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eunnieboo

every single time

eunnieboo

every single time

iso7010-deactivated20240805

Cheff JJ on ig

Copy-pasted directly from his reel:

ingredients: - 2 cups of flour - 4 cups of water + 1 cup ( for the pasta) - 4 small red onions - 1 cup of brown whole lentils - 1/2 tsp cumin powder - 1/2 tsp coriander powder salt and pepper - 4-5 tbsp olive oil - half a lemon - sumac - fresh coriander

start by mixing 2 cups of flour and 1 cup of water.

knead the dough very well and let it rest while preparing the rest of the meal.

finely dice 3 onions and fry in olive oil, add a cup of washed brown lentils.

season with cumin powder, coriander powder, salt and pepper add 4 cups of water and let it simmer on low for about 10-15 minutes.

flour the counter top and roll the dough as thin as you prefer your pasta to be.

roll the dough on itself and cut it into thin strips. flour the pasta and add it to the pan. cook it for about 5 minutes

slice an onion and fry it in olive oil till it starts to brown and char, you want the char flavor.

reserve some for garnish and add the oil and onion to the pan and mix. serve in a plate, garnish with the onions, lemon, fresh coriander sumac and enjoy

does anyone care

This is the single funniest thing I've read in my fucking life

hetrez

Alright kids we've won 2024 everyone can just go home.

crabanarchy

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

wagahai-da

strap-on

sexiest-objects-tournament

...yeah ill reblog this

dovalore

adventure!!!

candyspider-deactivated20230731

that post about how its impossible to satirize masculinity without thousands of men earnestly idenitifying with it isn't wrong but ive also seen enough women cheer on the most rancid shit as long as its got a veneer of femininity to it so idk i think it might just be a human thing

yaoist

equality win: men and women both bad at media comprehension !!

alexisraine

for every Taxi Driver there's a Midsommar

witchstone

aevios

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