bank w ur belly full of ur vampire’s bf’s fluids
you gotta cough it up sooner rather than later too else it freezes up like ice cubes so you start rattling with every step
And there it is, the worst thing I’ve ever read
@jasperwhitcock I'm sorry but you aren't allowed to say ellie made you cry and then make me read that with my own eyes
I stand corrected. THAT is the worse thing I’ve read.
You guys are so sick for this 😭😭
I love how this is supposed to be a "multifandom blog" but twilight and carlesme have taken over my life 😭😭😭
I am sorry oomfs.
Stephenie Meyer: Rosalie and Emmet have so much sex for like 5 years in a row
Twilight Fandom: K what about the real freaks Esme and Carlisle
It’s an extraordinary thing to meet someone who you can bear your soul to, who will accept you for what you are.
so cute!
you’re a hopeless romantic
bella: so what's esme's vampire talent?
edward: [flashbacks through 80 years of desperately trying to block out the sound of esme sucking carlisle's brain out through his dick]
edward: ...her ability to Love Passionately
the Cullanos shitposting had me google searching “Carlesme manip” and I need you all to see what I’ve seen because I’ve seen some shit:
@notquitetwilight have had these saved in my camera roll for this exact moment
and my personal favourite
WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING HIS HEAD SO BIG/MAKING HIM LOOK LIKE RUMPELSTILTSKIN PLEEEEEEASE
Breaking Dawn, but Alice was on babysitting duty one time
welcome home
LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
This is the best thing I have ever seen
@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?
Dam it it got better
S T O P
@klubbhead
Do Darth Maul next!
This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.
Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol
Yoda gotta be raisin bread.
ENOUGH
NO
😬
do grand moff tarkin.
The last one got me.
I CAN’T
B R E A T H E
XD
i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke
The post of legend has come again
OH GOD IT GOT BETTER
This is best post on this shit hole of an app
Holy shit
Me: Why do I still have a Tumblr account?
This post: *exists*
Me: Oh yeah.
sjflksjaldj it keeps coming back, better than before
I AM SCREECHING
The last time I reblogged this, the canned bread was not there. That got me.
It’s not bread but honestly I’m not sure we’re keeping track anymore
may I?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL GOING AHAHAHAHAHA
Whoever posted Yodito with the macaron is clearly a time traveler.
I have never in my entire life watched a star wars movie but this is sending me 😭😭