......oh god it’s so fucking adorable. Plus the whole half-orc thing......yeah
So this is what an ork emo phase looks like.
A better story about orcs.
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Jules of Nature
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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......oh god it’s so fucking adorable. Plus the whole half-orc thing......yeah
So this is what an ork emo phase looks like.
A better story about orcs.
“Oh yeah… That’s… Batman…” “Batman’s real?” “Yeah, he’s… He’s over there.”
Thank you for making our childhood.
its nine in the afternoon and ur eyes are the size of
very big
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
What is happening
[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]
"So what's the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly 'In Compton') and-- What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?"
"Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?"
"Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?"
"Yeah just put them in your mouth and they'll take 'em from you"
"In my MOUTH?"
"In your mouth, in your mouth"
[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] "Like this?
"Yeah almost like a walrus"
"And I just... I give it to..?"
"Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they'll take it from you"
[does it, people cheer]
".......thank you?"
He can't even tell wild stories from his past without getting interrupted by new wild stories. lol
beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way
Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots
yeah it was link
link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:
The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.
Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.
Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.
Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots
Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)
link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight
Tea party
fae court
The council to decide your fate
There is so much going on here, the fact she made a laptop mockup for her own cat, the fact that she put the “google images of birds” on it, the fact that the cat KNOWS it’s the cat’s “laptop,” the fact that the cat is UPSET WHEN HER LAPTOP IS MESSED WITH...
12/10 would watch again
So great lol
i’m never deleting twitter
and then he was
Happy Todd Howard Day everybody!
@yimra
The pain from the prayers is the best part
watch him still going to church every sunday
tfw you mix up snap caps and live rounds
what really elevates this from a video into a piece of art is when, clearly disoriented by the shot, he clears the chamber and then busts out those hot moves
Our Leader. He is us. We are him.
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS
This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.