the locked tomb brain rot has been quarantined, enter the exclusion zone at your own risk:
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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the locked tomb brain rot has been quarantined, enter the exclusion zone at your own risk:
@beadsbrocadeandblood
interesting kink assortment on the dash
passages that make you whisper "oh my god"
a House with a ghost in it that is """"haunting"""" the place (eg. knocking shit over, walking around, weeping and wailing, etc.) will never be as interesting as a House that is angry, lonely, in Love, etc. and does everything in its power to tell the inhabitants about it. a dead white person writing on the walls will never be as interesting as the house itself expelling liquid or chalk - things it has learned are "people tools" - from its internals to force the people violating it to take notice of it.
If the official Legend of Zelda timeline is to be believed, the same exact Ganon has done the "calamitous final transformation that can only ever be used once because it burns away your humanity" thing on like four unconnected occasions, which suggests that for evil wizards humanity is a renewable resource.
my locked tomb fancast based on what I think is right and just. please feel free to shout more suggestions.
one other thing about tlg that really makes it impossible for me to like or engage with its story beats is that, like. not only is it just a cruel and racist book in how it treats shane, but also its ilya characterization is just wholly and completely inconsistent with heated rivalry ilya whatsoever!! that's literally not the same character. that's some other fuckin guy wearing his face.
in heated rivalry, ilya rozanov is:
an immigrant who has a lot of feelings about his family and being apart from them after moving overseas
a very private person underneath his posturing and loud exterior (all the bragging and bullshitting serves to deflect attention from all the vulnerabilities he refuses to let anyone see)
so deeply closeted he can't even entertain the concept of a completely secret committed relationship with a man until he sees the skip kiss
so deeply closeted, repressed, and scared of homophobic retribution that he constantly rejects shane's bids for emotional connection for YEARS until the skip kiss
generally not someone who talks about his feelings literally ever. getting him to open up is like pulling teeth
a man with a somewhat contentious relationship with the media (early hr ilya struggling with english in press conferences and feeling self conscious of his english next to shane, and developing a media personality full of bravado and swagger) who is well aware of and even actively cultivates a specific public image that serves as a cover for all the things he refuses to share
again. private. repressed. really deep in the closet and really comfortable in there, to the point of not understanding why shane's sexuality crisis was even a big deal to him, bc to ilya this is something to be kept hidden behind closed doors and not acknowledged otherwise no matter what.
so how the fuck did we get from all that, to a man who is suddenly just frothing at the mouth to post details of his sexuality and personal life on instagram???????
and like yeah, a character can have development where they change radically from how they've been established. but if you want me to believe that ilya "private and repressed" rozanov suddenly wants to blast personal details onto the internet, you better SHOW me that character development. it can't be entirely offscreen! as it is, he doesn't even scan as the same guy. like, what's next, an a:tla sequel where aang changed his mind about killing entirely offscreen? lord of the rings pt. 2 where sam gamgee is suddenly a capitalist? another star wars sequel where it turns out that, actually, leia never actually cared about alderaan?
if you're going to change the core characteristics of a major character, that character work and development needs to be done on screen. otherwise it just does not read like that's the same character. and by throwing out everything about ilya's repression and struggles as an immigrant, and instead turning him into someone who wants to invite public scrutiny of his queer relationship, tlg just reads as a text fundamentally incompatible with hr. i don't know who the fuck that man is, but he's not the ilya rozanov i know.
This post makes some really good points about how Ilya's characterisation shifts between HR and TLG. And that we don't get to see how or why that change happened.
I think there is a value judgement in the text that being open and public about your relationship is the only right option. Secrecy and privacy are signs you are not fully committed or that you are ashamed or self-interested.
I don't know, it just really rubs me the wrong way especially as someone in a relationship where we do keep it a secret in certain contexts.
I've said this before but these books are kind of a morality play about how being closeted is Bad™. You can't enjoy life at all if you're in the closet. You are being selfish and cruel if you're in a relationship and in the closet. You can never have meaningful relationships with others if you're in the closet. Also being in the closet is intentionally and maliciously lying to your loved ones. The only way to be happy is to come out. There is zero nuance about the various reasons individual people may have for being closeted or even the various levels of being in the closet.
a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals
By special request from the LTS Discord…
Who’s more sexually desirable: Scar or Thanos?
No context; no middle ground. Choose your fighter.
Who does it for you?
Scar
Thanos
Who does it for you?
Sid
Thanos
Who does it for you?
Jar Jar Binks
Thanos
Who does it for you?
Any minion
Thanos
Who does it for you?
Gene the emoji from the Emoji Movie
Thanos
Who does it for you?
Taylor Swift in Cats (2019)
Thanos
we saw you from across the bar and hated your vibe
OG Lyctor cosplay but it’s period accurate so the photoshoot is done at a playground at night on a 2007 Fujifilm Finepix
Waiting for Vaelus’ metal jaw in-game reveal🙏
Had a vision
I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it
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(Also, mod will be searching for a fish career for the next few days. As in, I will be on vacation to a beach! Posts may slow down)
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To the glistening eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy the Valiant. To the great western wood, King Edmund the Just. To the radiant southern sun, Queen Susan the Gentle. And to the clear northern sky, I give you King Peter the Magnificent.
Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen. May your wisdom grace us until the stars rain down from the heavens.
An amazing art by CrazyTom.
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