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Kylo Ren: “I will finish what you started”

Anakin Skywalker:

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this is the best one

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kiszkamoon

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

lucasnoahs

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

teacrumps-blog

Shoulder blades.

lostinthefilmscenes

WARNING! CIVIL WAR SPOILERS AHEAD!

Robert E. Lee surrenders to Ulysses S. Grant and the Union defeats the Confederacy on April 9th, 1865

readmyquiet

All in favor say I 😂😂😂✊🏾

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he’s on to something i feel it

theproblematicblogger

Headlines from this election

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Jedi Council: Attachment is forbidden

Jedi Council: Lets place very young students with a master whom they idolize and will grow to deeply love and respect as not only as a teacher but as a parental figure and closest friend.

Jedi Council: And the Master will spend every waking moment with there padawan training and getting to know them. They will be responsible for all care and protection of their student and form a very parent-child like bond, each willing to risk their life for the other.

Jedi Council: Perfect.

cheekybiscuits

Orlando Bloom is literally wearing a tamagotchi bye

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me

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fruitappreciation

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

kingloptr

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We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.

prokopetz

In the interest of accuracy, while it was a fungal plague that pulled the trigger, the real cause of the Gros Michel’s near-extinction was massive inbreeding.

Y’see, folks were very picky about their bananas - they wanted every banana to taste exactly the same. So the big banana producers all started growing the same cultivar - the Gros Michel - and they deliberately inbred that sucker until every banana they picked was essentially identical to every other.

The upshot is that all commercially cultivated bananas suffered from the same weakened immune system, and when a fungal pathogen that could kill one Gros Michel banana plant evolved, it promptly killed all of them.

And the punchline? The banana producers didn’t learn a blessed thing from all this. Instead of diversifying their banana crops, they switched to a new cultivar, the Cavendish, en masse - and today’s Cavendishes are just as inbred as the Gros Michel was back in the day.

Indeed, a second “banana apocalypse” is brewing as we speak; in 2008, a new strain of the same fungus that wiped out the Gros Michel, one that’s capable of attacking the Cavendish, struck banana crops in Malaysia - and in spite of our best efforts to contain it, it’s spreading. According to some estimates, if banana production isn’t diversified soon, the Cavendish could follow the Gros Michel into commercial extinction in as little as ten years.

Isn’t history fun?

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banana apocalypse 2 coming to a banana farm near you.

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it’s official velma dinkley started the mommy kink back in 2004

i'm sorry what was your previous url?

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flightless-wings

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

imperfectkreis

Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.